This is not soup and I don't like it!

Bisexual Genderqueer, 30+ and getting older by the minute.

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[nanadouken]

repairs

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to fold a flying pig. (cr简开JK)

(The name flying pig/feizhu飞猪 is inspired by Nezha’s mount the Wind-Fire Wheels. In the animated film, the Wind-Fire Wheels normally take the form of a flying pig.)

[feluka]

I've never related to a human being more than Nicole Byer in this clip.

[feluka]

Tails: Nicole, don't cry!

Nicole (and all of us):

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!

[waspdaily]

Put wasp in your walls. You want wasp in your walls. Wasp makes walls better.

[humanbyweight]

So uhhhh my team and I have a new wasp-nest-inspired insulation coming out soon, so in that context I support this message!

https://owlflyllc.com/engineering/yellowjacket

[waspdaily]

This is a great example of how studying wasps can lead to all sorts of innovation!

See, wasps DO make your walls better!

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[lesbian-spuffy]

dru’s fujoshing out

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[morggo]

another gouache on wood sketch

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[updownfragile]

Varda par Agnès (2019)

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[desolatus]

Victor Nizovtsev

[nicenight]

Keiki Takahashi (middle) with other trans male friends in Edges of the Rainbow: LGBTQ Japan (2017)

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]