there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects
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there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
I got 60 out of 1000 😂
Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.
Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.
with some of these it’s like “fuck, I did read that,” and with some it’s like “Oh fuck, I did read that.”
I got 99, but I counted a few that I had only mostly-read before deciding I didn’t like them and never finishing them.
I got 250, but my total is significantly buoyed by the fact that I’ve read almost all of Stephen King’s books AND almost every Shakespeare play.
I’m amused that Dan Brown’s other books are on this list but DaVinci Code is NOT, lolol.
I got 128 but there are so many on here that I was like “Did I read that? I think I read that” especially in the kids’ section. Like, I *must* have read ‘Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret" but I have no actual recollection of having done so LOL
239/1000 Not too bad.
158, but there were a some that I thought I might have read but can't remember specific titles from those authors, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes I'll be standing there with my glasses in my hand thinking shit like, "I gotta put my glasses on, so I can see. To clean my glasses." And I just have to applaud my brain, absolute soup, no sense whatsoever.
don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
jesus was yeast
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I think I've said something to this effect before but the thing about paul the sixth is that to themself they feel like a powerful happy whole person made from the souls of two people who loved nothing more than to be together meanwhile everyone else looks at them and sees a double headstone
Tumblr makes a pizza
Crust
Sauce
Cheese
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Onions
Sausage
Basil
Peppers (red or green or jalapeno)
Pineapple
Olives
Garlic
Can tumblr make a decent pizza or a monstrosity?
how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking
enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it
so we do it very slowly then
no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.
tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.
we need visionaries like yourself in public office
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).
he was flirting!
did you know that they coo? it's rather lovely, actually
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Do not flirt with the roadrunner!! There is a whole book about that!!!!
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