Lowercase_carrot

21 (She/Her) Strait Animator/Artist (18 plus blog Not for minors!!!)

[squishmewithbellies]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[lowercasecarrot]

If I see your overhang in then I’m assuming that means you’re giving me permission to nibble on it.

[sappysucker]

i have to admit it fantasy digestion scenarios where it takes someone a day or two to digest an entire meal are so good to me. either due to the massive quantity of food they ate or because whatever they had is simply going to take that long to break down, the idea of being that heavy and warm and sluggish, stuck with the roundest belly you've ever seen after just one meal or instance of indulging is so soooo hot. HOT HOT HOT. it probably wouldn't be that much fun irl, but the idea of being out of commission for that long, unable to do anything but lay there and process literal pounds of fat, sugar, protein and carbs for hours and hours is a hugee turn on to fantasize about good god.

the amount of energy their body would need to digest such a massive amount of food would put them out like a light. they'd be in it for the long haul with a ridiculously long food coma, but their tummy would be so heavy and sore and aching that they'd have to keep rubbing it while drifting in and out of consciousness...... dreaming about all that food and savoring the memory of what they ate the whole time.

especially hot if their full tummy won't stop groaning and bubbling, or if they're burping and moaning shamelessly in the whole time, too out of it to stifle their body's sounds out of politeness or do anything else.

an entire day benched from being so, so stuffed. more than what should even be remotely possible.

[pocket-deer-belly]

it is honestly kind of funny to take the stance that BMI isn't enourmously problematic because the weight classifications have been "adjusted" since its inception when the real problem of "it is literally just your height divided by your weight, which tells you fuck all about the status of someone's health" is still fundamentally there

[sneap-sneap]

as much as I love a good belly shake I’m obsessed with when a belly is too full to be handled that roughly and a person can only bear gentle touches and slow rubbing and pressing 😣

[skipperafterdark]

never ever ever let “too full to fuck” fall out of fashion. disastrously hot trope. downright heavenly real life experience. one of the greatest of all time

[anxietyproblem]

[adastrabbit]

sick of "oh this character takes off their baggy clothes and is secretly ripped?!???" MAKE THEM FAT MOTHERFUCKER

[lowercasecarrot]

I love the kinda man who would stuff himself sick for me.

[lowercasecarrot]

The feminine urge to stuff a man while I’m straddling his belly.

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[lowercasecarrot]

There is something so hot about a man whose belly can pool into their lap. Women are made to carry weight that is why things like weight loss are generally harder for us. Men however lose weight easily because of the testosterone in their bodies. They work hard to get as big as they do, stuffing their faces until they struggle to breathe.

Panting and moaning as their body fights to swallow back more food into their already stuffed stomach. Stuffing themselves so tightly they can hardly breathe let alone burp. Then doing it all again. It’s frustrating how sexy they look begging to be fed another bite despite everything in their body telling them to stop. He clears his plate like always. Such a good boy~

[lowercasecarrot]

I hate how handsome big boys are until they open their mouths to talk. Shut up and shove more food in your mouth so I don’t have to hear you anymore.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“how do you celebrate new year?”

me:

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[brainstreams]

everyday i am so thankful that archiveofourown exists