"Tu eres mi hogar"

"Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love"

[loves-completes-me]

Ray Ban glasses activity price only $24.99 only today

[jaxblade]

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

[talkingsoup]

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’m lovin it.

[infinitecrime]

This post fails to include the entire context and point of this stunt, which was to protest the lack of Asian representation in US media and advertising. And the legit HEIST including fake McDonalds uniforms that they had to pull off to get it up

(Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-trending-45402404)

[whtbout2ndbrkfst]

Guys, there’s a follow up: McDonald’s wants more Asian-American representation in their marketing, and is going to feature both Maravilla and Toledo in an upcoming campaign. But the good news doesn’t end there — each will be given a $25,000 check for their participation in the promotion.

They were on the Ellen Show. (video) As far as the picture goes, a member of McDonald’s corporate office reached out and told them it had to be removed for renovation purposes, but it was going to be auctioned off and the proceeds would go to the Ronald McDonald House Houston charity.

[shieldmaiden19]

GOOD FOR THEM

[r4yquaza]

[pathologising]

me hearing my dad screaming and swearing and throwing shit in the other room wondering if this is gonna be the day where he kills me:

[lemonsharks]

Hera catching Zeus in the act of harrassing young women at the beach

[source]

[description: a middle aged white woman catches the seagull who was trying to steal her lunch]

[batbetbitbotbut]

[description, mk 2: a middle-aged white woman, sitting calmly at a table and wearing a dress of birds and flowers, STARES DOWN the SCREAMING seagull that she is holding BY THE THROAT at arm’s length]

[lemonsharks]

IT GOT BETTER

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[awful-earworm]

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

[1989nihil]

movie plot right there

[princessofchalices]

Beautrix Potter 🍓🌿

[carudamon119]

ねこやん ‏@tatuya01 踏み台だな。

[sekhongconnuaa]

Đần độn =)))

[spaces-and-behaviors]

@righteousauthorities

[vodka-con-amor-deactivated20221]

No puedes quedarte con lo que dice la gente sobre alguien porque puede que la versión que te den, difiera mucho de la realidad. Así que es mejor que lo compruebes por ti mismo y te des cuenta de como es alguien sin juzgar por lo que te dicen.

[unneedy]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[cultofcreatures]

[liliana-fp]

[elligouldings-blog]

Elle Fanning being an absolute angel.

[smallrooms]