she/her | 287 | bisexual, bilingual, baby bye bye bye mostly marauders and batfam for the artists/writers I reblog: I'm sorry there's no tags, I promise I love it, I'm just bad at tags
“Silver?! Really Potter? Are you trying to kill me? Was this your plan all along? Court me for months, lure me into a relationship, lower my guard, then take me out with a silver engagement ring when you know I'm allergic?!”
Silver eyes, once cold and bitter
Silver lines, hands shaken, palpable jitter
Silver wine, stolen from fairies, lashes a-flutter
Silver tongue, exquisite, my breath does stutter
Silver plaque, your name now on my door
Silver kettle, gifted when our Teddy turned four
Silver rings, exchanged, my love distilled into a vow
okay, you can totally say no to this Ik it’s freaky and really weird but, would you ever consider writing bottom Bruce bestiality with like Krypto or something?
Again feel free to just ignore this or say no I know it’s weird 😭🥀
You know, anon? Some time ago I got an ask exactly about this topic and I even wrote a drabble, but chickened out from posting it because... well, it's tumblr, you can never know.
So I left it alone until today, when I read your ask and figured out it's a good time to expand the drabble and post it. So, enjoy!
James was taught to bake and cook by his mother. Effie wanted him to know how to cook so he could spoil his future family / spouse. He’s a good cook too.
Regulus learnt to cook so he and Sirius could eat in the days walburga would starve them for punishment. Regulus is a good cook too.
(I got the idea of regulus learning to cook for him a Sirius from a fic I read the other day - as sad as it is, it makes sense)
I’m thinking abt an au where Marvel and DC exist in the same universe, and Peter gets adopted by Tony and has to attend some stupid charity gala. He’s wearing a brand new suit, and he keeps tugging at the tie around his neck, the knot just getting tighter and tighter.
And then Dick just saddles on up to him like “Finally, a new face around here. Roy will be pissed he missed it.”
They’re both 14, and while a lot of these uppity types might know who Dick Grayson is, Peter never really kept up on the lives of the upper crust.
“Dick Grayson,” he introduces himself, holding out his hand. Peter shakes it with a nervous smile. “Figured us adopted wards of playboy billionaires oughtta stick together.”
“We should start a club,” Peter says with a huff of a laugh.
“Oh, we have, you’ll be our third member.”
Peter’s eyes widen a bit, but Dick looks like he’s about to laugh, so it makes him feel a little better.
“Roy’s not here. I’m surprised he’s not, actually; he’s grounded for taking one of Ollie’s cars on a joyride. Coming to this thing would’ve been the perfect punishment.”
Dick takes Peter under his wing, and they spend the whole night with Dick giving Peter tips and pointers about all the different people who are there. Who to avoid, who’s okay to chit chat with to pass the time. By the end of the night, they’re starting to become great friends.
Danny, that just got in the maneor after geting in contact with Damian and asking for a legal extraction of Amitty Park, before Vald got him. Sees Tim like this:
Danny:
Tim: *mild woking up*
Danny: This is my introduction to you, and i alredy love you. Im Danny. You are now my second best big silbing.
Jon, eating a hotdog: Yeah, you'll be over it in a week.
Damian: Chew with your mouth closed.
Raven: Ew.
Jon: Yeah yeah- Woah! Krypto no!
Krypto: *jerks out of Jon's hand to chase a squirrel*
Jon: Krypto come! Come! Ugh that trainer was a total scam!
Krypto: *about to fly to get the squirrel, only to stop when someone called to him in Kryptonian*
Danny: <(Here pup! Come here! Good boy!)>
Krypto: *wags and runs over to Danny*
Danny: <(Good! No jump, down. Yes! Here.)> *Krypto sits so Danny gives him a treat and Danny grabs the leash*
Jon, running up: Thank you so much! I didn't expect him to bolt like that.
Danny, hands him the leash: Work on his recall if you're gonna hold his leash so loosely. This time its a squirrel, but next time it might be a car. Also, try speaking the language he's most comfortable with, it helps a lot.
Jon: How do you-
Damian, gulping: Uh Fenton. *clears throat* Hi.
Danny: Oh, Damian, didn't expect to run into you here. Excuse me a second. Robin! *Damian, Jon, and Raven flinch* ⏁⟟⋔⟒ ⏁⍜ ☌⍜ ⎎⟒⏃⏁⊑⟒⍀⌇! Sorry, I have an appointment soon.
Raven: So, what language was that?
Danny, shrugging: Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. Makes us all look stupid.
Raven: *huffs out a breath of amusement*
Robin: *a large mixed breed dog that looks kind of like a wolf trots over, eyeing each person critically before reaching out and licking each person's hand*
Danny, lightly: Huh, you lot must be heros, Robin is usually pretty standoffish with most people. *pats her side and clips a leash to her harness*
Jon, laughing too loud: Good-Good one! Ah-ha.
Danny: *raises his eyebrow, confused*
Damian: So what are you here for Fenton?
Danny: *smirks slightly as he raises his hand, showing the leash and pointing to the park* Robin needed to stretch her legs.
Damian: Oh, right I-I see, I don't believe I've met Robin before.
Danny: Yeah, I don't bring her to class but she goes to astronomy club with me.
Raven: What breed is she?
Danny: Again with the questions you already know. *looks at his watch* I gotta go or I'll be late, see ya around Damian. *glances at Jon* Keep a firm grip on that leash man. *leaves with a lazy wave*
Damian: Yes, of course, goodbye.
Raven: *looking at Damian* That was pathetic.
Damian, drooping: I am aware.
Jon: I'm still confused, how did he know Kryptonian?
Damian, looks at Raven: You and him seemed to get along well.
Raven: Let's just say, he probably knows my father.
No thoughts, just Damian moving out with Titus for collage/medical school and being kind of lonely, so one day at the park Titus sees Danny, decides hes perfect for Damian and pulls this:
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jimmyeatworldofficial
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theartofmadeline
amandla
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