LoveTrip

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[nondualreality]

“I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you’re so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

— Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story

[uselessatheart]

“The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through the help we receive from others. No one can do it alone, no matter how great the machines are.”

— Amy Poehler, Yes Please

[memesandlaughs]

[two-secrets]

Customer, passed out:

Me, already having received my payment:

[astrolocherry]

[huckleberryb]

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

need me a freak like that

[okayysophia]

@jehovahhthickness

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

Oh..ok…so where

[beyoncebeytwice]

all boys do is LIE

[excima]

bye

[capacity]

Me

[two-secrets]

My stripper ass’s last braincell trying to coordinate a plan to get a VIP long enough to buy my 3rd yacht

[theycantalk]

attraction

[one-peonypetal]

Things I have learnt as a spoilt gf:

1. Rich men can be deeply insecure and needy. They will overcompensate by telling you how much they/their friends own, spend or how good they are at their job.

2. Because they are insecure, rich men can be extremely sensitive to people only using them for their money. If you ask them for 1k heels straight off the bat, they will remember this and flip on you.

3. In response, spoil them with affection until they feel more secure in the relationship. Make sure they know that the bond you share is based on real feelings. When you ask for things in the future, they will want to do things for you because they adore you. This is probably the main difference between a sb and a spoilt gf.

4. When they are in love with the pleasure of your company, don’t let them get too comfortable. When they want more and more of you, withdraw a little. Make them a little insecure, wondering why you are a bit colder recently. This will force them into chasing you back- which means you have leverage to make the changes you want. It’s a real relationship, so they have no guarantee of your affections unlike an arrangement-based relationship.

5. When they do something that pleases you, go back to spoiling them with love and attention. Alternate between affection and indifference as needed. The key is withdrawing- unintentionally small gestures like a cold reply, ignoring a message or refusing his dinner invitation. Never fully say no or yes. If they get angry, just cry and passionately tell them how much you love them. Then go back to being cold and unavailable until he eventually falls for you again.

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

Haha this is manipulative magic ✨

[thespoiledgirlfriend-deactivate]

Wow this is literally spot on lol

[paris-xo]

Spoilt gf tips

[blackqueerblog]

Also: don’t stigmatize HIV+ individuals because they all have different circumstances and might’ve  gotten the virus from a variety of sources (sex, occupational, birth, blood transfusions in other countries). 

HIV-related stigma remains a huge barrier to preventing HIV, and is linked to a low level of people testing for HIV. 

The bad news is that Trump is cutting America’s spending on HIV year after year.  He has taken steps to weaken the Affordable Care Act since coming to power.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

[catchymemes]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[jaspurr]

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[yeehawlw]

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick