l0v3rb0ychik

transfag or whatever

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[excretal]

i don’t know if they still do this i’m out of the loop but you know how kpop stans used to trend hashtags of a member to beg them to leave their group & shitty company... #jacobleaveiwtv #jacobleaveamc

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[radgepaquet]

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[robertreich]

Hello?

[arrows-for-pens]

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[kineticpenguin]

[gabagoofs]

Not just the fault of the current admin.

[professional-rat-eater]

Daniel: I need you to do something for me.

Armand: There is not a thing in this world I would not do for you, save for end myself, only because it would mean we would have to be apart and I cannot bear even the very thought of such a notion. And even on that, I’m open to being convinced. But only for you.

Daniel: I just need you to help me make this YouTube short about Lestat fucking his mom.

Armand, who can recall a time where modern science had yet to be born and it was widely believed that the earth was at the centre of the universe, suddenly so hard his dick might explode: ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃⁿᶦᵉˡ

[tangerineseed]

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[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[glitteringpoet1685]

How it has felt watching tvl after waiting for 2 years, and excitedly recommending the show to everyone I know:

[carnadelions]

lestat's struggles with notions of good vs. evil and violence and anger is so interesting and i'm baffled these quandaries are getting paid dust in a season that is meant to excavate why lestat is the way he is. like "are you a good boy lestat" and "i imagined i was slaughtering my brothers while i was killing the wolves" as literal throwaway lines is crazy when you consider that lestat's proximity to violence and decay and his formative experience of seeing women burned at the stake for what is posited as an intrinsic truth, a nefarious core, and his most effusively and frequently felt emotion being anger, and his transformative experience killing the wolves, which he says "hardened" something in him, culminating in his forceful turning into the folklore figure that terrorized europe in the 1700s, all of this informs and has bearing upon his identity. and if the show decides to sand this down to lestat being pure of heart until he was corrupted by a black woman vampire's innately evil blood as opposed to spinning this claim into a very specific misconception on lestat's part, rooted in the backwards and patriarchal structure that shaped him, well.

[loversbrotherskillers]

[lemon-labia]

who is your best friend if not your parents biggest hater