Read like a boss

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Henry: Alex, can you help me with this zipper?

Alex: of course

Henry:

Henry: up Alex, I meant up

Alex: right, sorry

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June: watcha reading, Henry?

Alex: Probably a textbook or something. He's been reading for quite a while

Henry: Nah, It's smut

June:

Henry:

Alex: so what's smut?

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June: watch reading, Henry?

Alex: Probably a textbook or something. He's been reading for quite a while

Henry: Nah, It's smut

June:

Henry:

Alex: so what's smut?

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Pez: what do we want?

Henry: the Claremont-Diaz siblings!

Pez: How do we get them?

Henry: by kissing them at Silvester!

Pez: What do we do if they like us?

Henry: freak out and ghost them!

Pez:

Henry:

Pez, whispering: Don't

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Alex: *sitting on Liam's lap and cuddling*

June: You sure you're not bisexual?

Alex: What? No, of course I'm sure! I'm this affectionately with all my friends

June:

Alex: *awkwardly pets Nora's head* See?

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Alex: What's wrong?

Henry: Boyfriend problems with you

Alex: But I'm not-

Henry: Yeah, that's the problem

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Alex, at the start of the book: Can you move over, Your Highness? I'd rather not be the little spoon

Alex, at the end of the book: Can you hold me? Please? Like I'm all yours? I will die of you stop cuddling me-

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June: So I heard you like bad boys?

Henry, confused: I beg your pardon?

June: You should date my brother

June: He's bad at everything

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Alex, out of nowhere: Hold the fuck up

Henry: ??

Alex: I'm the fuck up

Alex: Please hold me

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Alex: A prince, a warrior and a gay men walk into a bar.

Alex: It's Henry

Alex: I'd buy him a drink

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Henry: Remind me, why do I love you again?

Alex: [smiles]

Henry: Ah yes. I remember now

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Henry, after seeing Alex at the Olympics: I was single for a longtime, like I was. But then I met the love of my life. He is my boyfriend. He doesn't know it yet, but he is my boyfriend

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So we just going to ignore how 'English Love Affair' by 5 Seconds of Summer describes Henry's and Alex's relationship PERFECTLY. We're just not talking about that or-?

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Can we please talk about how 'London boy' by Taylor Swift just gives me hardcore #firstprince vibes. Just listen to it and then tell me I'm wrong. I'll wait

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Alex: I know how it sounds, but can you guys at least see this from my point of view

Zahra: *crouches down*

Shaan: *sits on the floor*

Henry: *kneels down*

Alex: I fucking hate all of you

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Alex: What are you, five?

Henry: Yeah, like five heads taller than you

Alex:

Henry:

Alex:

Henry: please don't kill me

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Alex: I hate that you're taller than me

Henry: I can get on my knees if you want me to

Alex: What?

Henry: What?

Literally everyone in America or the UK: What?