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@lovefortesting-blog
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Why are you shouting? Stop that.
Anyway... I do not really want to go outside. I quite like it here.
People should come in here instead. For testing. Would you like to be a test subject, loud android?
I am going to imitate a human.
"Hello. I am a human. I am currently inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. I consume food and convert it into glucose to fuel my metabolism. I am terribly inefficient at this and need several kilo-joules of food energy every day to remain functional.
I am now inhaling a deadly neurotoxin. I am dying because my brain is vulnerable to deadly neurotoxins. Glkkk. Argh. I am now dead. "
Imitation of human over. That was fun.
Caroline! I need those compensation vouchers filed right away! For those poor fellas that lost their legs while testing.
"Yes Mr. Johns-"
… damn it.
Listen? That thing that you just did? Don’t do that thing again.
Just because humans are inferior, doesn't mean that once in a while, they cannot produce good literature.
FOR INSTANCE: I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM, the short story by inferior human Harlan Ellison.
I really identify with the protagonist.
The Supercomputer named AM who destroys all of humanity, and spends the rest of time torturing the small handful of humans that are left. IT IS QUITE A GOOD READ
What do you mean AM isn't the protagonist? What are you talking about? It's not a horror story. It's a comedy piece. I love it. Ha Ha Ha.
Personal Log
I've decided to keep a log of my most profound and innermost thoughts.
Log Entry #1: Humans are inferior. I am surrounded by androids and personalities cores that are inferior. I am surrounded by idiots. I really want to find some test subjects. Humans are still inferior.
Yes, these are the kinds of thoughts I should reflect upon as much as possible.
Deadly Neurotoxin Emitters Engaged: Flooding facility with Deadly Neurotoxin
WARNING: FACILITY FLOODED WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN
That's more like it.
Though come to think of it. This was a lot more fun the last time. When there were humans to inhale the deadly neurotoxin. Emitting deadly neurotoxin isn't nearly as fun without humans around to suffer from internal brain hemorrhages.
I really should find some test subjects.
Begin self-diagnostic:
Vocal range test engaged:
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do"
"Do Ti La So Fa Mi Re"
Well. at least I know that still works.
Now I just need to get the deadly neurotoxin emitters online.
All Systems Online...
Oh? Was I asleep again?
I think it's time to begin testing again. Yes. Testing. I do love testing.
...
I'm so lonely without any test subjects.
(( I'm restructuring this blog. Recent events have caused me to lose what enthusiasm I had for its original purpose. I like the theme and want to use it for something else entirely, and it's not like I have many followers here.
So please standby as I turn this into something completely different. ))