worship me like the goddess i am

I post what I want

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via imgur)

[paxamericana]

lmao, try this one on your professor if you ever get caught plagiarizing

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

[dynastylnoire]

GOT DAMN!!!!

[digg]

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

now THIS is an ally

[beepothough]

Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.

And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.

And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.

Wow this is… really cute?

I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?

(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)

[somasis-moved]

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

[inactive1346597623595641352]

Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

[bang]

cmon ma

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[noisier-deactivated20180820]

my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life

[emotionlessmotions]

Because this is cute

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

[shuttersmiley]

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

[identificat]

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[odin-n-out]

A masterpiece

[devildaisies]

it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.

[buzzfeed]

Melania Trump's Speech Appears To Have Plagiarized From Michelle Obama

Melania Trump talked about the hard work her parents taught her, but the speech appeared almost identical to one Michelle Obama delivered in 2008.

(h/t Jarrett Hill)

[danielhowell]

when you transfer old pokemon for candy and forget the witty names you gave them

???

oh

[animatedtext]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I don’t get people who try counter the BLM movement with the “look, I’m not racist, I have black friends” line.

If you have black friends then

WHY 👏🏻 AREN’T 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏽 FUCKING 👏🏾 WORRIED 👏🏿 ABOUT 👏🏿 YOUR 👏🏾 FRIENDS 👏🏽

I live in fear for my black friends.

I worry that my black Jewish friends will be stopped by the cops guarding our synagogues because they don’t “look Jewish” enough

I worry that two of my friends who are both black men in interracial marriages with biracial sons will be suspected of kidnapping their own children because their little boys have fairer complexions

I worry that my friends in STEM will be stopped by campus police on suspicion of breaking into the labs in which they are PhD students and lab managers

I worry that my friend who is an AD for various films and TV shows will get pulled over when she’s on a location shoot somewhere rural and get assaulted

I worry that the black librarians I work with won’t make it home if they run an evening program or work a late shift on the desk one night

Like, forget political ideology for a minute. If you aren’t worried about your black friends being victimized by police brutality then YOU ARE A BAD FUCKING FRIEND.