fuck shit damn hell

fuck shit damn hell | 6-22-2018

[velaversal]

orpheus looked back

[card-designers-without-borders]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[literallymechanical]

Dang. OP disabled reblogs on the hestia self care post, I was hoping Start Toiling would enter the lexicon.

[literallymechanical]

Start Toiling

[sdsw]

since she loves fluffy dessert and bread so

[nsectloop]

[wanderways-official]

Runnah.

UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha!

MIDA says no sleep til revolution.

Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die.

You know what to do.

QUEST

In a single run:

🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught.

🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you.

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[lscholar]

Here, for you people who care about men so much: the secret cheat code for men is realizing you don't have to date women

[jennamoran]

you would honestly think we could get along with skeletons as a class considering we all have a personal dedication and fealty to one particular skeleton each and will literally throw our bodies in the way of anything that might hurt it even though it's often more durable than we are. Like some people won't even do that for their kids. And yet. And yet. And yet.

[jennamoran]

they have literally found people's beloved skeletons in human graves buried right there with the jewelry and plastic flowers and such that is not something you do with something you do not love

[fostersffff]

My last post about this scene didn't accurately capture how dead-on the comparison felt so I made this instead.

[lobselvith13]

Fallen Angel

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[whymtgcardsmith]

“Judge! They only threw a 89 kilogram rock.”

[xenostalgic]

okay look not to be like "I bet it would feel good as hell", I don't, it would suck, BUT if you were a turtle with a coyote or something trying to get inside your shell to eat you, it would be terrifying but also a little flattering right? and a little disappointment would tinge the relief if it gave up and left you alone. maybe you'd be tempted to poke a foot out to keep them interested

[lscholar]

not a coyote. maybe a bird. I bet being picked up by a hawk, rapped firmly but not violently against a rock a few times, just so the hawk is sure, and getting to fly just before the end - seeing everything you know get smaller and smaller and then larger very quickly and then the cessation of all pain - would probably fulfill all desire and allow me to transcend reincarnation.

[xenostalgic]

you don't understand at all... once the hawk picks you up it's all over! there's no hope of returning to safety, but also no hope of prolonging its interest indefinitely! what if I want to wallow in dukkha? the coyote offers this

[lscholar]

right! the second the hawk picks you up there's nothing you could do about it! any action would be hastening your demise - and you can perform one, if you want, to that end. when there is no hope of safety the obligations of ensuring it disappear. in your subjective experience, the hawk will never move on. in your subjective experience, your successful consumption is its utmost priority.

[xenostalgic]

okay look not to be like "I bet it would feel good as hell", I don't, it would suck, BUT if you were a turtle with a coyote or something trying to get inside your shell to eat you, it would be terrifying but also a little flattering right? and a little disappointment would tinge the relief if it gave up and left you alone. maybe you'd be tempted to poke a foot out to keep them interested

[lscholar]

not a coyote. maybe a bird. I bet being picked up by a hawk, rapped firmly but not violently against a rock a few times, just so the hawk is sure, and getting to fly just before the end - seeing everything you know get smaller and smaller and then larger very quickly and then the cessation of all pain - would probably fulfill all desire and allow me to transcend reincarnation.

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....