I LOVE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!
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we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I LOVE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!
when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldnāt sleep until I did
TRAITORS (Tattoo Art)
By Jairo Armijo
I love how Code Lyoko was never vague about the threats posed by the villain
itās never your Saturday morning cartoonĀ āI will destroy the world!āĀ āI will finally destroy the heroes!ā
XANA just said, fuck it, throw a school bus full of children at a petrochemical plant
Xana, every episode:
itās been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king
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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, Iām no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, Iām no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation
Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain š
I turned them into individual transparent pngs if anyone wants those premade!
(Op lmk if you want me to take this down, I'd totally understandāon the other hand, I'd love to do it for the other public domain pieces you've done if that's ok!)
Primarchs, according to thier Starbucks Order
A discussion with @mazarinedrake lead us to agree that Pre-heresy, Fulgrim was That Bitch that showed up 15 minute late to Primarch Meetings with a Starbucks, but also the guy with enough decency to also have everyone elseās order too.Ā Ergo, Pre-Heresy Primarch Starbucks Orders: Lion ElāJohnson: Orders a Black Coffee then puts like 10 sugars and 20 creamers in it once he gets his hands on it.
Fulgrim: Sugarfree Coconut Milk Iced Coffee, but DID bring everyone elseās order too so ppl donāt judge him that much.
Perturabo: Tall Americano
Jakharti Khan: Trenta with as many shots of Espresso he can convince the Baristsa to put in, and a 5-hour energy forĀ ācreamerā.
Leman Russ:Ā Complains that starbucks doesnāt have Beer, gets hot chocolate even though heās both allergic to chocolate and lactose intolerant.Ā
Rogal Dorn: One Black Coffe ā¢
Konrad Curze:Ā Triple Expresso, poured into his can of monster and drunk in front of Dad, God and everyone else.
Sanguinus:Ā Decaf Unicorn Frap with Organic cane sugar and almond milkĀ
Ferrus Magnus:Ā Complains that what starbucks makes isnāt TECHNICALLY a macchiato, but orders it anyway
Angorn:Ā Never specified an order but the time Fulgrim gave him peppermint hot chocolate with marshmallows and sprinkes was the first time he did not use the hot beverage to assault someone SO-
Roubotte Guiliman:Ā Would have a Pumpkin Spice IV drip if possible.
Mortarion:Ā Extra high fructose corn syrup, six shots, creamer-instead-of-milk Unicorn Frap.Ā Do NOT mix his and Sanguinusā drinks up.
Magnus The Red:Ā Order starts as a caramel macchiato but has so many substitutions and persnickety instructions that when itās done itās not.
Horus Lupercal:Ā Keeps trying to order aĀ āDouble Doubleā and doesnāt understand why Starbucks and Tim Hortonās donāt have the same menu.
Lorgar Aurelian: Bottled water becuase Coffee is IMPURE (nvmd the morality of bottled water)
Vulkan: Matcha Frap, but he keeps smuggling Hotsauce in his armor and pours it in.Ā Everyone politely pretends not to notice.
Corvus Corax:Ā Lone Tea Drinker in the group. Has the Barista writeĀ āBlack coffeeā On the outside though.
Alpharius and Omegon: Their order is delivered to the local starbucks in a dead drop and changed thrice weekly.Ā The barista is supposed to only open the envelope when Fulgrim or another Recognized Representative places an order for āLord Alphariusā BUT what nobodyās realized is the barista all got sick of that shit after like, a week and has been making stuff at random. Each thinks theyāre being trolled by the other twin and refuse to be the first to crack.
I can imagine Angron having this mental breakdown over this fucking peppermint hot chocolate because āitās so FUCKING CUTE I CANāT FUCKING STAND IT I HAVE TO THROW THIS WITCH DRINK MAGNUS IS FUCKING TALKING AGAIN AND HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP BUT FUCK THE SPRINKLES WILL GET EVERYWHERE AKMSDNNEKDKDNWJFHTJSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ā and all the local psychers wince because hot damn thatās a breakdown. The room breaths a sigh of relief when he murders the straw out of the wrapper and starts taking little furious sips from it rather than throwing it at Magnus because heās been spending the last 5 minutes yammering on about how the baristas forgot to reduce the caramel by half and used almond milk instead of oat and āyes of course I can tell the difference, RUSS, and I can assure you that this is very important.ā
Konrad is a coffee heretic who inspires me.Ā
you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man
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someone from 1997 wished me good luck. itās like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think iām gonna cry
reblogging for luck from friend in 1997