The only Defense against certain Death is Laughter

It's only paranoia if they aren't watching you. Embrace the darkness and rainbows. Shaken not stirred.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[weavemama]

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

[birdsbeard]

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

[gaypussyretard]

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[brucesterling]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I thought that Balcony Horses were extinct…nature is so resilient…

Giant Ducks however are a menace I know they are cute but they also commit credit card fraud  for fun and if you look at a photo of one for too long it consumes your soul BE WARY

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[leviathan-supersystem]

i’d like to share a night of credible sex with you.

[leviathan-supersystem]

just very believable sex. completely plausible.

[leviathan-supersystem]

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[thatdisasterauthor]

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

[ruffboi-mags]

what a precious fucking nerd!!!

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[blackqueerblog]

Period! Whiteness is a privilege 

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Who was that patronizing twat saying she was scaring children like shut up

[headrest-for-my-soul]

i started crying watching this

[wrapmeupinwords-deactivated2018]

Son of a pilot, here: it’s one of few standardized international safety laws that they can’t take off with passengers standing. If you’re on a plane anywhere in the world, you can do this. You’re legally within your rights to do so and they would be breaking the law to ignore you/take off regardless.

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

[thatsthat24]

PREACH

[half-ace]

“Why is it that men refuse to let themselves enjoy shit”

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

“My whip cream coffee ain’t gonna emasculate you”

[strawberryamanita]

TELL ‘EM JON

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[oodblood]

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

[connanro]

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

[scavengedluxury]

[theslaybymic]

What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control

Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.

[roseykins]

DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE.

If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment - Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines.

Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT.

Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them. 

As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass I’ll protect you and your privacy. IT’S MY JOB.

[epicuross]

WARHAMMER 40K

GREY KNIGHTS NEMESIS DREADKNIGHT

Custom build

[01091006]

かわいい

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

[shanastoryteller]

i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy

[shanastoryteller]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

[labelleizzy]

Writing goals, really