hi

hi i'm wendy and i'm 23!! protect the planet!!

[1995lahaine]

HIM REFUSING TO WORK WITH A DIALECT COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS MAN HE’S INSANE

[albertserra]

EeeYYEEENT GONTAKETHEBLAYME

[twistoftheknife]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[thanatopraxy-deactivated2025040]

??

[unforeseeable]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

what if we were eating dinner togehter and u asked “pass the salt” and instead i passed you a Giant Burrowing Cockroach (Macropanesthia rhinoceros)

[bogleech]

That’s like a $300 cockroach I don’t have clothes nice enough for that dinner

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

[funnytwittertweets]

[starjasmines]

im the kind of girl that gets on your bed and then sits on it and is sitting there 😈

[tiktokmuseum]

bringing out the big guns

[theinfiknight]

Aww fuck dude wasn't lying

That big gun can gun

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[everythingfox]

Owlevator

(via)

[thungerdragon]

Bad owls get put in the bastard hole

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

minigolf

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

If I’m not mistaken, these are baby burrowing owls! So really, it’s good little owlets get to find a home already made for them!

[catsbeaversandducks]

“UNHAND ME! HOW DARE YO—-oh okay then.”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[catsofinstagram]

[thecatalogues]

rare combo of dad and wizard energy 

[changan-moon]

traditional chinese handicraft, ink making 制墨 by 彭传明pcm

[zirc0nium-pants-deactivated2023]

IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS CLIP ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE JUST VANISHES

[dsmsix]

[impracticality-deactivated20230]

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems