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[loverboi-langst]

I’m probably going to be deleting this account. Tumblr is just boring now.

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

[rocktheholygrail]

#ICONIC

[2random2person]

This movie came out way before its time

[trylonandperisphere]

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

[loveislattes]

This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this

[v-0-3-deactivated20181223]

Paladin’s pockets: Keith

[coolnonsenseworld]

Island universes in you.

Instagram / Commissions / RedBubble / Ko-fi

[kaokki]

Day 15 & 16: Childhood~

[hustleinatrap]

I’m so tired of stereotypes that come along every Black women. And the fact that they were created by the white media really pisses me off! I am very proud of all Black girls and I admire all their accomplishments despite the hate of the modern society. 

#BlackGirlMagic is not just a hashtag, it strengthens our self-respect and emphasizes our importance!

#SupportWomenOfColor

[ikimaru]

last days of summer 💜

[aku-usagi]

some Klance doodles, my cute space bbs (」゜ロ゜)」  help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

[noerixo]

[ikimaru]

drew these some time ago for some summer themed stickers! c:

☆ can be found here!

[meanplastic]

I AM SCREAMING

[creantzy]

Time to catch up on Tumblr, isn’t it cx

[daily-bad-jokes]

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? 

Broom-mates!

[definitelynotbritish]

lesbians

[coolspacequips]

Mermay Day 17: Beach Cute

tfw ur going for a jog on the beach and the most beautiful boy in the world washes right up onto u…. tfw u get caught in a huge wave and go tumbling all over the most beautiful dreamboat u have ever seen…..

i love a good meet-cute lmao, im rly such a sap!! ive been feeling a little directionless w some of my other wips and stuff lately, and so i thought it might be fun to get back on the abandoned @shancemermay​ train, tbh anyone can still do it anytime bc i want!! to eventually finish it!! and who knows how long thatll take