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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Swear Count

I did this in honour of Halloween TFS Hellsing has a total of 421 swear words in it (note this is just the main series, no special or extra included and I'm only listing characters that swear)

The swear words used were in last place: r-word, slut, f@g & douche with 1, next whore& pussy with 4, then bastard with 6, cock & boner with 9, cunt with 10, dick with 20, damn 22, ass 26, bitch 37, shit 67 and Fuck was said the most with 203

In last place Penwood with 1

14th Luke & Dandy Man with 3

13th Major with 4

12th Walter with 5

11th Maxwell with 6

10th Heinkel with 7

9th Zorin with 10

8th Anderson with 19

7th Pip with 23

6th Seras with 28

5th Integra with 30

4th Canada with 64

3rd Jan with 67

2nd place the extras with 69

1st place Alucard with 82

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if anyone was wondering what I was doing instead, I was learning how to crochet

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Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 103* swears in total this season (*if you don't count shinso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins* with 4

7th place is Simmons with 5

6th place is Sarge with 6

5th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

4th place is Donut* with 10

3rd place is Washington with 11

2nd place is a tie Tucker* and Genkins* with 13

1st place is Grif with 16

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Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 118* swears in total this season (*if you count shisnso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit, shisnso 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins and Simmons with 5

7th place is Sarge with 6

6th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

5th place is Washington with 11

4th place is Donut with 13

3rd place is Tucker with 14

2nd place is Grif with 16

1st place is Genkins with 23

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thoughts while rewatching rvb season 17 of course none of this really matters because the retcon but whatever

-Honestly not having church back feels like a missed opportunity. -So Donut part Ai now cause Chrovos save him? Okay. -Despite everything Donut still hasn't forgotten he's almost died. -I still don't think it was a good idea for Chrovos to tell Donut how to fix things but at least they explain it. -Doctor Grey commits insurance fraud -Wash please don't explain in front of the enemy -God 17 is so cringe -stop with the speeches and get on with it -Genkins pretending to be Epsilon is so mean, I need more angst fics -Wash having to shot Donut over and over

Time travel doesn't help with Wash's character disconnect, nor with setting up the tragedy of project freelancer. They make so many chances and then turn around and do fuck all with it. I get Carolina but Maine has the bruteshot they should be "friends" by now. Nor should Wash be so low on the leader board. I cannot believe that Wash was ever 'forgot to pull the pin out of the grenade' bad in freelancer.

-Time travel and they still don't show the Dinos vs Robots fight :( -Caboose is the first one to get it again - They literally had a whole Wash bounces back bit, but sure Carolina the one who survives things that would have broke most people (shaking my head) - I seriously just have god I hate this god I hate this in the notes -yay Doc help's Donut -Donut say pink instead of lightish red around 1:13, but he couldn't keep it since it's noncanon -'Church this will make much more sense if you go to bed'

I think Tucker moment to fix time would have been more gut punching if it was the point where he toss Felix the grenade. They could still have Genkins temp him, it would be fixing his mistake in trusting Felix, making it so much harder for him. But nooo they can't take the chances that they fucking made.

-Nice job breaking it hero/ fixing it villain, Donut giving Genkins the push to betray Chrovos first. -So much shipping fuel 'if he's single there's no hope for us' 'everybody out I'm gonna fuck him!'

The fear thing was another missed opportunity. They could have done so much more and better. It Should have gotten more time instead. I mean Sarge loves violence, he betray the team for war, expending on the office bit would have been more interesting. Him having face that he is tried and still not being able to handle it. Grif's is exercise really? And Simmons's is a Joke.

-I get the pride thing but come on we shit to do Carolina, and they ended up helping anyway! Didn't something like this already happen? but it was Tex? Twice!? -They should have saved the budget for a Chrovos and/or Genkins fight - the ending was kinda mehh, being retcon twice doesn't help

-'I'll sure miss knowing what's going on' ~Caboose

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I used to find it strange that Megaman (the net navi) was afraid of ghost. Like you're a program in a computer connect to the internet, you know it's fake. How would old ghosts even get in there?

But than I found out Megaman is Lan dead twin brother. Ghost are very real to him, he's one of them

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I still can't believe that this

was foreshadowing for this

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Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 103* swears in total this season (*if you don't count shinso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins* with 4

7th place is Simmons with 5

6th place is Sarge with 6

5th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

4th place is Donut* with 10

3rd place is Washington with 11

2nd place is a tie Tucker* and Genkins* with 13

1st place is Grif with 16

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season 17 was so cringe I dissociate for two years

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i wonder what the longest post on tumblr is

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ah, yes almost Halloween time to be bombarded with miocostume ads

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heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

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I'd watch it

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THERE'S A FUCKING DEER IN THE BACKYARD

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thoughts while rewatching rvb season 13

i've been avoiding this probs gonna put it in multi parts

I'm glad the two armies of chorus didn't suddenly become friends after last season

Why didn't Sharkface stay to make sure they died, I guess the key was more important but they still ha control of the communications mostly so I argue it made more sense to not let them fully explain. None of that would have matter if Felix and Locus hadn't fuck off for no reason

The downfall of the chorus trilogy too many plot holes and bad use of tropes

Same villains can't get it so they wait for the heroes to, why didn't Santa said anything. Hell the team didn't even ask about the purge so the mercs would have had nothing but defense. And you can't say Santa couldn't interfere it his job to keep the relics out of unworthy hands and despite what he says he get in controls way later anyway! And you can't said Santa didn't know they were there he was just testing them! Too many decisions made cause the plot demands so

They said they chose jokes over plot but the biggest problems this arc has is from the story choices

Ah, the start of the reds and blues just standing in a line or v shape. They're not even talking it's like they didn't know what to do with all of them. Yes I'm aware this has happen before but rvb has always had a large cast and these seasons and onwards where it starts getting really noticeable. Questioning starts, and it becomes a problem

At least Wash toying with Locus is Fun

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part 2

it feels like they just added Sharkface to give something for Carolina to do, since Locus is focus on Wash and Tucker needs Felix for plot. Really feel like the counselor should been more, seriously think about it all he does is get someone who wanted to kill the freelancers and already agree to fight... fight? and die seems like a waste

the whole lack of Doyle searching is annoying, well this whole plot point is annoying but more bitching on that later. I knew where this whole was going and I didn't like it

Sharkface is more badass than I remember. He's trying to kill Carolina the entire ride down while she doing showing off purple plane shit.

Carolina pushing Epsilon and doesn't care. She should have know he couldn't handle it and he even told her he couldn't. She breaks him and cares more about the lost fight. Freelancers barely had one specials equipment the ai fragment was only meant for one she knows what happened to Maine. What was she thinking, don't say family Epsilon and sort of Wash was the closes she got and she happily left them (blood gulch crew) the first chance she had and only took Epsilon cause he was useful to her. We barely have any scene with any positive interactions between them oh wait a minute that was just Wash(& saying there were positive is a stretch) and a fight scene where the crew only came cause of Church. Is there a Mini series I've miss or are Epsilon memory mix in with her own and the writers forgot to tell us?

Doc Grey is the only new character this season that really fits right in with the reds & blues

Wait, Felix told the counselor what he saw? Why?

I don't know what scene this was about, but I've once again wrote down just shot him goddamnit! which really sum up a lot of plot holes in this season

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part 3

Doyle stupid sacrifice. Saw that one coming, but it was way worse than I thought. Frist Carolina leave to go fight Sharkface for no fucking reason, YOU HAVE GUNS JUST SHOT HIM! (Which they do end up doing anyway after Carolina wasted everybody time*) If that is not an option A)it should be Wash that keep him busy, cause oh yeah Epsilon is the only one with a map B) Why didn't Carolina past on the A.I to Kimball or Wash. This was their plan from the beginning why wasn't a different team sent down there form the start to set off once ready? Before the computer broke Doyle was using a computer to start the explosion! Why couldn't anyone (Epsilon) activated from a closer safer terminal? Why didn't the r&bs force Doyle on the plane? Doyle isn't a fighter, Caboose could pick him up

Kimball complain about it but no one is taking actions that show that protecting Doyle is a real concern. It more like he's the main thing keeping the Feds and New Reps working together but isn't a real leader, learn and grew though the trilogy to face his fears to save the future Kimball couldn't see, putting faith in his former enemy to unite the people of chorus. His moved Kimball to her character development slow down take a step back seeing the Feds for what they truly are her brothers & sister, her people becoming the leader Chorus needs not the one she wanted to be. And Epsilon bringing up Doyle would have made more sense cause it was heroic and a leap a faith on his part.

Which is nice and all but he isn't, Doyle life IS literally THE ONLY THING KEEPING EVERYONE ALIVE!!! If you somehow forgot like the cast has, don't worry the next plot is all about that! And I do mean the whole cast because really the show should have ended after Doyle killed himself for no good reason. Everybody was holding the Idiot Ball - TV Tropes it a full on Idiot Plot - TV Tropes. I thought the whole direction they were trying to go with the Counselor & Sharkface was have them run the show while Felix and Locus waited for the sword to start the purged the second Doyle is dead. The Counselor working Sharkface (the only one who knows really about the purged) up so much that he doesn't care if he dies as long as the freelancers die with him and Counselor controls the battle with his freelancer knowledge from the safety of the ship. BUT NOOOOoooo, They're on the ship for some reason? The ship despite being shown to communicate fine from outer space is for some reason parked close enough to be affected by an underground explosion? Not even joining the fight at all for some reason? no air support, no tactical support, not even moral support? (yeah I know that last one weak that the point) Why are they there?!?!? and you know not at the weapon they plan to kill everyone with?

The point is if Felix and Locus were smart the series would have been over due to Doyle's stupid sacrifice. Which was out of character for everyone.

*No it wasn't for her non existent character development, why would she do that while her "family" that she's oh so afeard of losing life is on the line; my eyes are rolling. Carolina has never really shown she enjoyed Fighting like Tex/Maine did, or was motivated by money like Tex/Wyoming was. She was tricked then when she figure it out she stop, try to fix it, then felt guilty before the trilogy even started. This was to hand wave it by saying it doesn't matter the people you've wrong are crazy, They do this Twice! (season 15) It might have worked if it was Texas, But Carolina isn't Texas. They sure are treating her like it, despite the whole "You're not Tex thing.

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part 4

seriously Locus? you have Wash pinned! A whole lotta not just shooting them going on here.

Why did Wash, Carolina or Epsilon leave without making sure they were dead especially after what happen with Sharkface? Why did Locus and Felix leave without making sure the Temple wasn't working anymore?

Why are they acting like this is a big deal for r&bs they fought the Meta with less people and they went in not knowing any freelancers would be one their side. Not to mention the army of Texases, who was also someone they had never really won against. Which they only hesitated because Epsilon snapped at them and Carolina was an extra Actually they've had more victories against Felix at that point using his known faults against him and Tucker went one on one. But now their worried and need a pep talk?

Santa I thought you said you couldn't meddle? Why r u Meddling? Honestly a better twist would have been despite having the sword Santa wouldn't let them have accesses to the Temple cause he was made to keep the Tech away from people like them. It would have been Santa getting in the way without breaking the not interfering rule, That he totally breaks here and in the future acting as Kimball A.I.

Why did you give Felix your gun Locus? That was so Dumb

While funny I don't really like what they they did to Caboose he was one of the better fighter dealing with Zealots and Texbots almost solo to having Freckles control everything. Probably why we don't see Freckles again after this season.

Why didn't they see that coming? What would the Chairman have to loose at that point. Why didn't the Chairman just nuke 'em at that point? If wanted despair what could they really do about a nuke?

This is so dumb

FLISS hating the chairman is pretty funny. It's also neat to see Epsilon anger at memory Texas's helmet being kept as a trophy

For all the problems there is only really one thing to say about that ending

"ain't that a bitch"~ Leonard Epsilon Church

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This is I guess a demo of the spreadsheets I've posted there. It glitched so I lost third of the data will fix when I have time, so it felt wrong to add it with the others. But if you needed to know the exact amount a character said certain swears l and your willing to help me out well now you know where to look

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thoughts while rewatching rvb season 16

I was so hyped for pizza quest when it first came out, why did they have to do all this god and time travel stuff? I type gods first cause rvb has handle time travel well before so it really the gods when they Jump the shark. Hell it could have been the shit going on Chorus they never got back to, have them force Locus to come, it would be super awkward

Tucker had sex with entire planet and knowing sister I don't buy they they hadn't fucked. Why is he acting like this? He should be more excited about clubs if this is the route they're going rather than hung up on sister. Did they just bring sister back to drag Tucker down? His experiences changing him would have made more sense while Sister not changing nearly as much and him freaking out over his change. Like not being able to relax with Sister focus more on his mistakes. Like they did reverse of what should have logically happen.

God they're too hard on Doc? an then he goes evil out of nowhere

Cursed firewall?! foreshadowing

The cyclops is when I lost hope of the writers turning this around. I think I remember someone saying if they had stuck to the time loops it would have been okay, but disagree the inclusion of the "Gods" and light beings fuck it up

Wash's story line is of course heartbreaking. I actually can tolerate Carolina here, but it ain't her story & they don't make about her.

Jax is more entertaining this season

Carolina doesn't have a personality so they gave her Wash's

The whole speech for Huggins death was over done, she was barely there and skipped over

After the reveal this Gods stuff become even more dumb in hindsight

Genkins might be name after Jenkins the new character who show up the most in alternate universes roosterteeth show. Well before season 14

Doc and Donut fight scene is way better than what I had remember. Unlike season 1 to 13 I've only watch this once

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Puki! The queen???

I had to do it

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Tough luck

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At least I'm not alone in that fact