[vangoghlo]

define gerrymandering but in a way that i can understand

[empathviv]

[deactivationgocrazy-deactivated]

"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[997]

[doublehex]

REBLOG

REBLOG

REBLOG

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fudgycat]

[orjanism]

[cadaverkeys]

dnd is a game

[theconcealedweapon]

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you're literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.

[angelicguy]

haters will see you parry an incoming attack and say you cant afford a sturdy shield

[rontology]

op i’ve been thinking about this post for 3 years and it’s gotten me through some tough times

[beachdeath]

genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

[astrocassette]

[faslaidir]

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

[thesituation]

irl girls are better than anime girls but anime men are better than irl men. this is objectively true

[thesituation]

women outperform fantasy while men fail to come close to it

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

gay marriage

[user0987654321876543]

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

Shakespeare:

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Shakespeare:

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[viostormcaller]

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents Shakespeare again

[prismatic-bell]

Okay, I think this started as a joke post, but it’s actually a pretty good AND CULTURALLY ACCURATE translation?

Like, we think of Shakespeare as highbrow because he’s old. He wasn’t highbrow. If you’re reading the play in book form and you haven’t found a dick joke on any given page yet you’re either reading a specific passage in Macbeth, or you need liner notes. This is in fact pretty much how it would be written today.

[jessicapilot]

There’s loads of dick jokes you just have to look

@bloodofthepen

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]