this is a rough time line for my fan fic on ao3 and FanFic.net titled
The Boy, the Corpse, the Omega
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this is a rough time line for my fan fic on ao3 and FanFic.net titled
The Boy, the Corpse, the Omega
Finished commission for @ LadyDraconis76 on twitter, who wanted our lad to finally find himself in a place so safe he could just knock out one good nap (probably for the first time in his life, imho).
Also, open for a little surprise vvvvvv
When I clicked on the GIF I was expecting his stomach to move as he breathed (I didn’t see the caption) I didn’t get that (obvs) but I’m not mad 🥰 adorable little red and black kitten
A moment of light during the siege
It really does feel like that
Its always the fricking people who’ve got the links to “Only Fans” in their bio who randomly follow me I hate it 😭
Please share and interact with this post to prove to my mother that I’m not the only person who loves Maul and that’s it’s normal to love him
why do I feel like the picture of Maul you chose is also an accurate portrayal of how your mother is looking at you 🤣🤣
some maul studies because my GOD this man is difficult to draw accurately
ignore the top left one, i hate it
I can’t ignore the top left one it’s my favorite one here 😭 😭
my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*
happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz: (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing) )
self love moment
DID I NOT-?
You win. 👏
Mmmmmm…. good luck with that.
NOOOOOOOOO
yeah that’s probably what’s gonna happen
oh this is easy lol
Uuuuummmmm... help
I CAN'T STAND FOR DRAWING HIM!!
still wip tho, yeah I try to make Scrooge wears Megatron's holoform outfit from IDW comic series.
Yep, I use to be in Transformers fandom once before I move my interest to Star Wars
I knew I knew that out fit from somewhere! 😂😂😂
Do I know you? No one ever follows me unless it’s one of those stupid porn bots but this obviously ain’t that. Not enough content on your account to recognize if your someone I was following then got there old account trashed and then followed me so I could find their stuff again. Or maybe your just trying to build your following back up?? Sorry just a little confused I guess. 🤷♀️
Yes, I’m the person from the sircrocodile21 account, the one who did your Vegeta request was me and I lost that account because I got logged out, so I made this one and I have to tell my followers who I am
Oooohhhh 🤯 well now I feel bad not recognizing you right away 😢 hope you don’t lose this one too 😭 maybe write your password stuff down so you don’t lose it too😂
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
This is like the opposite of clickbait. The whole story is there. Behold it.
they don’t make news like they used to, and by they i mean turtles
[ begin id: a small section of an old newspaper that reads “People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the Hudson River.” / end id ]
And here I thought it was going to be TMNT thing lol 😂
The Autobots and Decepticons play "Guess the animal" and the humans have a great time
Silly idea, but like imagine how weirded out the armies would be just looking at all the animals that exist on earth. From common animals like cats and dogs to the weirder ones like Pika and Tibetan Fox
To help them get used to animals on Earth, the humans decide to play "Guess the animal" to help them get used to it
What happens is the most chaotic learning time
First off, the two armies learn that there is WAY more animals classified under "Dog"
Human: (Showing pictures of a Samoyed and a Corgi) "Alright which one is the dog?"
Megatron: "That's easy! Neither!"
Human: "No, they're both dogs."
Megatron: "What."
Next they show a Tibetan Mastiff and well...
Optimus: "This can't be a dog, it has to be a bear with all those markings and size."
Human: "Actually, this is a dog!"
Optimus: "I'm sorry what, they get that big?"
Next the humans show a Chihuahua and none of the mechs don't know what to say.
Ironhide: "Is this a giant possum?"
Skywarp: "It has to be a squirrel that lost its fur!"
Blaster: "I say it's a rabbit."
Human: "It's a dog."
Cue the mechs trying to comprehend how does a Chihuahua, Samoyed, Corgi, and Tibetan Mistaff fall under "Dog"
Next thing you know, humans decide to throw in "Guess what does the animal eat"? into the mix
Human: "Okay, true or false. Killer Whale eats Moose"
Starscream: "This is a joke, it's in the water how can it eat something on land! So false"
Humans: "Wrong, it's true"
Starscream: "HOW, IT'S ON LAND?"
Human: "Moose swim and sometimes get eaten by Killer Whales"
None of the armies don't know what to say at this point, and it keeps going. Examples but not limited to,
Starscream and the fliers reacting to a Sugar Glider.
Starscream: "This thing isn't real, this is just a napkin with eyes that someone made for an art project"
Human: (Holds one up) "It's real!" :D
Starscream: "You've got to be kidding me."
Skywarp: "IT LIVES!"
Next is showing a guinea pig to the mechs.
Megatron: "Okay, and this furry potato?"
Optimus: "How should I know, it's just hair."
Humans: "Times up, it's a guinea pig."
Optimus: "How's that a pig?!"
Human: "Well, it's not actually a pig, it's a rodent."
Megatron: (Flips table) "Who the frag is naming these animals?!"
I can see the humans putting this on YouTube for the world to see the mechs struggling to comprehend animals.
They showed them a platypus, and the video is just them trying to figure out if its real or not, some are even phoning the smartest mechs they know to help, and Shockwave hasn't been okay after being sent the image and is currently 404-ing
I’ve often thought about how they would all react to Animal Planet and other similar shows and this is basically exactly how I pictured it 😂
Translations
Starscream: Ugly
Knockout: I don’t like it either
everytime someone says I got them into redeyeshipping I grow stronger
You got more powerful
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPR5QX8/
So at my high school on every science door there's this poster. It has Rex and Weevil doing science stuff and I just want to say:
I can't stop smiling when I go to science cuz I keep thinking about Yugioh instead of ions.
These two share one brain cell and it's last it's sold by date so tf they doing science for.
Can we get pictures or at least descriptions?? 🙏🙏
So I'm out shopping tonight, go swing by the cards like I always do, and I actually see a pack from across the aisle...
The disrespect is real.
Same energy
You ever think about how, post graduating high school, Jaden just carries around an adult man’s soul in his backpack.
I know it’s kinda the third weirdest soul in Jaden’s possession but like. Dude. That’s your science teacher.
Why did you hide this in the tags??
OK hear me out
The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
What if it wasn’t a meteor?
What if it was some great ancient evil that the aliens kicked out of their metaphorical house?
And is been sitting at the bottom of the ocean like f*cking Cthulhu!
That’s why the aliens haven’t contacted us even though we’ve been sending out radio waves for like... ever now.
Every time they hear our calls their like “oh shit it’s waking up” and they cover their ears and are like “la la la la la can’t hear you”
Of course this concept brings up an important question for those who know about the “Wow! Signal” that was detected by the Big Ear Radio Observatory in 1977.
Personally I think it was some young alien who didn’t know about the “ancient evil” and naïvely tried to return contact with us before someone stopped them
Anyways that my idea
"Boss, shouldn't we at least tell them about the ancient evil at the bottom of their ocean?"
"Are you crazy?? What if they go wake it up?!"
"I mean... Did we, uh, did we put it to sleep in the first place?"
"... Lalalalalalalalalala can't hear you, go back to your position lalalalalalalala"
By the way, the wow signal was actually made by a comet
Oh I know but a lot of people think that was a cover up by the government/NASA and it was actually an alien space ship 👽 🛸
I read countless romance books about like alien/monster/nonhuman thing x lil human girl but like id sell my entire SOUL for monster GIRL x lil human man like imagine a dragon lady with her pretty princess man or like a beefy orc chief lady and a stupid prissy noble human man who she steals away to be her boytoy PLS
May I introduce you to “My Girlfriend is an Orc Warlord!” By Marko R on WEBTOON
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/my-girlfriend-is-an-orc-warlord/list?title_no=440298
The man in this story is a knight but not a noble but close enough I think