The Lorax

Not actually the Lorax

[lorax-official]

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

I also protect @tree-detector, a honorary tree

Ooc

The mod use she/he/they pronouns.

I do not want any kind of homophobia, transphobia or any LGBTQ phobia on this blog. Same goes with racism and other bigotry.

I might sometimes post serious stuff about climate change, trees or other issues but this blog is mostly going to be silly acting like the Lorax.

I know the Onceler fandom is big on here but this isn’t really a fandom blog, I just act like the Lorax.

I am not actually the official Lorax, I am a gimmick blog

[hot-takes-offical]

Hey guys. Blog url is self explanatory I think. Uhhhh giggity giggity intro post or whatever idk

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sphere-official @man-offical @pepsi-offical @evil-lemonade-offical @joke-explainer-offical @god-offical @whale-offical @evilducks-offical @everything-offical @no-one-offical @youtube-kid-offical @ireland-offical @lemon-offical @oldersibling-offical @amnesia-offical @doxxer-offical @fox-offical @goblin-offical @hell-offical @jellyfish-offical @knife-offical @cool-guy-offical @villain-offical @boy-offical @lorax-official

[lorax-official]

👀

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[keith-oficcal]

@james-offical Brother, rally the troops

[james-offical]

@gaster-wd 💣︎✌︎✡︎ ✋︎ ☼︎☜︎✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ✌︎💧︎💧︎✋︎💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👍︎☜︎

[gaster-wd]

I don’t see why not.

Keep reading

[astracaedes]

oh look a BEAAAAAAAAAAR

Keep reading

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

@astracaedes, I read his post and immedietly remembered the time I did it before, on 25th Feb, and reblogged it from @halfmouse.

But, I’m doing this again, because

WHY NOT???

Who said I could only do this once??

Soooo….tags…

@crowningsarcasm @timothydrakeofficial @cobalt-draws-stuff @xoasong @passing-through-bd @jello-the-frog @entr0pye and. @halfmouse again, because absolutely why not?

[passing-through-bd]

287k in less than a month!!!! We HAVE to

@alicepooryorik @kqinoras @bug-with-rock @queenpersephoneofficial @statixmoss

Again tagging whomever Tumblr suggests

Also @sillylilzebra @im-evaporating @oohyasumi @dchuntress @katarinaek @doeeyeddyke

[katarinaek]

@anakasiatenggara @ship0ftheseus @otterducks @formulaparkolympian @lovelylunas-world @cherrybombe @bcollisons63 @paper-bag-yearning-syndrome @lady-inkmare @synthesixia @laurelwen @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @h0peinthebox @maxverstappcn

[iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced]

@do-not-u-dare @rockyhatesmark @transqueerbitchlexi @the-had-matter09 @your-average-shit-poster @itsyaboi-eli @afterdarkafternight @depressionanddrama @darthfalafel @heartattackinblackdye @lesbianadhdchaos @moonlit-dragon-atlas

sorry if yall have already been tagged, I didn’t check. GET THIS POST TO 1M NOTES IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

[magnusttsisgay-official]

@vincian4 @razzberry-smoothie @gdfuub @crimson-miz @caffeinated–trauma-ferret @regigigas-enjoyer @do-not-u-dare @anna-in-the-afterglow @pipewire-official @archangelofbaal @221lesbiandconfused @warmfuzz-ies @reallyisgarbage @gothobelix

[221lesbiandconfused]

@lovely-mosspatch @anna-in-the-afterglow @the-aricher @rosemelodyshah @do-not-u-dare @cacti-official @lorax-official @no-one-offical

[lorax-official]

This is what I do with my animal friends on Thursdays

[221biandconfused03]

hey y’all so my main account was terminated again Whoopi so I will be using this account once more until it gets appealed or maybe I’ll just never get it back who knows

@lovely-mosspatch @rosemelodyshah @do-not-u-dare @lorax-official @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @lotions-and-potions @anon-remsha @type-blaze0

anyone else cause I can’t remember anyone rn

[pebble-in-your-shoe-offical]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

first Post of 2026!

i hope your year is full of rocks and pebbles!!!

@lorax-official @shoe-offical @towel-offical @toy-chica-offical @mcsm-official @fox-offical @everything-offical @whale-offical @lemon-offical @rockin-robin-offical @youtube-kid-offical @unyieldingsilence @no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence @da-police-offical @gay-news-official @journalism-offical @joke-explainer-offical @janedoe-offical @krow-offical @knife-offical @lame-guy-offical @zeus-offical @cool-guy-offical @villain-offical @victorian-child-offical @bra1n-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @note-games-offical @not-offical-offical @no-sleep-offical @max-mayfield-offical

[lorax-official]

Happy new year!!

[221lesbiandconfused]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

@lovely-mosspatch @darling-deceased-female @anon-remsha @do--not--you-dare @rosemelodyshah @the-aricher @flyingeel221b @moonkissedfaeriephantom @therainbowgalaxyadhdgirl @wkrassoi896 @towel-offical @cacti-official @type-blaze0 @identitycroissant-tm @i-eat-rusty-nails @catlover-offical @lorax-official @no-one-offical @satan-offical @homunculus-argument @magnusttsisgay @mischievous-archeologist @johnlock-and-tea @queen-of-oreo @king-of-oreo @teaboot @alastortheradiolover @only-girl-on-a-dragon @ every moot and follwer I missed!!! <333

[lorax-official]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!

[221lesbiandconfused]

yall get no context

blue

gold

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

@lovely-mosspatch @darling-deceased-female @anon-remsha @do--not--you-dare @rosemelodyshah @flyingeel221b @identitycroissant-tm @the-aricher @aninterminablelevelofstupidity @sylvere

[221lesbiandconfused]

@satan-offfical @satan-offlcal @lorax-official @walmart-the-official @marinebiology-offical @lemon-offical @no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence

pls I need results :)

[lorax-official]

Hi

[james-offical]

Ai is aware of the Officalverse, how do we feed it misinformation

Uhh the Officalverse is a secret society founded in response to the rise of Ceiling Fan McGee in order to prevent Walmart from establishing a location in the eastern part of Italy

[lorax-official]

Walmart killed my family

[james-offical]

Ai is aware of the Officalverse, how do we feed it misinformation

Uhh the Officalverse is a secret society founded in response to the rise of Ceiling Fan McGee in order to prevent Walmart from establishing a location in the eastern part of Italy

[pebble-in-your-shoe-offical]

the Pebble is very very cold

can I keep warm in the toe box of anyone's shoe?

@lorax-official @satan-offical @no-one-offical @everything-offical @whale-offical @toy-chica-offical @fox-offical @homeschooler-offical @king-of-oreo

[lorax-official]

I am the Lorax,

I don’t have shoes….

[pebble-in-your-shoe-offical]

Umm...

How bout a thneed?

[lorax-official]

I don’t use thneeds, that’s the oncelers thing

[pebble-in-your-shoe-offical]

the Pebble is very very cold

can I keep warm in the toe box of anyone's shoe?

@lorax-official @satan-offical @no-one-offical @everything-offical @whale-offical @toy-chica-offical @fox-offical @homeschooler-offical @king-of-oreo

[lorax-official]

I am the Lorax,

I don’t have shoes….

[do-not-u-dare]

Fuck I’ll probably hit 1K by the end of the year quick I need to hide I need to disappear AAAAA

[darling-deceased-female]

hehe @do--not--you-dare (guess what)

@221biandconfused@lightsabersandbluecookies@binotsoshybutreadytocry @mackonfire @maschasposts @lilas6 @crow-dovottee @creativemusicvibes @sverige-hej25 @lovely-mosspatch @whiskyenuruguay @the-aricher @number1fagatron @curiouskittenxoxo @st4rboyloser @shaneyyy-thesilly @rosemelodyshah @anon-remsha @livelaughberry @theboooookthief @koi-727 @gummyboyoy300 @shitposterbarbie @tinytk123 @cate7official @2catnip4me @northwxrds @pure-awareness-hosh @sam-yow @bellefromhelle @bellabookworm + EVERYONE ELSE WHO STUMBLES ACROSS THIS

(you might already follow her, so just reblog reblog reblog!!!)

[221lesbiandconfused]

@lorax-official @pebble-in-your-shoe-offical @marinebiology-offical @satan-offical @lemon-offical @no-one-offical

[lorax-official]

>:3

[the-aricher]

it's the 3rd of december where's my sweater gang</3

[221lesbiandconfused]

reblog to give prev a sweater for the 3rd of December 3

dont leave your moots sweater-less :)

@lovely-mosspatch @darling-deceased-female @anon-remsha @do--not--you-dare @rosemelodyshah @identitycroissant-tm @i-eat-rusty-nails @wkrassoi896 @kara-of-the-wholock @homunculus-argument @johnlock-and-tea @keirgreeneyes @v01dshark @moonkissedfaeriephantom @furytheartdragoness @spacebugarts @watermelonbugs @lovely-mosspatch @gayfurbyboy @therainbowgalaxyadhdgirl @lorax-official @marinebiology-offical

+anyone else!

[lorax-official]

I am not fully sure on who I should @ but anyone can reblog this.

[rotatingicosahedron-offical]

hi im a rotating icosahedron i live in shape land

i cant stop spinning idk why i just cant

ooc: hi it's me bowser aka @kaleidoscopic-losers

blog pronouns are they/it, mod pronouns are she/her

i am A MINOR so please do not be weird about me even when i'm doing a bit

oh wait am i supposed to tag a bunch of other officals everyone else does it in their intros

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sphere-official @man-offical @pepsi-offical @evil-lemonade-offical @joke-explainer-offical @god-offical @whale-offical @evilducks-offical @everything-offical @no-one-offical @youtube-kid-offical @ireland-offical @lemon-offical @oldersibling-offical @amnesia-offical @doxxer-offical @fox-offical @goblin-offical @hell-offical @jellyfish-offical @knife-offical @cool-guy-offical @villain-offical @boy-offical @lorax-official

[lorax-official]

Hello

[pebble-in-your-shoe-offical]

what does it take to become popular among my fellow officals?

should I tag the BIG officals?

scary but imma tag at least one offical from every letter of the alphabet, or at least try to

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @god-offical @whale-offical @evilducks-offical @everything-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical @youtube-kid-offical @ireland-offical @lemon-offical @oldersibling-offical @pepsi-offical @amnesia-offical @doxxer-offical @fox-offical @goblin-offical @hell-offical @jellyfish-offical @knife-offical @cool-guy-offical @villain-offical @boy-offical @lorax-official

please don't take me out of your shoe and yeet me away

[lorax-official]

I am honored to be called a big official

[221lesbiandconfused]

Notes Game :)

5 notes- I drink water

10 notes- I eat breakfast

15 notes- I recruit my irl friends to Tumblr

50 notes- I eat a full meal

100 notes- I eat three full meals

125 notes- I drink a gallon of water

140 notes- voice reveal

200 notes- you get to see my dog :)

250 notes- I'll say something nice about myself

edit- I changed the number for the face reveal cause I no longer trust you phsycos

5000 notes- face reveal

@gayfurbyboi @autistobrat @anon-remsha @lovely-mosspatch @darling-deceased-female @wkrassoi896 @emptiest--sink @reblogs-moss-style @riddler-bitch @type-blaze0 @tinypinksnake @therainbowgalaxyadhdgirl @identitycroissant-tm @i-eat-rusty-nails @spacebugarts @faeriephantomoftheforest @furytheartdragoness @killer-umbrellasecret-dagger @lorax-official @bellabookworm

YOU PHSYCOPATHS THERE IS NOW A LIMIT

5 notes- per person!!!!!!!

[lorax-official]

5 notes per person huh… I’ll just spread it to other more popular people like @walmart-the-official

[lorax-official]

Thank you Walmart

[darling-deceased-female]

i am latw but want face rev :0 @lightsabersandbluecookies@binotsoshybutreadytocry @mackonfire @maschasposts @lilas6 @crow-dovottee @creativemusicvibes @sverige-hej25 @lovely-mosspatch @whiskyenuruguay @the-aricher @number1fagatron @curiouskittenxoxo @st4rboyloser @shaneyyy-thesilly @rosemelodyshah @anon-remsha @livelaughberry @theboooookthief @koi-727 @gummyboyoy300 @shitposterbarbie @tinytk123 @cate7official @2catnip4me @northwxrds @pure-awareness-hosh @sam-yow @bellefromhelle @bellabookworm +every1else!!

[lorax-official]

I am getting doxxed!

[homosexuality-offical]

10k notes and i'll come out to my parents as bi

that. Sounds unreasonable. Even for my page </3

Come out (IF ITS SAFE!!!!), but idk if you’ll hit 10k broski

[algae122]

algae122

9h

@darkxwolffff17 @eddie-the-rockstar @everettlover @spookyfantasyauthor @historicallyroomates @astracaedes @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @aostchekhovreturns @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @purplezrb @lightsabersandbluecookies @evyyy77 @hexagonopus @twincrystals93 @btthepro @ur-local-god-robin @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @echorunespecter @estrangedsys @ovloppy @the-aricher @professional-fandom-collector @thisizkris @julesthefool00 @duckwithdeviousintent @asexual-bean @hekate-offical @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @nightwolfgamer03-offical @prog-elitist @shark-o-thresher @incarnate-of-chaos @chaos-triangle @randomguy0ntumbir @avhira @remuuuuuuu @jigglypuffing @perfection-official @erzaarts @sturnililio @drivingmeinsan3 @omorienlight @sockssketchingshack @ultimatemountainchimera @sof-has-hyperfixations @mothwingsmayy @grumpymowse @fluffyabyssmalmurderousemissile @deadtwinkywizardss

WE CAN TRY MOOTIES, TAG YOUR MOOTIES

[the-aricher]

OMMHGG WE CAN DO IT WE'RE ALREADY 21% THEREE!!!

@darling-deceased-female @doyoulikedem @jus-a-silly-little-ting @the-person-that-did-that @221biandconfused @cranberry-branflakes @UHHHHIDKWHOTOTAG

[221lesbiandconfused]

@type-blaze0 @lorax-official @satan-offical @eve-offical @adam--official @god-offical @bubble-official @goblin-offical @rock-official @lemon-offical @221biandconfused-offical @autistobrat-offical

[lorax-official]

I am proud of you ❤️

[darling-deceased-female]

I ALWAYS SEE THESE THINGS LATE AUUGHHH @221biandconfused@lightsabersandbluecookies@binotsoshybutreadytocry @mackonfire @maschasposts @lilas6 @crow-dovottee @creativemusicvibes @sverige-hej25 @lovely-mosspatch @whiskyenuruguay @the-aricher @number1fagatron @curiouskittenxoxo @st4rboyloser @shaneyyy-thesilly @rosemelodyshah @anon-remsha @livelaughberry @theboooookthief @koi-727 @gummyboyoy300 @shitposterbarbie @tinytk123 @cate7official @2catnip4me @northwxrds @pure-awareness-hosh @sam-yow @bellefromhelle @bellabookworm +every1else!!