Rule #1: Donāt do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #2: Donāt do it like they do it in porn!!!
Rule #3: That stupid tongue-way-out and flicking triple time? They do that in porn.
Rule #4: They do that in porn because if they were licking pussy the rightĀ way youād see a) two thighs and b) the back of a head.Ā In porn they want to see a) pussy and b) as little of the man as possible.
Rule #5: Donāt do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #6: Your tongue is not a cock.Ā Sometimes people in porn use their tongues like a cock.Ā But see rules #1-5.Ā Also the second and third sentences of this rule!
Rule #7: Watch how she touches herself.Ā (What, youāve watched how she touches herself, right? If not watch how pretty much _every_ woman touches herself when sheās legit getting off and not just doing what women do in porn.
Rule #8: Lick her where she touches herself.Ā Because those are the good spots.
Rule #9: Notice how much sheās fingering inside herself when she touches herself?Ā Yeah, me either usually.
Rule #10: If she does touch herself inside, notice how deep her fingers go?Ā Gene Simmonās tongue isnāt that long, or that strong.Ā See Rule #6.
Rule #11: See her hipbones?Ā See the insides of her thighs almost up by her knees?Ā Unless sheās ticklish (in which case maybe spend more time kissing face to face and letting her get really warmed up, becauseā¦
Side Rule #A: Ticklish almost always means not-horny-enough.
Rule #12: Back to Rule #11: Find time to kiss her everywhere between her hipbones and the insides of her thighs almost up to her knees.Ā ThenĀ start kissing her kitty.
Rule #13: When sheās really wound up sheās very likely to be sensitive everywhere detailed in Rule #11.
Rule #14: Long, soft strokes with the flat of your tongue.Ā From the bottom of her kitty along sideĀ her outer lips to the top.Ā Then on the other side.
Rule #15: Which they rarely do in porn.Ā So do that.
Rule #16: gently part her lips with your own lips and tongue and softly slip between her inner lips, tasting her as you go because sheās going to taste pretty good.
Rule #17: Maybe slurp one of her inner lips between yours, one side at a time, fairly close to the top near her clit, and swirl your tongue on the inside ā while gently tugging down justĀ a little bit because that tugs down on her clit a little bit.
Rule #18: Generally speaking donāt slide your tongue all the way under her hood because the tip of her clit is sensitive as hell and the top of your tongue is usually pretty rough.
Rule #19: You know how you watched the way she touches herself?Ā Take a minute to think about that again.Ā Bonus points of you remember which side of her clit she favors because almost everyone is more sensitive on one side than the other.
Side Rule #B: For some reason the average womanās clit is more sensitive on the left side.
Side Rule #C: But goddamn it the woman you are going down on is anythingĀ but average!Ā SoĀ yourĀ her mileage may vary!
Rule #20: Open your mouth over her clit hood ā about as wide as you comfortably can (though watch those teeth) ā and then apply gentle suction.
Rule #21: Wetly swirl your tongue alongside the hood of her clit, up past the little fold that hides the tip.
Rule #22: Occasionally slide your tongue back and forth across the top of her clit hood.
Rule #23: If sheās really aroused youāll start to feel a littleĀ āstemā growing underneath her hood.Ā Thatās good.Ā Very, very good.
Rule #24: This is a very good time to think carefully about what youāre going to do next.Ā Because when you feel that little stem (her clitās erect) then you mightĀ be able to back off a little bit.Ā And go on a little kissing and licking tour from #12, above.Ā Which might help her keep sailing and also help her from ā¦
Rule #25: If you keep doing the same thing change it up a little, because she can go numb.Ā This will frustrate her at least as much as it will you.Ā Ā
Rule #25: If you feel her little stem under her clit hood rise, and if she grabs your head or (especially) if she squeaksĀ ādonāt stopā in a tiny little entirely non-porn way (because Rules all-of-the-above if sheās really getting off sheās not likely to sound much like anyone in porn) thenā¦
Rule #26: DONāT STOP WHAT YOUāRE DOING!Ā Because sheās going to come if you donāt stop.Ā And want to grit her teeth, cry, or possibly kill you if you do.
Rule #27: When sheās done coming (sheāll let you know by releasing pressure on your head with her hands and/or possibly her thighs) go back to #11 and give her soft, gentle kisses there.Ā Because her inner lips and clit willĀ almostĀ certainly be pretty sensitive.
Rule #28: Climb up along side her and hold and kiss her.Ā (If youāre not sure sheāll like her flavor ā many women do but quite a few donāt at all ā then subtly wipe your face on the sheets on your way up.
Rule #29: I didnāt say anything about fucking her afterwards, did I?Ā No I didn not.Ā Sometimes sheāll want to after.Ā Sometimes she wonāt.Ā Just like sometimes youāre up for it after sheās gone down on you and blown your socks across the room and other times you couldnāt get it up again for lifeboat room on the Titanic!Ā If not thatās ok.Ā You can jack off later, just like she rubs one out when youāve capsized after coming.Ā But!
Rule #30: Sheāll remember.Ā And rock your fucking socks next time.Ā Because most guys wonāt go down on her at all, and the ones that do think porn is an instruction manual.Ā And so she wonāt forget you pulling that thorn out of her paw, and sheāll be a lioness next time.Ā Which might not be that long because many (but not all!) women recover and are ready for a nice round two before all that long at all.
Rule #31: Rule #32, below, is the most important rule of all.
In other words donāt be a robot.Ā Sheās not a robot either.Ā Interact, make eye contact, respond to her like sheās very likely responding to you!Ā Ā
And finally, Rule #33: Donāt lick anyoneās pussy like they do it in porn!
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