MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

you can call me V (she/her)

[juno-infernal]

[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

[questionable-disarray]

"Oh wow she's such a sophisticated, put-together sexywoman" WRONG that's her FACADE she's actually a DWEEB and her music taste would put her mother into a COMA

[cremecheesebagel]

They make me nauseous.

[cremecheesebagel]

I'm so normal about the Forbes-Montgomery family dynamic guys

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[phantomrose96]

….are you writing bee movie fic now? why?

Barry the Bee and his friend Bee Maes Hughes looked high up at the ramparts of war-torn Bee Country, where Fuhrer Bee Bradley oversaw his legions of bee drones.

"The power of one bee doesn't amount to much. But with whatever power I have, I'll protect the ones I love, and in turn they will protect the ones they love. It's the least we tiny bees can do" Barry the Bee said.

"Sounds like a bee-ramid scheme," Bee Maes Hughes said. "But for that to work, you gotta bee standing at the top of the bee-ramid," he said, gesturing to Fuhrer Bee Bradley

"I can't imagine how good it feels standing up there," Barry the Bee said.

At that moment, Bee Envy, disguised as a sexy human, flattened Bee Maes Hughes with the base of a red solo cup.

[phantomrose96]

Yes yes. Envy the enby enbee

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

According to all known laws of alchemy, there is no way an alchemist should be able to commit human transmutation. Their alchemic powers are too small to get their deceased loved one out of the grave. The alchemist, of course, tries anyway because alchemists don't care that human transmutation is impossible

[multifandomtrash01]

So teeny 🤏

Soaked up all of Vicky’s screen time in the new ep

[parsn1ps]

she’s cool

[toringo]

gave up midway through, imitating other styles is very hard... anyways THEMMM

[god-of-fandoms]

AUGH THE NEW EPISODE WAS SO GOOD

[yourirridescantgrace]

Them <3

[y-cd]

THE TRAILER. IT IS OUT. (On boosty)

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[389]

[sreegs]

[junglejim4322]

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

[official-cannibalism-posts]

Official Cannibalism post

[syefastoes]

Relationship goals