titsay
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
NASA
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
taylor price
blake kathryn
One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Mike Driver
todays bird
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@lorejelly
I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint
SCROLL BACK!!
IT'S A PAINTING!!!
TLQ AND PRINCESS DOODLES (feat smitten and damsel as well)
BONUS silly doodles
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
So let me get this straight. When you code you actually have to write code and understand coding to code??
no actually you just copy paste other’s code and hope it works
no actually
you just copy paste other’s
code and hope it works
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
my brain just threw the phrase “sisyphus? more like tittyphus” at me and i must curse you all with this god forsaken pathetic attempt at humor
call me Sisyphus the way I need to carry my boulders (A cup tits) up mountains (the stairs on occasion) and my work is never done (kissing women)
My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?
sand tiger sharks
on it, boss lady
one smooth shark, coming up
absolute gold on Reddit today
all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians
This reads like a 10k post.
im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated
Honestly, saying "you're not allowed to participate in this challenge if you called someone out for their actions" is a defense of abuse! Like, we're no longer allowed to call out our abusers for their behavior? What about pedos/rapists/racists/etc.? This isn't just stupid, it's actively defending oppressors and abusers and silencing victims, hello?
protect bisexual boys
why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion
we are suggesting this to girls
who is we? who are you
italian shadow government
italian shadow goverment!
Achievement Unlocked:
Spirit Medium
Channel the voices of the dead.
„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason
a pattern i notice is
person : hey i used to be a bigot/abuser but i made active efforts to be a better person and i'm now not that person anymore
comments : ok do you want a pat on the back for the bare fucking minimum. fuck you. evil irredeemable person
like you realize that people can be raised into harmful ideologies and not question them until later in life and that it takes introspection and active efforts to understand your harmful actions and make change to your behavior right
it may be the bare minimum for civil behaviour, but actually getting yourself out of harmful mindsets is fucking hard. stop pretending it isn't. you are not immune to propaganda. you're not infallible.
edit : heads up, i turned notifs for this off because there's just too many to deal with- maybe i'll turn them back on when things calm down
edit : turned notifs back on!
