The Autobots and Decepticons play "Guess the animal" and the humans have a great time
Silly idea, but like imagine how weirded out the armies would be just looking at all the animals that exist on earth. From common animals like cats and dogs to the weirder ones like Pika and Tibetan Fox
To help them get used to animals on Earth, the humans decide to play "Guess the animal" to help them get used to it
What happens is the most chaotic learning time
First off, the two armies learn that there is WAY more animals classified under "Dog"
Human: (Showing pictures of a Samoyed and a Corgi) "Alright which one is the dog?"
Megatron: "That's easy! Neither!"
Human: "No, they're both dogs."
Next they show a Tibetan Mastiff and well...
Optimus: "This can't be a dog, it has to be a bear with all those markings and size."
Human: "Actually, this is a dog!"
Optimus: "I'm sorry what, they get that big?"
Next the humans show a Chihuahua and none of the mechs don't know what to say.
Ironhide: "Is this a giant possum?"
Skywarp: "It has to be a squirrel that lost its fur!"
Blaster: "I say it's a rabbit."
Cue the mechs trying to comprehend how does a Chihuahua, Samoyed, Corgi, and Tibetan Mistaff fall under "Dog"
Next thing you know, humans decide to throw in "Guess what does the animal eat"? into the mix
Human: "Okay, true or false. Killer Whale eats Moose"
Starscream: "This is a joke, it's in the water how can it eat something on land! So false"
Humans: "Wrong, it's true"
Starscream: "HOW, IT'S ON LAND?"
Human: "Moose swim and sometimes get eaten by Killer Whales"
None of the armies don't know what to say at this point, and it keeps going. Examples but not limited to,
Starscream and the fliers reacting to a Sugar Glider.
Starscream: "This thing isn't real, this is just a napkin with eyes that someone made for an art project"
Human: (Holds one up) "It's real!" :D
Starscream: "You've got to be kidding me."
Next is showing a guinea pig to the mechs.
Megatron: "Okay, and this furry potato?"
Optimus: "How should I know, it's just hair."
Humans: "Times up, it's a guinea pig."
Optimus: "How's that a pig?!"
Human: "Well, it's not actually a pig, it's a rodent."
Megatron: (Flips table) "Who the frag is naming these animals?!"
I can see the humans putting this on YouTube for the world to see the mechs struggling to comprehend animals.
They showed them a platypus, and the video is just them trying to figure out if its real or not, some are even phoning the smartest mechs they know to help, and Shockwave hasn't been okay after being sent the image and is currently 404-ing
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