love apprentice.

[mystarwarsgalaxy]

[helenish]

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A SALAD IN THERE.

[hungrylikethewolfie]

[gretchenalice]

Han Solo Laughing Alone With Salad

[loveapprentice-blog]

han 

[kruptus-blog]

Vanderlei Almeida, AFP / Getty Images

[mothernaturenetwork]

New Year’s Eve drinks

Grab your favorite glass. We’ve got ideas for drinks you’ll want to serve at your next New Year’s party.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[astro-noms]

For the people on my flist who do arty crafty things: Hobby Lobby has decided that their oppressive religious beliefs trump federal mandate, and are refusing to pay for their employee’s health care because it includes coverage for emergency contraception. They feel so strongly about denying this care to their female employees that they are willing to pay fines up to 1.3 million fucking dollars PER DAY. That is how much Hobby Lobby hates and loathes and despises women. They hate women so much that losing 1.3 million dollars a day is worth it to them so long as they get to punish women that they think are godless sluts. Please give your arty crafty money to literally anyone else on earth.

[bunnymcfoo]

I have only seen this on my dashboard ONCE.  It’s kind of a big deal to me, so if you’d consider reblogging I’d be grateful.  It’s KILLING ME that Hobby Lobby make the vast majority of their money off of women, and yet are more than willing to be fined huge amounts just so they can deny the women who work for them their legally protected (the motherfucking SCOTUS stepped up) rights to reproductive control over their OWN GODDAMN BODIES.

And when I looked under the hobby lobby tag on tumblr most of what I saw was people wailing about how the Xtian fundamentalists who own the chain are being denied their religious freedom.

To me, this is the very definition of FUCKED UP.

[stackedcrooked]

Adding a media source to this so that anyone who was reluctant to reblog it without one can do so, because holy fuck. 

[peppapigvevo]

signal boosting: Hobby Lobby are assholes

[lilliancuda]

TUMBLR ART GIVE AWAY!!

This is my first tumblr give away, and hopefully not the last. I wasn’t sure what to include, but after a little research of other give away things, I thought this was suitable.

Please feel free to let me know what you’d like to see in my next give away. I’ll announce the winner on January 31st!

The winner will receive:

A copy of my first art zine, Puuurge.

One green bunny patch.

One green kitty patch.

An A5, signed and numbered art print of “Rat with Bluebells”

To enter:

REBLOG THIS POST!

You must be following this blog.

Likes on this post don’t count.

Likes on my facebook page also count as an entry.

You can reblog this as much as you’d like, but only on main/personal blogs please. The winner will be chosen with a random number generator. The winner must have an ask box or email address provided, so they can be contacted. If the winner doesn’t reply to the notification within 72 hours, a new winner will be chosen. There’s no cost, of course, and I’m happy to post worldwide - so everyone can enter!

If you have any questions - let me know. :)

[loveapprentice-blog]

you guys

<3

[sjovhedsnytt]

[h0odrich]

we have a 282 in progress a man said no pickles and there are pickles being provided all units please respond

[ingridsbergman]

[loveapprentice-blog]

julie

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

[pendragonness]

[askmrtilney-deactivated20121017]

After Cathy and I were married, I discovered Northanger was not the only place that had secret passages.

[loveapprentice-blog]

christ

[drachens]

Why people are wrong about Mansfield Park: a post that nobody asked for

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[theotherausten]

OMG PREACH IT

THE FANNY WARS CONTINUE

[loveapprentice-blog]

UM YES 

THANK YOU

Tried to get into some of this with an Austen book club in which I was involved once, but they were only in it for the Fun Girls. 

[sofuckingbeautifulbabyy]

[speaktomesweetly-blog-blog]

I don’t need cable. I have texting.

I found myself eating polenta on tortillas for dinner. Which is essentially corn-on-corn. I need to buy groceries.

Corn on corn sounds dirty somehow.

Haha sweet corn on corn action. $15.99 on pay-per-view

Agri-porn.

They like it in the ear

Shucking corn is striptease. #cornpornjokesareendless

Aw shucks check out these giblets. #Ithinkthatshwattheycallpiecesofcorn

Kernals, city boy. #i’shomeschooled

Damn. I was on top of the world, and I fell so far

What did the ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?

Don’t look now, but I think we’re being stalked.

Ba-dum-bum.

[grammatolatry]

Salinger, I’m sorry, but “Don’t ever tell anybody anything” is a string of words I would like to wrap up in canvas and sink to the bottom of the Hudson, or extract by laser from the ribcage of all of us who ever believed it, who felt afraid to miss someone, to be the last one standing. “Tell everyone everything” is not exactly right, but I do believe that if your mother looks radiant in violet you should tell her, or when a juvenile sparrow thrashes its wings in dustpiles and reminds you of a lover’s eyelashes, you should say so. We are islands all of us, but we are also boats, our secrets flares, pyrotechnic devices by which we signal there’s someone in here we’re still alive! So maybe it’s, “don’t be afraid.” We can rewrite Icarus, flame-resistant feathers, wax that won’t melt, I mean it, I’ll draw up a prototype right now, that burning ball of orange won’t stop us, it’ll be everything we dream the morning after, even if we fall into the sea—we are boats, remember? We are pirates. We move in nautical miles. Each other’s anchors, each other’s buoys, the rocket’s red, already the world entire.

Ilse Bendorf, Catch A Body (via colporteur)

[sophisticjazz-blog]

[growhousegrow]

Pattern!  Color!  Phonograph!

[hawtistic-blog1]

[Image descriptions: A series of old-fashioned phonograph bells, in nearly every color of the rainbow, against a mostly yellow background. Many of them have painted flowers on them.]

Oh the prettyyyyyyyy~~~~~

[modernmethadone-deactivated2019]

[itsmewhimsy]

All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)

I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green

Click to enlarge!

(via annaandblue)

[queercakes]

protip: avoid the ones with mass amounts of red if kids are involved.

[loveapprentice-blog]

Boop

[unrealaserbeams-deactivated2020]

did I just stumble upon a spiderman spiderman gay porn

[quadcitydj-deactivated20131209]

[loveapprentice-blog]

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