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oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
almost home

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@lordfitzchivalryfarseer
I love the energy 🥹
your month, your seal!
does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?
Flower Shop AUs 💐
Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes in so many times to buy flowers that Person A thinks they must be quite the Casanova.
Most people come in without having any clue on what they actually want. And some people know exactly what they want.
Flowers are often used for photo shoots and Person A gets hired to arrange the flowers for one, but they can’t help getting nervous around the model, Person B.
The employees had a fun game to pass the time. If someone bought a big bouquet and it wasn’t around Valentine’s Day, they love to come up with ideas on how that person messed up, to warrant an apology like this.
Person A is definitely petty enough to use the language of flowers to mess with rude and ignorant customers by giving them the absolute wrong flowers for the occasion.
Person A’s flower shop has a small café in it and it has become the meeting point for the locals to drink tea and gossip.
Person A is very good at making flower arrangements and they love their small shop. But they’re not a natural business person and so they hire Person B to help them keep their shop open.
Giving flowers to someone who owns a flower shop is not that easy.
At the market, they always have their stalls right next to each other. Person A sells beautiful flowers and Person B sells delicious fruits. And sometimes they sneak a small gift over to the seller next door.
Person A loves to help their customers out, but when Person B drops in more than once a week to ask questions about the plants they have and new ones they want to buy and they don’t seem to know a lot about botany, Person A feels like they soon have to ask Person B where they live, so that they can do a wellness check on their plants.
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It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
(via bsky)
(The classic XKCD comic)
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?
bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering
You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!
this person needs to get real
If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you
has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing
“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”