💕savannah💕

~ 28~ ~You don’t always win the battles, but it’s good to know you fought~

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[self-healing]

you need to start believing that nothing is too good for you

[bidoof]

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay she’s a little florida swamp trash she’ll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically, “what the fuck, did you fucking stab me???’ then her friends carted her off to the ER

if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney

[halodite]

its ok queen go off

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post

[pawcakes]

i am so delusional but like i know whats going on

[00v]

[teamwang]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

YouTube’s new censorship policy banned the word “kill” from the platform, so people started using the word “Corolla” (as in Toyota) as a replacement. YouTube caught wind, and then banned all usage of car brand names and properties.

[noodleddragon]

And with your help, we can make it a reality

[steveyockey]

*sees a take* oh wow that is objectively bad

*sees my mutual agrees with that take* actually it’s uhhh it’s a complex issue. there’s room for— there’s nuance

[archived-themagicalmysticalboy]

Paul justifying anything John says

[ilan]

this person is talking about the fucking beatles on an already kind of shitty tumblr post. where am i.

[gamora-borealis]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE

[meme-loving-stuck]

[princessmo]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothsluggy]

[caenis-mordred]

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

[thenextchapterbegins]

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[deadmugen]

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[khayriya-deactivated20210620]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[anger-birb]

Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.

[anger-birb]

LMFAO

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[oak23]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

Imagine hearing "go touch grass" from a 16 year old...... go touch a high school diploma

[espresomartini]

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong