I'm a Jackalope.

He/They/Ghost, Lou, Rabbit, or Loupin works. This is my personal account. I don't have a set fandom, just random nonsense :) 18+ blog

[im-just-a-fan]

Headcanon: I like to think that after being zombies Tord and Matt sometimes have cravings for human flesh so they go out hunting to satisfy that craving.

[gremlininho]

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[hylianengineer]

There is one very important thing I need people without major dietary restrictions to understand: the distress caused by allergies, celiac disease, and other food restrictions is largely not about the food.

Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

Food is such a basic human need, and a lot of people don't really need to think about it. When your danger foods can be anywhere and everywhere, suddenly your entire life revolves around avoiding them, and it massively sucks. You get used to it and it's not a big deal most of the time, but then you go to a new restaurant, or your office has a potluck, or you've been invited to a party and suddenly it feels just as miserable and exhausting as it ever has.

[koko2unite]

I'm on bara living room if u need me

[excitementshewrote]

[mizuthe-cat]

Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs

I am on the right blog

i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever

this is the right blog

purple Tuesday

I have never made a post on the wrong blog

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[kyri45]

It’s Sunday my dudesss. Time for your weekly Second Backup AU dose. (PREV)

[callrings]

grace watch simon rocky sleep commission bloodymary from me

[twoguysonebeartrap]

please tag your alienfucker porn correctly

[glowbeam]

rocky somehow finds video of the denmark conference where grace called his colleague a "staggering waste of carbon" and goes to show grace. who of course gets very embarrassed and apologizes that rocky had to see that. rocky gets very quiet for a minute before responding.

"can. can grace talk to rocky like that question."

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

i may not really be much of a grace/rocky shipper, but i do have to give them props bc it's been a long time since i've been in a fandom that had to get this creative in order to write semi-realistic porn of its main characters lmao

it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??

there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible

no notes 10/10 never change fellas congrats on the alienfucking

[arson-mushroom]

Listen, I don't think we're a perfect fandom but the fact remains that if we were going to have ships for the "broadly-headcannoned aroace" character I think it's prettyyyyy fun that the most common options are:

Ship him with the genderless rock alien(s) but not ☝️ in a normal way. They are very weird by all standards.

Ship him with Markiplier some guy called Simon who somehow has even worse trauma. Again in the least normal way possible.

Some form of qpr with any/all of the above

[catfishkisser]

I love being an omnishipper because I shit you not these people have no bad ideas

Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets

he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule

he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’

he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’

he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)

and other variants of Markiplier

him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum

I ship it all ok I ship it all

[wanderingrestlessly]

i love love LOVE rockdrian testing the limits of loving someone to the point of invention every day. theyre figuring out how to make it rain in that biodome bc grace mentioned offhandedly one day that he missed the way it felt. grace's glasses break and theyre figuring out how eyesight works and creating the best glasses ever despite having no concept of light. rockdrian tag teaming the xenonite suits to be thinner than previously thought possible so grace can hug them and it feel like a ‘real’ hug. grace having to be careful about what he misses/wants bc rockdrian WILL figure out a way to do it (threat. statement.) and rockdrian working tirelessly to make sure grace feels loved and welcomed and safe bc nothing is ever enough. they want to give him more. they want to make sure he never wants for anything bc he’s theirs and grace is overwhelmed but like in the best way