Drunkling

An often drunk person who like ducks and anime. Check out art tag. I draw pictures a lot.

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[unexplained-events]

Scary Short Stories

Here are some of our favorite classic short horror stories. Feel free to suggest any of your own in the comments!

The Whole Town’s Sleeping by Ray Bradbury

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

A Good Man Is Hard To Find by Flannery O’ Connor

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allen Poe 

The Monkey’s Paw by W.W. Jacobs

Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol Oates

A Collapse of Horses by Brian Evenson

Premium Harmony by Stephen King

Since other King short stories are hard to find, here are a few favorite short stories/novellas if you can find them: Children of the Corn, Apt Pupil, The Body, Graveyard Shift, The Road Virus Heads North 

[oujij]

she's waiting for you to say good night

[oujij]

say it

[houshou]

itadakimasu

[oujij]

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[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

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[ygosideblog]

take a fucking shower or you’ll be sent to the shadow realm

[thefuckisabook]

I think you guys need to understand

there have always been hygiene requirements in Yugioh, thanks to one card, and Yugioh players being just… the worst sometimes.

First, the card:

Why yes, you can force your opponent to have to choose between surrendering the game and shaking your hand.  Yes there was a strategy around making dropping out of a tournament more appealing than touching your disgusting hand.  In theory you’re also supposed to shake hands before the duel but this is often skipped over at no issue.

Second, the Worst.

So, in Yugioh, at any time you can request to see an opponent’s card, at which point your opponent is expected to pass you the card.  Some players would take advantage of this rule combined with the anti-marking rules- any time they were going to lose a match, they would ask to see a card, smear some shit off their hand onto the back of the card, pass it back, call a judge, and get them disqualified from the tournament for having a marked card.

So, since the early days, there have been rules around player hygiene, because some people are just… awful, and weaponize their own disgusting filth.

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[chaoticgouda]

I hate this world. i hate having to live on a planet like this, with such rude mean spirited fucking people I HATE IT

[chaoticgouda]

SOMEONE said this was a cursed image!! FUCK OFF!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[shesgotwhatittakes]

While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I figured I’d post it in hopes that it will help someone like it helped me.

[shesgotwhatittakes]

Here it is again with text for anyone who can’t see the picture

That thought isn’t helpful right now.

Now is not the time to think about it. I can think about it later.

This is irrational. I’m going to let it go.

I won’t argue with an irrational thought.

This is not an emergency. I can slow down and think clearly about what I need.

This feels threatening and urgent, but it really isn’t.

I don’t have to be perfect to be OK.

I don’t have to figure out this question. The best thing to do is just drop it.

It’s OK to make mistakes.

I already know from my past experiences that these fears are irrational.

I have to take risks in order to be free. I’m willing to take this risk.

It’s OK that I just had that thought/image, and it doesn’t mean anything. I don’t have to pay attention to it.

I’m ready to move on now.

I can handle being wrong.

I don’t have to suffer like this. I deserve to feel comfortable.

That’s not my responsibility.

That’s not my problem.

I’ve done the best I can.

It’s good practice to let go of this worry. I want to practice.

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[d0nn0]

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

[catchymemes]

[trans-shepard]

Remember the person who has a whole ass rant about rice cookers being a white person thing?

[theliterarywolf]

I have to wonder where the people in the notes talking about ‘bweeh, this video’s mean~We can’t all afford $100+ rice cookers in the US~’ are looking because my small basic one cost 15 and the larger model I have was around 45-50.

Then again, when it comes to cooking tools I tend to shop local instead of looking up on Amazon, so…

[sindri42]

I’ve had people refer to an electric kettle as a ‘rich person thing’ because a lot of the population just has no conception of how cheap modern technology is.

[deadeyesopened]

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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[fantasticwolfpenguin]