I'm a Jackalope. @lourabbit - Tumblr Blog

dread it. run from it. hahari shenanigans arrive all the same.

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers

deepfrieddeltarunememes

kris didn't even let her actually say the word "sorry" out loud before being weird to cheer her up

dragongirlteeth

"I outgrew my bra" and other phrases you might hear from the happy transfem in your life

victusinveritas

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

ekrixart

thanks for walking me home

gallade-x-treme

LET EM KNOOOOOOW 🗣🖕

perplexi

after work cuddle for a busy olly💖

stiffyck

Full on patreon

enba-and-luka

crabussy

HOLY SHIT WAIT. CAVE PAINTINGS DRAGON. everyone hold your horsies I will be back

crabussy

hi. had dinner. it was really good I had a mustard incident. back to the dragon I hope you are all still holding your horsies for me

crabussy

thank you for holding your horsies. now check this horsie out. almost burst into tears drawing this. felt like I was part of something. hi humanity!!!!!! let's make art together!

they're fine, don't worry. they're a deity of human survival. they are the joy of the hunt and the feast, they are the wonder of art and human connection, they are the stories on the wall. and they love humankind.

I imagine they can be as small as a horse or as big as a blue whale. they're impossibly graceful. spotting them in the far distance means your hunt will be easy and successful. they are as solid as rock but their fur is soft and warm like a boulder in the sun. only a few humans have ever met them face to face, and those who have are allowed to add their hand print to their tail.

ochiody

day 3: promise/this is where my heart is

cottoncandylesbo

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

temothylol

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.