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Next up on: "I don't know where i'm going in life and that terrifies me!": I'm Charlotte, I study Physics and don't know why but I like it sometimes.

[brucebocchi]

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

U know what I just thought of … That mcfreaking iconic photo of zoe saldana casually balancing across chris pratts back with kurt russell doing finger guns in the background ….. that was really somethign

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

For those of u asking

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[twelvesarchive]

Stormzy calls out Theresa May and Daily Mail during triumphant BRIT Awards performance.

[karolinqdean]

#mark sloan #the best friend #also the baby daddy

[satorugojjo]

today is the worst day of every year because its september 1st and im not on the fucking train to hogwarts

[susiephone]

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

[bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh]

[catfood-69]

What does this say

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[cosmic-aria]

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[tankaramo]

“are you okay” no, next question

[dateagirlsuggestion]

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

[shortcakes-deactivated-deactiva]

Can u believe there are ppl who socialize every day… like all day.. and dont become extremely exhausted from it??????

[aquaristlifeforme]

Biggest newt pile yet.

[aquaristlifeforme]

I still don’t know how this went so viral. But it also brings me much joy.