LOWE'S :3

for legal reasons I'm not actually lowes minor :3

[lowes-official]

Hi welcome to my intro post!

Main is @what-is-going-on-im-confused!

For legal reasons not actually lowes!

current locations:

- @the-actual-las-nevadas

- @real-british-empire

- @maryland-officially

- @evil-maryland

- @mid-maryland

- @very-real-australia

- @north-dakota-unofficial

- @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

- @official-rhode-island

- more coming soon

The anons' plagues:

- am a slime

- rabies ・~・

- rabies but double ・~~・

- a knife 🔪🔪

- more coming soon

Here's why: I have NO money to give you I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach I am a minor, and most of my followe

tags so this doesn't die

@maryland-officially @real-british-empire @walmart-the-official @firefox-unofficial @turquitheslimeplush @secretly-a-goose

[ririwithrice]

“that would do numbers on tumblr” the numbers: one William

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

okay so im making this painting and idk what to do with it

i have two ideas, its gonna be called 'Hope' either way, but with an entirely different meaning

heres the stock image sketches for both

the one is hope in the present, of happiness still being possible, and in a decaying world there can still be joy in everyone

the second one is hope for future, that things can and will get better and that freedom and joy are still out there, waiting

which one?

hope in the present

hope in the future

Voting ended onMay 1

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

guys what should i make my miis call me

i love lack of filter what do my miis call me on tomodatchi life

you absolute fucking loser

King Queer

random guy in the sky

mentally deranged being

my button, plz don't click

Voting ended onApr 29

yall have five minutes plz vote

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

follow up poll

how should my mii end his sentences

slay ig

gay

gay loser

homosexuals amiright

my button

Voting ended onApr 29

five minutes - go!!

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

guys what should i make my miis call me

i love lack of filter what do my miis call me on tomodatchi life

you absolute fucking loser

King Queer

random guy in the sky

mentally deranged being

my button, plz don't click

Voting ended onApr 29

yall have five minutes plz vote

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

my island is called Faggotry btw

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

happy 17776 immortality day

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

do you like miraculous? do you have discord? join the miraculous ladybug tumble community discord server!!!

Check out the Miraculous Ladybug Tumblr Community discord server community on Discord – hang out with 3 other members and enjoy free voice a

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 4

Falin Touden (Dungeon Meshi)

Edalyn Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Voting ended onMar 29

[lowes-official]

vote edalyn!!!!!!

[blacklicoriceisgood]

5,000 notes by June and I won’t purge for the rest of 2026

No more than 100 notes a person but you can tag people im bored

[lowes-official]

@walmart-the-official plz help my bestie 💪

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

Hewwo benjamin!

hi fizzius!!!

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

I see you are reblogging my shower post, everything good?

[lowes-official]

i haves just got out of the shower and that post is a very relatable post

[geometricfractal]

My favorite genre of post on here is the one where someone has written something on how funny it is when a post blows up, because they’re always like “lol isn’t it funny when people get way more notes than they want, anyway what is up my three (3) followers” and then you scroll down and it has 35k notes and with each new reblog the op sounds like they’re one step closer to moving to the woods and never returning

[geometricfractal]

Whoa whoa no need to be hasty here

[geometricfractal]

my friends, everybody

[prettybirdy979]

We could change that you know. (:<

[dubstepcarcommercial]

do I know this person? no. am I knocking on their door with 300 of my closest friends? yes.

[the-shade-system]

You have been put into the processing vortex. Enjoy.

[geometricfractal]

oh no the process, it’s vortexing me

[crispwormsoda]

@walmart-the-official have you been summoned here yet?

[algae122]

come here my Offical and official frens

@minute-maid-official @fanboy-official @insaniac-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @catlover-offical @pen-out-of-ink-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @men-in-black-official @the-mollusk-kingdom-offical @amy-offical @chachiboi-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @sophisticated-offical @shoebill-offical @horror-movie-offical @cenovis-official @eraser-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @sapphic-offical @neptunic-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @krow-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @toy-chica-offical @star-offical @marinebiology-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shark-albert-offical @stockimage-offical @muti-shipper-official @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @beth-unico-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @hekate-offical + @avhira cause they're a honorary offical

[astrally-obligated-cancer]

You should've known this would happen, you were literally talking about it

@sexy-people-contests-2026 can you help blow this up?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

You got it

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween, everyone. Hallowed be thy ween.

[evilducks-offical]

Happy Halloween, officalverse

[lowes-official]

happy halloween gimmickverse

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[mintbecrazy]

AYYAYAYA AAAAAAAA

[glittersokka]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[papi-chulo-bucky]

YAS BINCH

[reddesert-healourblues]

MISSION REPORT

[ugh-supersoldiers]

IVE BEEN WAITING 364 DAYS FOR THIS

[gerarderlopoly]

READY TO COMPLY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[totally-india]

Decay exists as an extant form of life - Tumblr user, 21st century

[britain-offical]

everyone appreciate this BEAUTIFUL apostrophe

[lowes-official]

i doubt the anon who sent this even remembers sending it. i dont know if they even thought about it post sending it. i hope they see this post. i hope they know that this ask has kept me alive for almost a year now. i know its small and stupid, but thank you anon, truly.