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[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[paramoregf]

ive hacked tamsyn muir's computer and ive found her secret unannounced plans for the locked tomb series. heres what i managed to find

1: gideon the ninth

2: harrow the ninth

3: nona the ninth

4: gideon the ninth 2

5: ianthe the ninth (plot twist)

6: nonna the ninth

7: gideon the ninth 3: this time its personal

8: ninth the nona

9: alecto the ninth

[asthedeathoflight]

Still not over the time I saw someone reading Gideon the ninth and said (while they were reading the first section of Gideon trying to escape the Ninth) that the story seemed tailor made to transfer to a modern setting because it reminded them so much of someone trying to leave their small town.

And I don't mean this in a bad way but I literally haven't stopped thinking about that. Ah, yes. Gideon Nav, orphan in a dying small town trying desperately to join the Army so she can make something of her life and escape her highschool valedictorian nemesis. All good so far. And then she gets sent to a death game to appoint the new Supreme Court Justices. And dies. And then finds out her dad is George Washington and her mom did 9/11.

[typhlonectes]

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[carharttlesbian]

thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[merricatmoder]

by killing herself in order for harrow to achieve lyctorhood, gideon nav, the sole survivor of the creche flu, completed the genocide harrow's parents planned and fulfilled its intent of giving harrow immense necromantic power

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

And they were roommates...

[wifegideonnav]

“No. A fair fight and you can go with the commission,” said Harrow. “If I win, you come to the muster, and you leave afterward—with the commission. If I lose, you leave now—with the commission.” She snatched the paper from the ground, pulled a fountain pen from her pocket, and slid it between her lips to stab it deeply into her cheek. It came out thick with blood—one of her party tricks, Gideon thought numbly—and signed: Pelleamena Novenarius, Reverend Mother of the Locked Tomb, Lady of Drearburh, Ruler of the Ninth House.

Gideon said, feeling idiotic: “That’s your mother’s signature.”

“I’m not going to sign as me, you moron, that would give the whole game away,” said Harrow.

not “the blood of the child can be substituted for the blood of their parent and necromantically no one can tell the difference” being canon since chapter fucking 2 of gtn

[bytedykes]

i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

[bytedykes]

i love u knocking ur head against someones shoulder. i love u gently biting someone. i love u saying "hey what if i licked you rn" and then doing it. i love u hand gestures. i love u non verbal forms of affection. i love u sitting in a room together quietly. i love u walking together. i love u different ways of showing someone u care abt them

[bytedykes]

bringing this post back. knocking ur head against someones shoulder is actually the most important thing in the world

[mazdacxseven]

bingo card for the next hades 2 update

[mxkoifish]

[evelynstarshine]

Not to defend Jod but, I didn’t read the flashbacks as saying, here is John a terrible man who made terrible decisions. But here is a man who was chosen by the planet to be it’s saviour, who despite being able to do literal miracles, capitalism and the power structures we have created were too big for any individual even a literal saviour to have any effect. Watch how he spirals against that making worse and worse decisions until Like yes, it’s bigger than him

[thanergetic-hyperlinks]

THANK YOU

[ebhutchins]

The biggest resurrection beast is white supremacist capitalist patriarchy in The Locked Tomb. It always has been.

[thanergetic-hyperlinks]

It drives me insane when people take the Barbie moment as “of course he wanted her to be in a sexy body 🙄 typical man behavior” because

no!

when he was having a full mental breakdown after days of not eating or sleeping and knowing his friends were in mortal danger, and he reached into whatever was left of his sense of self into his deepest, most tender and private memories, and tried to think of the most beautiful possible thing

and it was a Barbie he bonded with as a kid.

That’s tragedy! That kid’s imagination was so colonized that the most sincere feeling of devotion he could dig up was for a mass-manufactured plastic doll of a white woman!

That moment makes me infinitely sad for kid!John.