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@lordofthesufferings
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm fucking her innie on company time
With severance season 2 around the corner itās time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies
only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said āill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautifulā and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay
in that moment i really was ready to do any thing if she had held onto my hand and ran in to traffic i wouldve followed like a lost puppy smeared in red sugar entranced as persephone was to the pomegranate i wouldve died right there with out a second thought and i couldnt even fault her for beguiling me so, in that moment, love was so easy ; it was blameless
had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today š¤Ŗ" stuff.
they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.
the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.
My friend you are not so much knocking on the Devil's door as directly Facetiming the bastard
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right
what never fails to make me cry are ancient toys
someone made these for a child so they could have fun. thatās its only purpose.
ā august, tathĆØve simonyan
[text ID: promises made by june / had rotten / by the time august came. / iāve mistaken silence with nothingness / and unlearning it asks for courage / i know not how to muster. / this half-empty glass of orange juice, / ever-present on its throne of dust, / on this wooden table, / holds more promise than i ever will. / i, a personified you, for this is not a wall but a mirror / [personified] / i, i mean you, i mean [redacted] / you eat the sun and with your burnt tongue / try to sing songs / not about pain. / donāt you? / in july / [i] you tried to stretch the rare / moments of happiness but our feet / always seemed to stay out of the / blanket / uncovered. / how do i love something without / fully succumbing to it? / you thought you had to die for you to live, didnāt you? / you thought thereās always a spring after a winter / you didnāt think that / this vivaldian symphony hadnāt been written for bodies like ours, . did you? / in july / you didnāt know that loneliness is a crowded town / yet /Ā itās always been bestowed upon you / to lock the gates / and turn off the lights / every night, / did you? / june made promises it knew it couldnāt keep. / but i shall be wiser / in august.]
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doom yourself before the narrative does
SIOBHAN FUCKING ROY
Being mutuals with Succession fans without watching the show is crazy r/n. I feel like a noble lord in a gothic novel who's going up to the attic to check on his secret madwoman wife. Hello darling, are you feeling well? Still eating the curtains, I see,
āshiv have you heard of a movie that came out in 2014 directed by david fincher? it was a book as well
It was all so complicatedā¦Ā You canāt explain it. Itās not what you think. You look at the old pictures and they all want you to think itās all so fucking simple, but it was⦠well, it wasā¦I donāt know what it was⦠I wasnāt what they say, you know?
logan's crypt literally having space reserved for the kids to be buried with him shiv joking around with caroline that she's gonna emotionally neglect her child just like her mother did to her "my god I hope it's in me" they are not escaping they are never escaping they don't want to escape!!!!! they dont want to be free!!!!! the cage is open why the fuck are you still in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the camera focusing on Kendall at the end of Shiv's sentence when she says Logan was hard on women and "couldn't hold a whole woman in his head" right after we saw Kendall eulogize Logan as having "created" his three children to the erasure of his own mother (also noted by the camera focusing on Caroline's reaction). and right after we saw Kendall threaten Rava and intimidate his kids and make moves to take the kids from her. and right after we saw him attack Jess and call her stupid for wanting to quit and blaming her for telling him on the day of his dad's funeral when he's the one who made her tell him that day. and right after we saw him help try to steal an election for a fascist who undoubtedly as part of his platform wants to criminalize women's bodily autonomy (one of the reasons Jess wants to quit).......... goddamn. the cycle of abuse and the father-to-son inheritance of refusing to even conceptualize that women are real.