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27 just sipping on wine

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[birdnormal]

here is my one bit of wisdom as a 32 year old with no interest in being a "fandom elder" or "community mom" or whatever -

if someone a little older in your friend group takes care of things and has good advice to offer and whatever, and you all sometimes joke abt them being the mom friend, that's fine and normal

if someone self declares themselves as the mom friend, and begins to act like that is a role with actual authority, Fucking Run

[gayvampyr]

[funnytwittertweets]

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[funnytwittertweets]

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[fruitydiaz]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[ontarom]

[anxietyproblem]

[girlofdogs]

i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud

[andtosaturn]

wake up babe new taylor swift enigma code just dropped

[sailor-moon-rei]

by umbiumbiann

art republished with artist’s permission

[gaysie]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

[fleurdelys-fletri]

have you ever been cheated on?

[gaysie]

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

[lotus-pocus]

rationalizing with drunk jacob is a whole mood