Sad eyes, mouth full of white lies

New York // Portugal | 27 | Feminist | I'm just trying to stay sane | Teenage Dirtbag

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[hozierswift]

um can we talk about the fact that stephen colbert asked penn badgley 'what do you think it says about our society that people are attracted to this psychopath?' and he replied 'well, it says something about how much we are willing to be patient and forgive someone who inhabits a body that looks something like mine, the colour of my skin, my gender, these sorts of things, these sorts of privileges, and, you know, how much less willing to forgive people who don't fit those boxes'

[lesbianshepard]

i want to raise hp lovecraft from the dead for a couple of hours and show him The Shape of Water because i think it would make him really mad

[hiboudeluxe]

that universal feeling of wanting to perform necromancy to raise hp lovecraft from his grave just to torture him with shit we know he’d hate is a big fucking mood

[powerfulwizard]

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

if tumblr deletes my blog u are free to contact me by entering your local forest and yelling. I will hear u

[aroundu]

staff rn

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]

[that-twink-over-there]

Literally

[hope-mikaelson]

ARE YOUR POSTS NOT SHOWING UP? THIS SHOULD FIX IT:

so as this post says, if you'r finding your blog is all jumbled, old posts popping up to the front, new posts not showing up at all, etc it is because of those posts being flagged and then unflagged. all you have to do is open them to edit and save them again and they’ll go back. 

i just wanted to make this separate post to add that once you do that all your new posts will go back to being visible at the top of your blog as they should be i just did it and now everything’s fine on my blog. 

[itwasntasingle]

PLEASE TRY THIS AND REBLOG THIS TOO

[surfacage]

This is what I did lads. If your homepage has been tumblr’d, this is how to un tumblr it. You gotta edit every single flagged/unflagged post though. The thing is that it won’t show you its been flagged/unflagged so lol

To make this easier 

1) Go to your tumblr

2) Take note of the date of the first post on your 2nd page

3) Go back to the 1st page of your blog and basically edit every post that has a date that comes before the date in #2

4) Refresh your homepage, repeat

5) If u no longer have posts before the date in #2, you’re good

[if-only-we-could-read-it]

@incandescent-creativity this happened to you, right?

[incandescent-creativity]

Yes, it did. Thanks for the info!

[delusioninabox]

This post saved my blog. 🙌🏻

[bareboneswitch]

@orriculum Maybe this will sort it?

[orriculum]

i’ll try it out, thanks for tagging me

[bled]

Loving Vincent (2017)

[wtnvgenerator]

in this house we love and appreciate [REDACTED]. this has been the children’s fun fact science corner.

[surprisebitch]

raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by tumblr @staff

[surprisebitch]

again…

[anxietyproblem]

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[jabronimike]

and right before xmas too. :(

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS