j'ai le ♡ random, d'homme

♥ royal | 29 | she/they ♥ do not expect any kind of good content whatsoever please, i would not be able to stand the pressure.

[teaboot]

had a moment of weakness today

[desertedinurban]

High fashion Bleach by Deserted In Urban

[lovelypieceofjade]

i though having night shifts this week wouls save me from the heat but no. god said Humidity Be Upon Ye, Faggot

[shencomix]

[byjove]

if someone gets killed by a grizzly bear or a polar bear it’s like “Damn, that’s unfortunate. Luck of the draw.” but if someone gets killed by a black bear you’re like “What did they do to that bear to make it that angry?”

[byjove]

Grizzly bears? You’re usually fine if you’re minding your business but every once in a while one of them decides to go on a killing spree Sankebetsu brown bear incident style and that can’t be prevented in all circumstances. Polar bears? If it wants to kill you, it will decide to kill you and then do it, not your choice. But black bears? My uncle has been chasing the same bear around his property for years Looney Tunes style with no casualties on either end, what the fuck do you have to do to a black bear to make it want to kill you if chasing one with a broom after it was picking your apples does not provoke them to violence?

[internet-sentences]

this shit owns it's just a number go up idle game except the idle mechanic comes from you writing JavaScript to automate tasks it seems like the end goal of the game is to perfectly optimize against this little arbitrary system they've created. There's not any plot to speak of so far but even though nothing is happening people send you messages through the computer telling you to trust no one as they all have ulterior motives. Very relatable.

Bitburner is an idle game about hacking that teaches real JavaScript

You don't have to know JavaScript to get started.

[exeggcute]

guys be careful. this game may look fun but it's actually a ploy to get you to learn javascript

[joshua-wright]

Slack Wyrm #1562

[flocklings]

Unknown Derby Girl, 1970s, Hermosa Beach, CA.

[mousidy]

I hate the "early-transition trans women are always wearing amazon basics skirts" stereotype so much lol

[mousidy]

-she shops online instead of going to real stores, lol what a neet basement dweller

-she buys from amazon, she both has no sense of personal style and is an unethical consumer giving money to bezos

-she is sticking to basic, stock standard, stereotypical presentation of femininity, lol isn't it funny that she's taking careful baby steps and doesn't feel comfortable branching out?

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm a cow milk fan but this ad is baffling. "Don't drink oat milk it's made of oats!!!" We know that's why it's called oat milk. Are they against porridge too.

I know the whole "processed foods are evil somehow" thing is getting out of hand but this is a level I haven't seen before.

[thewelllitweenie]

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#'pre blended inside the cow' is killing me

Was I wrong though

[chaoticfromacertainpointofview]

There's also the 'real' milk to consider like we couldn't drink whale milk right? Buffalo/goat/cow/sheep is fine but certain milk aren't just for us. Like baby whales need so much fat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Envisioning old whaling ships but instead of killing the whales for blubber and ivory they milk them and let them go

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Sharako Lohar is iconic

How can you not love her

It's like if someone fed Elizabeth Swann raw steak and bath salts

[theabigailthorn]

LMFAO

[lovelypieceofjade]

SPIDER ON MYFUCKINT HEAD

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN