ask away !

request open, 20 ,alipede's left hand duh

[loserontheinternet]

Idk many writers have a pinned post or you could say a rule post to inform people what you mostly write abut so I made mine too !

RULES

First of all this blog contains NSFW stories so minors be aware tho I don't give a fuck if you read it or not

Characters and Fandoms I mostly write

Genshin impact (mostly )

Al haitham , diluc , Ganyu basically all aged up characters let me know if you want another aged up character

Characters I will not write for unless if its platonic

Klee , Qiqi , Diona , Collie, xianling, Xinyan , Chongyun , xinque,

Bennet, Rasor ,Fiscal , you get the drill

Chainsaw man

Mostly Aki since I simp for him although I haven't watched chainsaw man fully so I don't know other characters and their age I could write for Denji,Power,Himeno,makima

etc

I will mostly not write for Kishebe as I am not comfy writing for Old people and the minors of chainsaw man

Demon slayer

All characters but it must be fluff or platonic as I mostly see them as kids or those fun uncles but I can make it a lil spicy for aged up characters

That's it for now I will write for other Fandoms if I like them

New fandom/s

Killer peter - alipede only tbh but i might write for Nathaniel too and that's it

And request open !

[loserontheinternet]

Stalker's Tango ♡

Yan alipede x fem reader

Author's note - the fanart is done by me , yes I just copy pasted hiroki Dan's image but Idc. I freaking love his man plus the song is literally him

Summary - after a certain albino has taken interest in you , his obsession doesn't stop at stalking you.

Warnings - NSFW , yan tendencies, blood , unhealthy obsession, stealing of personal items etc.

Disclaimer- this is just a work of fiction, I do not condone any such actions like this irl.

but before that , what type of yan do you think our dear albino would be?

gives reader time to adjust

forces himself on reader

Voting ended onApr 13

I know ,I know , i know this situation is strange ~

Never had alipede intended this , he was the 4th apostle for a damn reason! He was on a mission , simple to kill peter and be the greatest assasin, not fall in love with you!

But God he couldn't fucking help it , you were just too sweet to him , ever since you had given him an umbrella on a rainy day with your sweet voice going " it's alright my home is near anyways, you look like you need it ."

That was the first time someone had shown him any kindness you couldn't nlame the poor man's curiosity, could you ?

Your sweet scent , tone and the subtle softness of your palms . He really wanted to reach out and touch your face so he could imagine how you looked like he was really trying hard to not give in

Even after it had been days you probably had forgotten about him but he didn't . Alipede didn't really expect his curiosity about you to turn into obsession

Afterall it wouldn't Hurt to head back home in the arms of his lover would it ?

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me more than you possibly can ~

At first he started simple , by getting to know everything about you , it was easy really. He had memorised each and every bit of your family members, even the ones you didn't know existed! He even memorised the name of your first pet! Where you were from , your job, your income , and I mean e.a.c.h and e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g about you

Then he took up a notch and started to stalk you discreetly . It was really amusing how you thought locking each and every door of your apartment would keep him away from you . He easily broke up the lock of the left window of your bedroom without waking you up and entered easily

First he'd gently touch your sleeping body especially the skin your pj's would not cover

He never really got aroused before but the softness of your body really made it hard to not get a boner , he was only a man afterall !

He imagined how it would feel to kiss you or pin you down underneath him and caress and grope that Angelic body of yours

But still being inexperienced in that field he felt shy from thinking about it and rather opted to take something rather niche inorder to keep your scent with him all the time .

He searches your dresser for whatever he can find that can fit in his pockets and stuffs them inside ( if yk then yk).

He did feel embrassed with himself but hw couldn't help it . This feeling felt nice and he was not about to let it go

He then realizes that he has a mission to be done and let's out an annoyed tch as he reluctantly leaves after caressing your face once.

He leaves through the window and even after being blind , the place still looked like it was untouched . He barely left little to no evidence of his presence that's why in the morning you were confused when you couldn't find some of your undergarments and thought you had misplaced them rather then thinking someone broke in.

It's not that complicated, no matter what they say , you'll never meet another me ~

It's not that difficult to get your head around ,you'll never meet another me~

You'll never , never, ever , never meet another me~

Alipede was convinced that he was the perfect one for you and you'll never meet someone like him . No man was worthy enough to be with you , go on dates with you , or worse , be inside you , no man , no man besides him will ever be good enough for you .

He started to quietly kill take out potential candidates one by one and madesure to leave an impression that your potential dates had ghosted you , making you sad .

Alipede was starting to get impatient but he forces himself to wait, afterall he'd rather have his dessert ( you ) at the very end and he is going savour every bite .

It's not that complicated , no matter what they say ~

I'll never meet another you , it's not that difficult to get your head around

I'll never meet another you ~

Alipede uses the umbrella you gave as an excuse to meet you again , well more like he just ' conviently ' bumps into you in the streets and pretends to be suprised when he feels your scent

He had expected you to forget about him but to his suprise you had remembered him and asked him his name this time .

This practically made his heart leap with joy . He literally takes it to his pride that you had even bothered to ask him his name and recollect his face .

He uses his charming and charismatic persona to woo you and easily secured a date with you when you complained about guys ditching you after promising to contact you in your prior dates

Ofcourse they ditched you silly! He made sure that those pathetic losers wouldn't even dare to pick up your contact after a whimsical so called date with you

He was so not going to let you get away , anytime soon or anywhere in the near future . He knew that finding another you is basically impossible and he needed you like he needed oxygen

Luckily the date he had carefully set you up with him would prove to you that he was the one and only for you. Even if you thought so otherwise at the end , he would use other ways to ensure that you wouldn't leave him at all .

End of part 1

Should I do a flins from genshin impact next ?

[loserontheinternet]

Y'all alipede would probably not force on the reader cuz my hubby literally has trauma from being bullied , so if he did try to force on the reader he would not go through with it as it would remind him of his past helpless self .

[loserontheinternet]

Siren yan flins x fem reader

A siren's call

Before that

what suits flins the most

vampire

Siren

Voting ended onApr 27

Warnings - yan tendencies , luring , reader being deceived, kidnapping , almost drowning ? , a bit of touching , I do not condone this irl , this is pure fiction .

P.s reader is a lightkepper

Scrunch scrunch

Your boots thumped on the sandy shore of the beach , a lantern on your right hand and a basket full of herbs on your left, since the nearest market was like a mile away , you opt to collect herbs from the nearby forest for your meals , you didn't like bland food that much .

The sun was about to set , you patrolled the area for a bit to keep a look out for lost tourists and drive away agnsty teens who came here and were obviously upto no good .

The beach was rather windy today , still it was so much better then the heat, the waves catching upto your boots provided a sense of comfort maybe you always had a thing for beaches anyways .

You were about to return back to the lighthouse then you heard a grunt , turning around you couldn't believe your eyes !

It was a person? A creature ? Having the upper body of a man and the lower one of a fish tho He was strikingly handsome , wet indigo hair running down till his torso , pale moonlit skin and scales on its tail arranged in mesmerizing patterns . You thought it was dead until it slowly opened it's bold yellow eyes that gave vibes of being a hunter as it stares at you.

Then you see drops of blood on his left palm. Poor thing must have gotten hurt , despite your gut screaming at you to run away , you were too hypnotized by it's beauty that you approached him , for some reason he did not run , as if he wanted you to approach him .

You bend down and slowly touched his hand as he proceeded to smile " careful now , wouldn't want me to get more hurt "

"W-wait you can talk?" You asked in the most suprised tone as he shrugged " ofcourse I can talk , why ? Is it not normal for beings other than your kind to communicate?", you shake your head " I thought your kind only existed in fairy tales....are you a mermaid?"

He wanted to say Siren but he had a feeling you would be more cautious if he did so he just played along and said yes, he did not want you to know that he had intentionally set everything up , from his wound to him washing up on the surface to catch your attention, all he needed were two things , you to touch him by your own will so he could leave his mark on you and last , you to listen to his song , it would take a while to complete the ritual to make you his bride but you didn't need to know that ♡

You quickly take out the herbs you collected as they were also helpful in medical use too and started to rub them gently on his wound as you asked him not to move , little did you know because of this , the first step of the ritual had already started and you didn't even know it .....

Soon after the entire ordeal , you two gave each other a proper introduction and became friends...or that's what you thought ...

Until in your shower when you were washing up and that's when you noticed a strange marking on your womb , you had never gotten a tattoo of any sort before ....how did it ever get there ? The pattern was a strange blue heart with a weird seashell in-between it .

You told flins or kyrll as he insisted that you call him that about it , then you see a small smile creep upto his lips as he adjusted his position on the sandy shore and came real close to you " my light, kindly let me sing you my traditional tune , to lighten your mood ofcourse , if you want me too that is ".

You didn't want to break his heart so you nodded , which was the last thing you should have done ....you just dug your grave at this point ....

He opened his mouth and started to sing a strange yet melodious tune in his native tounge , at first you hummed to the tune but then your eyes started to feel heavy , and your head started to hurt a bit , you didn't know what was happening but you felt like you were about to sleep at any second now so you lost conscious and fell on his lap as he played with your hair , humming to himself for catching a proper bride like you!

He was happy that his ritual was complete , the moment you had touched him he had left his mark on you through skin contact alone , it needed 3 months to take effect, on the last month that strange mark basically was the way of telling that it was the final stage of the ritual which would be him singing his traditional song for courting his lifelong bride.

You felt as if someone was drowning you , you opened your eyes and saw nothing but the darkness of the sea as the surface kept on looking far far and far away , your lungs felt like they were filled to the brim with water , it was ...very difficult to breathe ...you force your arms and legs to react to swim above but then countless pair of hands reached out and grabbed your limbs and arms , not wanting you to escape, they groped your body , from your neck to your chest and the fat of your hips , to the fat over your belly, to the smoothness of your legs , you didn't want this , you felt your life slowly fading away as your eyes shut .

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You gasped out as you woke up finally and found yourself in a cave ...with old decorative objects , your outfit was wet ..so was your entire body, from head to toe, everything was drenched in water , you were in a state of panic and didn't know what to do

" ah my light , do not move that much, your going to exhaust yourself " you heard his voice coo at you as you yell , demanding where you were and what this place was to which he reached up to the Rocky surface of the cave and rested his arms and chin on it as he explains everything of how he had always had his eyes on you when you were first appointed to your job , to the markings and to the song that too with a smile on his face as if he didnt just kidnap you and brought you here to be his ...bride ? Hell no !

You stood up shakily and tried to run , but you couldn't, as If your body didn't want to run .....what was happening? You felt your ankles being grabbed his hands ...he had a surprising powerful grip . He draggs you to sit down on the surface as his hands slide up from your ankles to your hips as he rests his head on your lap

" Oh my dear light , this mark means that you are forever bound to me for life , from my bride...." his finger traces to your womb as he stares at it " to the mother of my children " .

Your womb starts to emit a bright glow and as you lift up your top a bit you see that his mark has start to take affect .....a dread washes Over you that your his ....forever and ever .

Alrightttt this is the end, hope u liked it ! :)

[loserontheinternet]

Should have read the fine print

Yan flins x fem reader

Y'all its been ages since I logged back to genshin , I really want to play but cuz of personal reasons I can : ( , but I really like flins , his character and his overall design, tho it might be a bit oc as I don't play genshin anymore but enjoy this fic anyways

Summary- should have really listened to your elders about the fae folklore now look at you , trapped by his very whim with no way out .

Warnings - yan tendencies, basically manipulation tho reader is a bit naive , literally him trapping you in his dimension so also kidnapping and isolation , this is just a fic of fiction, I do not support these irl!

Sometimes you hated life because not only had you go drop your little brother to his little halloween party during your day off today but you were also told by your mother to get in the " holiday spirit " , really after all this time, this is what you get after visiting your family on your day off ? You mentally made sure to check visiting your family during vacations off the list if this is how your getting treated .

So in your free time , you decided to walk around this old town for a bit , it's still old but it was still nostalgic , you remember moving out from this place for your job 4 years ago and had to bust your ass off to get a least decent position for yourself.

You didn't even bother to come in to his little friend's house party even tho his mother insisted but you made an excuse that you had to run some errands for your mother and dipped , the last thing you wanted was to watch bluey, halloween special and get a sugar spike from all those Kool aid , cookies and sugary snacks you would get to eat .

As you roam around the town eating some god knows whatever you found in your favorite bakery and passed through a library , you got a glimpse of the book the old librarian lisa was reading , ah the good ol' tales of the legend of the fae . You remember your grandmother citing whatever folklore or legends she believe about the " fae people " . You kind of forgot what the rules were but you sure you remembered something being " don't ever tell a fae your name else yada yada " and yiu continued to stroll without any concern, man the weather was awesome today .

As you were walking you accidentally bumped into someone and woops , you drop your bread ! Before you could even say anything the person infront of you apologies in the sweetest way and holds his hands out to you " ah , sorry my fine madame for my clumsiness, I should have looked where I was headed off too . " damn sexy voice you look up and find two very yellowish eyes staring back at you with a soft frown . You held his hand to get up and shake your head " no no it's fine I should've looked where I had gone off too . "

"Oh no , it seems your .....groceries are also spoiled because of my ....lack of awarenes ", he says in such a saddened tone which made you clench your heart" no , no it's not! because of you ! I mean ." " nonsense, please allow me to treat you , it's the least I could do for you ."

And here you are, walking with a dude whose fashion sense looked like he belonged in a Victorian Era well not in a bad way , for some reason it did fit him , very much so much so you didn't even notice how he diverted the path to his light house instead of the bakery, your ass was too busy glazing him .

The next thing saw when you woke up is you laying on a single bed in what looks like ...to be a light house ? Strange , you never saw one, the only lighthouse in your town was Miles away ! You started to panic especially after you realised that your limbs and Arms were cuffed to the bed .

" ah , I must been forgetting things lately, how rude of me , to not ask the name of such a fine madien as yourself , won't you kindly answer that mrs-" you blurted out your name .....your complete name and he paused and stared at you as a small creepy grin stretched on his face " didn't think it would be this easy ." He says merrily as your vision starts to blurr and you faint .

" about time your awake my light, I was growing rather .....impatient to see your face Again ." You try your best to scream at him but the more you try , nothing comes out from your mouth ...as if you never had any voice to begin with. " does my poor light wish to speak again, well should have thought about it before giving your name to a fae ." Then you realized , never give your name to a fae else they will have complete whim over you !

" I must say , you look good in person rather in those photos , oh the God's above , I can't believe after 4 years I get to see you in person, my light ~ " He steps closer to the room , near your chained form as he crouches a bit to take a closer look at you and cups your cheek with one of his hands as he grins

"Now we're together just as the stars had written for us to be one ...forever and ...ever "

Alrighhttt this is part 1 , I tried my best to write for flins , hope you enjoy ^_ ^

[loserontheinternet]

Omg I made a mistake! Since I wrote this at 2 am , I must have been high ,you wake up in his room after you tell him your name ! Pls forgive me for my mismatch lol

[loserontheinternet]

Should have read the fine print

Yan flins x fem reader

Y'all its been ages since I logged back to genshin , I really want to play but cuz of personal reasons I can : ( , but I really like flins , his character and his overall design, tho it might be a bit oc as I don't play genshin anymore but enjoy this fic anyways

Summary- should have really listened to your elders about the fae folklore now look at you , trapped by his very whim with no way out .

Warnings - yan tendencies, basically manipulation tho reader is a bit naive , literally him trapping you in his dimension so also kidnapping and isolation , this is just a fic of fiction, I do not support these irl!

Sometimes you hated life because not only had you go drop your little brother to his little halloween party during your day off today but you were also told by your mother to get in the " holiday spirit " , really after all this time, this is what you get after visiting your family on your day off ? You mentally made sure to check visiting your family during vacations off the list if this is how your getting treated .

So in your free time , you decided to walk around this old town for a bit , it's still old but it was still nostalgic , you remember moving out from this place for your job 4 years ago and had to bust your ass off to get a least decent position for yourself.

You didn't even bother to come in to his little friend's house party even tho his mother insisted but you made an excuse that you had to run some errands for your mother and dipped , the last thing you wanted was to watch bluey, halloween special and get a sugar spike from all those Kool aid , cookies and sugary snacks you would get to eat .

As you roam around the town eating some god knows whatever you found in your favorite bakery and passed through a library , you got a glimpse of the book the old librarian lisa was reading , ah the good ol' tales of the legend of the fae . You remember your grandmother citing whatever folklore or legends she believe about the " fae people " . You kind of forgot what the rules were but you sure you remembered something being " don't ever tell a fae your name else yada yada " and yiu continued to stroll without any concern, man the weather was awesome today .

As you were walking you accidentally bumped into someone and woops , you drop your bread ! Before you could even say anything the person infront of you apologies in the sweetest way and holds his hands out to you " ah , sorry my fine madame for my clumsiness, I should have looked where I was headed off too . " damn sexy voice you look up and find two very yellowish eyes staring back at you with a soft frown . You held his hand to get up and shake your head " no no it's fine I should've looked where I had gone off too . "

"Oh no , it seems your .....groceries are also spoiled because of my ....lack of awarenes ", he says in such a saddened tone which made you clench your heart" no , no it's not! because of you ! I mean ." " nonsense, please allow me to treat you , it's the least I could do for you ."

And here you are, walking with a dude whose fashion sense looked like he belonged in a Victorian Era well not in a bad way , for some reason it did fit him , very much so much so you didn't even notice how he diverted the path to his light house instead of the bakery, your ass was too busy glazing him .

The next thing saw when you woke up is you laying on a single bed in what looks like ...to be a light house ? Strange , you never saw one, the only lighthouse in your town was Miles away ! You started to panic especially after you realised that your limbs and Arms were cuffed to the bed .

" ah , I must been forgetting things lately, how rude of me , to not ask the name of such a fine madien as yourself , won't you kindly answer that mrs-" you blurted out your name .....your complete name and he paused and stared at you as a small creepy grin stretched on his face " didn't think it would be this easy ." He says merrily as your vision starts to blurr and you faint .

" about time your awake my light, I was growing rather .....impatient to see your face Again ." You try your best to scream at him but the more you try , nothing comes out from your mouth ...as if you never had any voice to begin with. " does my poor light wish to speak again, well should have thought about it before giving your name to a fae ." Then you realized , never give your name to a fae else they will have complete whim over you !

" I must say , you look good in person rather in those photos , oh the God's above , I can't believe after 4 years I get to see you in person, my light ~ " He steps closer to the room , near your chained form as he crouches a bit to take a closer look at you and cups your cheek with one of his hands as he grins

"Now we're together just as the stars had written for us to be one ...forever and ...ever "

Alrighhttt this is part 1 , I tried my best to write for flins , hope you enjoy ^_ ^

[loserontheinternet]

Stalker's Tango ♡

Yan alipede x fem reader

Author's note - the fanart is done by me , yes I just copy pasted hiroki Dan's image but Idc. I freaking love his man plus the song is literally him

Summary - after a certain albino has taken interest in you , his obsession doesn't stop at stalking you.

Warnings - NSFW , yan tendencies, blood , unhealthy obsession, stealing of personal items etc.

Disclaimer- this is just a work of fiction, I do not condone any such actions like this irl.

but before that , what type of yan do you think our dear albino would be?

gives reader time to adjust

forces himself on reader

Voting ended onApr 13

I know ,I know , i know this situation is strange ~

Never had alipede intended this , he was the 4th apostle for a damn reason! He was on a mission , simple to kill peter and be the greatest assasin, not fall in love with you!

But God he couldn't fucking help it , you were just too sweet to him , ever since you had given him an umbrella on a rainy day with your sweet voice going " it's alright my home is near anyways, you look like you need it ."

That was the first time someone had shown him any kindness you couldn't nlame the poor man's curiosity, could you ?

Your sweet scent , tone and the subtle softness of your palms . He really wanted to reach out and touch your face so he could imagine how you looked like he was really trying hard to not give in

Even after it had been days you probably had forgotten about him but he didn't . Alipede didn't really expect his curiosity about you to turn into obsession

Afterall it wouldn't Hurt to head back home in the arms of his lover would it ?

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me

Love me , love me , love me more than you possibly can ~

At first he started simple , by getting to know everything about you , it was easy really. He had memorised each and every bit of your family members, even the ones you didn't know existed! He even memorised the name of your first pet! Where you were from , your job, your income , and I mean e.a.c.h and e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g about you

Then he took up a notch and started to stalk you discreetly . It was really amusing how you thought locking each and every door of your apartment would keep him away from you . He easily broke up the lock of the left window of your bedroom without waking you up and entered easily

First he'd gently touch your sleeping body especially the skin your pj's would not cover

He never really got aroused before but the softness of your body really made it hard to not get a boner , he was only a man afterall !

He imagined how it would feel to kiss you or pin you down underneath him and caress and grope that Angelic body of yours

But still being inexperienced in that field he felt shy from thinking about it and rather opted to take something rather niche inorder to keep your scent with him all the time .

He searches your dresser for whatever he can find that can fit in his pockets and stuffs them inside ( if yk then yk).

He did feel embrassed with himself but hw couldn't help it . This feeling felt nice and he was not about to let it go

He then realizes that he has a mission to be done and let's out an annoyed tch as he reluctantly leaves after caressing your face once.

He leaves through the window and even after being blind , the place still looked like it was untouched . He barely left little to no evidence of his presence that's why in the morning you were confused when you couldn't find some of your undergarments and thought you had misplaced them rather then thinking someone broke in.

It's not that complicated, no matter what they say , you'll never meet another me ~

It's not that difficult to get your head around ,you'll never meet another me~

You'll never , never, ever , never meet another me~

Alipede was convinced that he was the perfect one for you and you'll never meet someone like him . No man was worthy enough to be with you , go on dates with you , or worse , be inside you , no man , no man besides him will ever be good enough for you .

He started to quietly kill take out potential candidates one by one and madesure to leave an impression that your potential dates had ghosted you , making you sad .

Alipede was starting to get impatient but he forces himself to wait, afterall he'd rather have his dessert ( you ) at the very end and he is going savour every bite .

It's not that complicated , no matter what they say ~

I'll never meet another you , it's not that difficult to get your head around

I'll never meet another you ~

Alipede uses the umbrella you gave as an excuse to meet you again , well more like he just ' conviently ' bumps into you in the streets and pretends to be suprised when he feels your scent

He had expected you to forget about him but to his suprise you had remembered him and asked him his name this time .

This practically made his heart leap with joy . He literally takes it to his pride that you had even bothered to ask him his name and recollect his face .

He uses his charming and charismatic persona to woo you and easily secured a date with you when you complained about guys ditching you after promising to contact you in your prior dates

Ofcourse they ditched you silly! He made sure that those pathetic losers wouldn't even dare to pick up your contact after a whimsical so called date with you

He was so not going to let you get away , anytime soon or anywhere in the near future . He knew that finding another you is basically impossible and he needed you like he needed oxygen

Luckily the date he had carefully set you up with him would prove to you that he was the one and only for you. Even if you thought so otherwise at the end , he would use other ways to ensure that you wouldn't leave him at all .

End of part 1

Should I do a flins from genshin impact next ?

[loserontheinternet]

(Assasin bf/husband) Alipede johan x fem reader

Author's note -Lmao lately I have been obsessed with assasins like nagumo, alipede and yor , mainly assasin but since there are rarely any fics of alipede I decided to write one myself, u can even imagine it as ur assasin oc if u want .

Summary- ur assasin bf/husband came home after work late seeking intimacy

Warnings - blood duh he kills ppl for a living, fluff, light kissing at the end ? , hugs and cuddles , soft moment

"She's she's a lady and I am just a line without a hook~"

The moonlight illuminated the place very well , the empty dark room you got used to call " your space " . The wind gently whispered against the cloth of your pj's and the skin it couldn't cover .

The bed felt very empty without him , your lover , no matter how soft the mattress was , no matter how comfy the blankets were .

It felt wrong , so wrong to love a man who gets hands dirty all the time , not afraid to spare any mercy for his victims

But. .....

The same hands that held you close every night, the same hands who bought stuffs you never blurted out but internally wanted , the same hands who swore to protect you till the end of time again and again . No man had ever loved you so dear and no man did you ever love back so dear , you let it be your guilty pleasure .

You recollect how you had met him when he had heroicly saved you from a bunch of dudes who were upto no good to you but he had left before you could give proper a thanks

Later you literally met him again somehow and this time you forced him to tag along you to buy him lunch as thanks even though he had refused it . He was really suspicious at first , no one had shown him that much kindness besides his rabbits especially because he was blind

The rest was history , as you thought to yourself. A pair of cold hands gently wrapped around your waist and thugged your back close to a muscular chest

" Your back " you murmur as you inhaled the cologne that basically swam around his body , that scent that felt so homely to you

" I told you to be alert , your incapability to even comprehend danger may be the death of you "

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" and I wouldn't want that "

"But I have you to protect me , you will do it anyways "

" I am too tired to argue with you " he sighs and rests his head on your neck , breathing your scent

His hands were covered with blood normally you would have scolded him for touching you without washing up but for now you let it slide

Your hands twirl around the white fluffy curls of his hair as you lay on your back and make him lay his head on your chest afterall he likes the sound of heart breathing

" feels nice " he murmurs and rubs circles on your waist .

You stare at him before you lift your hands and cup both of his cheeks and peck him in his lips and quickly pull away

" a-ah sorry I didn't mean-"

He cuts you off by kissing you but this time he didn't let you pull away , he usually liked to take in charge. It felt so fulfilling and complete as you felt his tounge swirl with yours . You tap his chest to signal that you need oxygen and then only he pulls away with saliva connecting your lips together .

You phant and wrap your hands around his neck ever so lovingly but he removes one of your hands from his neck and brings it to his lips as he presses a kiss on your palms

"Your such a sweet angle to me , what could have I done to deserve you ."

"Don't say that , I love you for yourself only , don't lower yourself like that "

"well not that I intent to let you go anytime soon " he huffs and rests his om your chest again and let's your hand fall on his shoulder as he closes his eyes and you close yours

And just like that the room again felt complete with you lying in bed in the arms of your lover as you both drift to sleep.

[loserontheinternet]

Fem Reader x vampire ( any man you simp for you slut )

Ehe , am back to write again after disappearing for 2- 3 years

Anyways fic might be a bit short cause it's 2 fucking am here rn

Anyways enjoy ~

Pov - you got lost in a forest in an unruly weather only to be trapped in the door of a certain vampire ( doesn't contain smut cause I don't know how to write that shit)

Chapter - 1 The Mansion

'Pitter patter .'

That's what your ears heard as your feet now covered in mud tried it's best to not slip and fall face flat on the grassy surface under you . You truly did not comprehend that you would end up in a situation like this ! For God's sake, all you wanted was to collect some berries for your sick brother in this forest but now since it has suddenly started to pour very heavily you do not know what to do . Before it was raining lightly your stubborn ass even tho being near the village did not return back as you did not want to go empty handed back to your brother ,truly a heroic sister indeed!

The rain showed no mercy as it had already soaked you from head to toe , you just did your laundries this morning ! Now your skirt is covered with mud too from the constant walking . You were deep in this forest but still no luck of finding berries tho , this downpour was only making things worst as now you can see barely anything . The entire forest being covered by mist did not help either . You really needed shelter asap else you too would catch cold or else ,who will look after your brother then?

You squinted your eyes to see if any house was near but honestly dearie who in the right mind would live here of all places ? But then as if the God's above you gave their blessings for once least, you found a mansion! And it looked livable too! . Your feet hurried up their pace god they must have swelled up by now too ! You hoped that the owner of the mansion would be kind enough to let you stay until the rain does down . You inspected the door of the mansion as you approached it. It was very large with roses , bats and skulls surrounding the edges as intricate designs . It was painted with a dark purple hue . The overall mansion looked very Gothic itself . You were about to knock before the door creaked and opened by itself leading you to the empty hallways of the mansion as if it was expecting you . You froze , 'did this thing open by itself ???,aw hell no am not about be some final girl shit.' you thought to yourself and were about to turn on your heels when all of it felt as if a sudden surprisingly strong gust of wind pushed you inside the damn door and SHUT! you were locked inside a dark and gloomy mansion . You tried to bang at the door to open but it wouldn't budge

'woosh '

Slowly slowly the candles beautifully arranged on the vintage lamps held upright on the walls burned with fury ,letting it reflect in your eyes . The flames illuminated the area quite brightly but you were spellbound " what the hell is happening..." you murmured to yourself as your pupils followed the path of the lightened lamps to the upstairs as they end near a wooden railing. Your eyes land on a mysterious figure standing in the dark up there where the light doesn't reach but it didn't had too as the creature itself revealed to you for it which looked to be a he came infront of the light and stared down at you . You still couldn't make out who he was that is until he stood up on those wooden horizontal railings and jumped down completely and landed gracefully on the rugged surface below. Now you got a good look at him .

He was tall , very tall but strikingly handsome . You probably never seen such a mesmerizing man . It was as if he was crafted by the delicate hands of a well respected artist . His clothes were of no less , a white full sleeved poet shirt that left a generous gap from his neck to the middle of his chiseled chest in a 'V' pattern. His pants that of black colour and a red cloak wrapped snugly around his collar . His hair looked very soft and fluffy which made you desire to run your hands through his locks . His fingers adorned with rings of various designs, they looked expensive selling them would probably cover the expenses of your brother's treatment.He looms infront of you as you instively shut your eyes thinking this would be your last but you then started to feel warm . You opened your eyes albeit slowly and found his cloak wrapped around your shivering wet form

" my dear you look akin to a wet cat , do tell me what brings your presence to my lonesome mansion pretty? "

His words ring in your ears , so soothing , so gentle as if your mother's bedtime lullabies. You stand still with your mouth slightly agape. You hear him chuckle as his arm with pointy fingers gently cup your chin and adjust your mouth as he bares his fangs at you with a grin ." Darling it's rude to not respond when someone is talking , let me rephrase it for you pretty ."

Wohoo this is it for now guys ! I kind of mostly thought of alipede johan from killer peter when writing this but any of your fav can work !!!

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[celinolesunshine]

PLEASE

[afterdarkwithkaeya]

YES. I love random thoughts, thirsty or just plain ol random :D

[loserontheinternet]

Please do it but not form this day till the next Saturday as I have my exams but from next Sunday type the most random ass shit you can find (^-^)

[dadbot]

Just in case

[sappire-charizard]

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

[felicityredbarrow-blog]

IMPORTANT

[happylittleblogger]

IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you don’t think you know anyone doesn’t mean you don’t 

stay safe

[kyuofcosmic]

I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.

DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. I’m dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being ‘drunk and disorderly’. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people. 

Offer help can be:

assuring person where they are/what time it is

getting them something to drink if they can; seizure burns so much energy and does cause a blood pressure drop

getting them safely to transport or a carer

getting them some dignity like a blanket/towel [loosing control of your bladder and bowels is fucking horrifying]

ensuring they have a way to get home. Someone who has just had a seizure should NEVER DRIVE straight after

calling emergency services if you notice any of these symptoms because they may have stroked out.

Why you shouldn’t put anything in someone’s mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you it’s less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someone’s greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.

DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.

[loserontheinternet]

just the more you know the better

[churoonie]

God BREAST America!!! 🦅🦅

Have ya’ll seen this mans chest? I wanna suck his tiddies so bad. I wish men were real 👎👎👎

I want to take a small bite lord have mercy.

[loserontheinternet]

I wanna suck his tities so bad that it pains me now that I can't do that physically

So me rn

[loserontheinternet]

Eh it's been so long since I 've posted and I did say I will do an yandere al haitham boss fic but after I complete this if u wanna see more of my al haitham fics just message me . Oh and this is modern au and to sum it up With warnings , dead dove do not eat !!!! Ex. Blood play , mentions of death , non con

My little Rabbit ~ part 1

You had started working under al haitham's company just a few weeks ago but boy were things weird

Like no one would negotiate with you on projects nor talk to you during break time even of you did talk to them they used just nod and walk away

Not to mention just working there a month you were appointed to be Al haitham's personal assistant. It's not like you were complaining I mean the pay is high and Al haitham seemed like a decent guy

But things started to change eversince you started to work for him . You were never aloud to step outside until it was Time to go home and if you tried he would just stop you and give you more task to complete for him ..

The worst things were whenever you tried to go to home you were getting vibes of a certain someone following you wherever you go . You were just paranoid right ? I mean your creepy boss wasn't there everywhere you were and how did he know you were doing nothing during the weekend and he ordered you to come to the office and work either way you didn't have an option as if You refused al haitham would threaten to fire you .

Not to mention Your things started to go missing in your house especially your favorite pair of panties and bras .....

It was all so confusing until you were on a train and as you were getting on your stop you got a glimse of your boss there but wait why did he have a camera and clicked pictures of you...... panic is what you were doing as you tried to come up with excuses like it can't be him or he just by mistakely took pictures of you

As soon as you're stop reached you ran out of the train and dashed until you git home well your house wasn't far from your home as you ran you connected the dots as why you were made to be Al haithams assistant, the constant feeling of being stalked or your things missing and Why nobody was talking to you . It was all due to al haitham behind the scenes .

You made sure that ones you reach home you will call the police and tell them everything

But

As soon as you reached home and locked the doors a hand grabbed you and muffled all your screams as you scratched his arm then he spoke

At last I have finally got you my little bunny .

End of part 1 part 2 comming soon or later

[loserontheinternet]

Was going to the bathroom and saw a spider , after finishing my business there and re checking the bathroom again it was gone 💀.

[loserontheinternet]

Hellbent ~

Yan Aki x fem reader ♡

Warnings = Dead dove do not eat !!!! ex .forced breeding,lil gore , reader gets her ankles broken , love sick aki ~

Yan aki who'll fetch anything for you Just name it !

You have your uttermost freedom oh wait ♡ just 2 rules 1) never go anywhere without his permission and 2) never open the storage Door ,you wouldn't want to find the bodies of various people who have gone missing after they interacted with you right ?

He almost never let's you leave the house ! Ofcorse he never wants to let go of you . He can't loose you like he lost his family to the gun devil !

But how stupid he was to actually think you would feel the same as one day when he came home you were not there how could you leave him ? And go ?

Don't worry tho ! He will find you ♡ and make you pay for leaving him .

Well it was not until midnight where he found you with the help of his future devil .

He backed you up in a dark alleyway the same where got his balls kicked

Enlarged blue pupils the same ones you had fallen in loved with were plunging holes through your skull

Huh so this is were you were hiding ? You little slut .. ,did you have any idea what not I have done for you ? Or how many people I have killed just for you ? Ofcorse no

He pinned you hard against the wall you swore ur skull would crack he did it again .your begs of soft pleas to let you go were fallen deaf in his ears

He grabbed your wrist hard to drag you back to that hell house somehow you managed to break free and ran the other way far far away from him .

You cried as tears seemed to cassandrate down your face this wasn't the same aki you had fallen inlove with right?.

An irritated sigh left aki's mouth as he ran behind you and in no time he caught up to you pinning you to the road in the middle of the night .

Ugh you are making this hard for the both of us .you know what since I have taken in charge of taking care of you and also you don't try to escape me how about I break your ankles huh ?

Tears swelled up in your eyes as you shaked your head muttering that you will be good for him .

He didn't say word nor made any eye contacts as then he would be guilty his hands rested on both of your ankles until ..

Pop .....

You yelled in pain and cried but didn't throw your hands at him as he might break them next

He muttered a sorry before carrying you up in his shoulders to your forever prison.

You soon reached his house where he threw you in his room and locked his door while he came inside

Now you are all mine darling ♡

It's been an hour since he started to violate your body without your consent. ..

Please please stop it aki this isn't you ! Please I don't want this I.. ah !

A sudden sharp thrust from send you over the edge and had you Cumming for the 5th time today

Oh what's that little slut ? You want me to stop but your body says otherwise no buts you will take what I give can't wait to see your womb round and big with my child darling ~ gonna make you a mama ♡ .

With that he came inside you, he carefully made sure to stuff all his seed into you can't even let a drop sip out now can we ?

With all of that done he pulled you into a hug as you lay beside him but you were crying it's not that this is your first time . You two has done it way before but this time he forced it ....

Shush baby don't cry I will make sure to take care of you and our baby together we will make a happy family ♡

With that he kissed your forehead and slept but you were not happy with the outcome as now you are just his puppet.

Lmao I love yandere aki loool

[loserontheinternet]

I just love the new tumbler logo hope they don't change it tho....

[amoretteboba]

Y/N, trying to hype up Leon’s low self esteem : I’m serious! You look good, anybody would be lucky to have you, an—and you’re such a good person, like—

Leon, stares blankly at them : So date me.

Y/N, stunned :

Y/N : What?

Leon : So date me.

Y/N, slowly backing up : I mean. …..I’m not…..

Leon, suddenly beeline towards them : You said I’m a good person, so date me.

Y/N, suddenly the room feels hot : yeah but—

Leon, kabedon them to the wall : You said anybody would be lucky to have me, so be lucky.

Leon, tips their chin up to his searing hot stare : Date me.

[loserontheinternet]

Uhggh I was doing a quiz and I got leon as my soulmate and simped for him immediately.

[kiwanopie]

aki threatening to make us housewives………. the way i physically gasped 😭. he’s the worst—one year as your senpai and he’s already decided you’re his.

it’s so vile too bc you want it, want him more than anything. want aki to cream your cute pussy ‘til you’re bloated. wanna hold up chunky lil babies that giggle and pull at their daddy’s topknot :((

the way i immediately opened my docs this ask sent my brain into overdrive

Glutton.

cw: car sex. breeding. dumbification. overstimulation. choking (aki wraps his hand around your neck) creampie. 1.1k

You already know he’ll name it after his little brother.

Or his mom. Whatever her name was? You’ve been chalking up ideas since he put it in your head and now it feels like you can’t remember a thing. Just your hope that if it’s a boy it’ll look like him and if it’s a girl - for her sake - she won’t have her mother’s tendency to misbehave.

You’re nothing if not a glutton for punishment.

You know, you’ve always assumed that Aki was a smart guy. I mean he’s team leader for a reason? He’s level headed in most cases, stalwart when it counts, a little demented but conscious of the things he does, and stubborn. He’d walk on a plate of fire just to prove a point - but it’s not a bad thing to stay true to your own ideals. This is a guy who keeps his promises. Every single one of them.

He’s too ticked off to put two and two together. “It’s like you like pissing me off.”

Aki’s heated breaths burn sear marks into the crook of your throat, just over the open wing of your collar and love notes left by his lips from earlier. Your brain’s too mushy to do anything but pant into the air, blowing thicker tufts of condensation that have already turned his car windows misty.

He’s fucking you like he means to turn your guts around, pistoning into your poor overstimmed cunt like it’s all he’s meant to do. Not even faltering when the acrylics of your nails tear shallow gashes into his button up - If you had the half of mind, you could even say he enjoys it.

Feeling you cling to him so desperately as he grunts in the crook of your shoulder, tighten when he curses at you. Maybe he’s too blissed out. Maybe he’s not as smart as you took him for. But you seem to be taking the repercussions of your misbehavior in stride.

“Did you think I wouldn’t find out?” Aki hisses in your ear. “You’ve got a lot of fucking nerve going over my head after what I told you.”

You croon when he lifts one of your legs and fastens it over his arm to get you at a better angle - a deeper angle. God, his seats are probably ruined.

You already knew you were in trouble when he offered to drive you home. You knew the look in his eyes, and you knew Makima was obviously gonna tell the guy overseeing you that you requested clearance to be contracted with a new devil, especially one so substantial. You even pulled the extra stop of shoeing in a compelling argument. ‘The life of a hunter is short anyway. Why not make it mean something?’

Like getting knocked up by your boss in the back of his Lincoln. “P-…Please forgive me, senpai! I’m- fuck, m’so sorry-“

“You might as well get used to calling me by my first name.” He grunts. “It’d be pretty fucking confusing when we start sharing my last.”

Aki lets out a broken curse when you tighten up again. “God, I can’t believe you. Were you even gonna tell me? Was I just supposed to find out when you…”

He doesn’t even finish the thought. Instead he blows out a puff of air against your pulse that makes you shutter. Lifts his head to look at you more directly and stares at you for a moment. There’s a lot of emotions behind his eyes that you’re not exactly cognizant to decipher. A way the tendons in his jaw tense - that seems less angry and more ‘something else entirely.’ But before you can zero your misty eyes on what exactly that could be, he’s already pressing his lips against yours.

A slow kiss. Not messy and unrestrained like earlier but savory. Sensuous lip smacking all the more sultry when he tilts his head to follow the current of the kiss. His loose hair falls freely over your face, lax from all the tugging you’ve been doing since he started turning your insides to bisque. But a kiss like this is the kind you give when it means something. Goosebump and butterfly inducing - You moan in his mouth and he swallows it heartily.

And then he deepens it.

That earnest passionance becomes lustful and raunchy before you can even realize he’s sucking on your tongue. Deepening his thrusts until you’re feeling him in your stomach and groaning down your throat when your fingers start to dig into his scalp. If you didn’t know any better you’d say Aki was hoping for this kind of outcome just as much as you were. Especially when he starts to angle his thrusts for the spot that has you gushing around him like he likes.

The kiss leaves a gossamer trail of his spit when he pulls back for another look at you. Your pretty doe eyes have gone teary.

“Don’t even worry about your resignation, I fired you as soon as I found out.” Aki grunts. “We’ll figure out the living arrangements later.”

Your eyes roll back when he settles for a firm grip on your throat. “I’ll have to get a bigger car. Oh fuck - And a car seat.”

You babble something that sounds like a cross between “So good!” and “I’m cumming!” but it’s more a jumbled mess of moans and overstimulated whimpers. He’s stopped counting the amount of times your pretty pussy has gone into the process of milking him for all he’s got. But even as he follows you over the edge does he continue to fuck you brainless.

Aki peers down at the mess you’re making on his leather seats. “S-Shit. Quit wasting it. I’m not stopping till I know it’ll take.”

“S’good, senpai! A-Aki-senpai! So good! It’s s’good!”

He pulls your other leg up till you're folded in a mating press, groaning at the difference in angle. “You know - mhph - You’re even cuter when you’re all fucked out like this.”

His dick twitches at the way you start to drool. “Gonna be my pretty wife? Gimme some pretty babies?”

“Sso pretty…!” You slur. “G’nna make you a daddy!”

He gives you a blitzed smile that definitely says he’s as far gone as you are. “Yeah?”

Your mouth gapes as he bends over you, much too deep with your legs hooked over his shoulders and pressing his hips flat against your ass to grind in as thoroughly as possible.

“So stupid…” Aki skims his lips over yours. “You’re stupid if you think I’m done with you after that.”

He hums as he brings you into another kiss, briefly pulling away to murmur drunkenly. “Gimme a pretty family, baby.”

1 reblog = several Hayakawa babies

[loserontheinternet]

I rly want to frxk himmm