girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”
outfits to wear on a first date
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

JBB: An Artblog!

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@lordechinchilla
girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”
outfits to wear on a first date
you take that BACK
“baking sheet?” holds so much weight
if you’re not vaccinated i will NOT look at your pussy
Where’s the uncensored version?
Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…
This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.
Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.
What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.
tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker
wired: venom is a monsterfucker
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST
SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT
El Roomba lowcost
Screaming
“Medusa: 👁 👅 👁 “ is the funniest thing in the world to me omg
Modern day Moses
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
Stick Fight