Losing the Wait

My name is Ashley, and I'm a 24-year-old 5'1" CS student/knitter/gamer. I have an amazing husband named Charlie who is the the most supportive and loving person in the world. I'm trying to lose weight the healthy way and to love myself!

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

[berrystumpytail]

[weloveshortvideos]

When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home 

[classinwhilesassin]

I am so impressed

[surprisebitch]

this is the best one

[richardrider]

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

[instant-oatmeal]

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

[marinermo]

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

[betterthankanyebitch]

See? I’m rehabilitated and ready to live my life right.

[owlmylove]

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

[premenstrual]

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

[owlmylove]

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

[theriu]

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

[living-fitness]

[salesonfilm-deactivated20180514]

[dreaming-jaybird]

i can’t wait for all the male tears

[animatedtext]

[blondesquats-deactivated2020060]

@me

[hrmnykrn]

the whole OITNB audience

[veerideas]

[staypozitive]

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[420pikachu]

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

[studyoclock]

Study like Elle Woods

[lawyer-in-pink]

All the time.

[silvrstreaked]

Legit inspiration

[yolonists]

the only running i do is running out of money

[ourlifeintransit]