just a tired snail

personal / spam blog of some snail // 30+ 🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ -he/they Gw2 enthusiast, rat addict, Jarjar connoisseur im just here to lurk and reblog shit lmao

[wayward-snail-archive]

Actually! y know what? Backup blog > here

Just in case this one gets sent to the shadow realm

[wayward-snail-archive]

gives this another lil bump just incase ppl are lookin for me o/

[wayward-snail]

okkkk there are only so many blogs i can follow in one day~ So i'll pick up tomorrow where i was at re-following ppl <3

[wayward-snail-archive]

Actually! y know what? Backup blog > here

Just in case this one gets sent to the shadow realm

[batshit-auspol]

1901: In the frantic rush to federate Britain's pacific colonies into a single Australian country, the drafters of the constitution name New Zealand as a state of Australia, due to uncertainty around whether they will join.

To this day the Australian constitution still claims New Zealand is a state of Australia.

[halfeatenmoon]

I love reading about Federation. not the birth of a nation jingoism, the actual slapdash chaos of it.

the essence of colonial Australia, to me, is in the great pro-Federation speech by an unnamed Hobart politician: "We will found a great and glorious nation under the bright Southern Cross, and meat will be cheaper."

[batshit-auspol]

"tHeRe'S nO wAy ThAt'S tRuE"

read it and weep cowards:

Or, as aptly put by Wayward Snail:

[wayward-snail-archive]

Why did your PFP get pixelated???

uh oh guess this blog has been marked as NSFW?? no idea tbh

[bapzap]

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

[bapzap]

im glad everyone agrees that this is fun. do this with your friends now !!!

[immoren]

[loth-caatgirl]

you heard it here, folks

[gaylactic-fire]

Insulting every Zelda fan (part 2)

Bonus! Non-canon games:

[romanceyourdemons]

my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

LIKE CLOCKWORK

[squonkgirlweed]

^^^

[limpworms]

[mndvx]

[everythingfox]

❤️

(via)

[guooey]

does anybody want to match my sneep

[otiksimr]

Snorp.

[onthegreatsea]

why does this make me laugh so much

[betterbemeta]

Have a whole Ganondorf cupcake.

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[queerfield]

“am i bothering you?” no!! i really enjoy hearing you happy about your interests and you deserve to have someone who enjoys listening to you!!