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Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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almost home
todays bird
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Keni
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roma★
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
@theartofmadeline
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
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A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid
witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers
What about warlocks?
[deep, deep, deep sigh]
magic sugar babies
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
i need that
holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn
Please
I need
someone made my day with this
Please I need it
in case this wasn’t enough
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.
I have vastly misunderstood this post.
How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance
Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD
Partner 2: Anxiety™
Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.
BONUS:
How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
and so it begins..
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔
im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu
get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew! =^-^=
u know what i’d rather die
THEN PEWISH
really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads
#this is what pokemon’s all about
#this is…so nice
I just…really like this idea man. So I drew a thing.
A single tear
if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
Everyone thinks that their dog is the world’s best dog and none of them are wrong.
Now I need this.
so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
Hearing people say “i can see you doing that” after telling them what you want to do in life is honestly the best thing ever
one of the most encouraging things you could hear
welcome to the age of female superheroes
this video is my sexuality
holy shit
oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day
drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny
I went into this video skeptical but y’all right
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