at ease

whatever. wags my damn tail.

[lt-barknsnarl]

Hello!

I go by Parker or Powder! Either one works! I use he/they/it pronouns as well as mutt/mutts and paw/paws!

I am an endogenic system, and I am the host, however, everyone else may post here, so here are our tags + pronouns! Parker/Powder (he/they/it/mutt/paw) - 💚🌲 Brutus (she/it) - 🩸🐺 Charlie (she/her) - 🩷🌹 Lilith (she/her) - ❤‍🔥🥀 Jackson (he/him) - 🌊🦈 Todd (he/they) - 🦊✨

Ko [Kokichi Oma fictive] (he/it) - 💜🌑

Dazai [Osamu Dazai fictive] (he/they) - 🩹

Wheats [Wheatly fictive] (he/him) - 🤖🩵

This is a carrd with all of my 'types!

greetings!

carrd

main is @weirdofox12!

tag guide! Powder's Random Rambles - alterhuman related things or random thoughts

Powder's Loud Growls - rants

Powder's Howls - questions

Powder's Re-roars - reblogs

Parker's music - music recommendations!

WHILE I DO NOT HAVE A DNI, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOCK ON SIGHT. BE NICE!

(user boxes made by @kthecritter! divider made by me!)

Music recommendation guidelines under the cut!

PLAYLIST RECOMENDATION GUIDELINES!

1: 10 songs for one, 5 for multiple This is mainly just to make it easier on me. HOWEVER, if you request 'types that are relatively similar, I might group them into one.

2: Please only 1-3 therio/kintypes! Tumblr in and of itself only allows 10 audios, which is how I get my Spotify links, and if I do 5 songs x 3 kintypes, 10 will be audios, but the last five will be plaintext links. This is also to slightly make things easier for me.

3: Please be patient! I have a bunch of different things going on in my life right now, even asides from school, so it may take me a while to get to your request!

4: Closing asks! If I feel slightly overwhelmed by requests, I will close asks! I will make announcements when I close/open asks back up!

5: If you have a specific vibe you want, please specify! If you have a preference (i.e. no lyrics, a specific genre, etc.), please specify in your ask so I know what to add or what to avoid!

[lt-barknsnarl]

hello everyone. we have an announcement to make. This blog is officially abandoned. It's been unofficially abandoned for a while, but now its time to officially close it. This blog wont be deactivated, but there will be no new posts beyond this point. Alterhumanity isn't super important to my identity at this time, and there's no point in me having this blog if I'm not gonna post on it. I'll still occasionally alterhuman post on my main, but besides from that, its over for this blog. Stay hydrated and have a good day.

[lt-barknsnarl]

i don't get why people diss on therians that may have a military background..like a military dog therian...maybe it's just me but I don't really see it as a problem, as long as they don't go around and hurt people or things..a lot of dogs in the military are used for bomb detection, search and rescue, patrol, tracking...yes Attack is on there but that's used in like WAR war...and in training...maybe I'm trippin...maybe I just haven't dug deep enough into the community...

if I'm like missing anything or EVERYTHING I'd be fine with being educated :3

BEST WISHES!!

THIS! Like, I can see why someone would have problems with the concepts of military dogs themselves, especially as someone who is incredibly antiwar, but hating on the people who have a military background, therianthropy related or not, is NOT how you solve the problem. imo it makes everything worse. blame the people causing wars, not the people who have a connection to it (for lack of a better phrase) -💚🌲

[artm-is87]

my little soldier boy but it's gaz. kyle, who despite the horrid events he's seen with his own eyes; the genocides, lying and schemes -- still holds his morality to a high standard. tries so hard, pushes back when needed. it makes him good. a good soldier.

and price knows it

[lt-barknsnarl]

we were reading house of leaves and we think we may have had a Johnny Truant fictive split?

anyway welcome to the system johnny!

- 🩷🌹

[plural-questioning]

do your fictives (if applicable) end up with favorite media/get obsessed with other things beside their source? what are they and were you surprised?

question 178:

[lt-barknsnarl]

Our Wheatly really likes Happy Tree Friends. We still don't really know why, haha.

- 💚🌲

[lt-barknsnarl]

hello everybody!

we just wanted to say that we are currently setting this up to be our therian AND system blog! our tagging system is going to stay the same for simplicity's sake, however we now have all of our separate sign-offs/tags that we are going to add as well! the guide has already been posted onto our pinned. we are also an endogenic system, so if you are uncomfortable with that, please just block us. i dont want to get into any type of syscourse arguments. we're working on intros for all of us, which will be posted on our Carrd, and we will edit this post when they are made!

edit: they're done! here they are! headmateintros.carrd.co - 💚🌲

[lt-barknsnarl]

GUYS THERE ARE A BUNCH OF OTHER THERIANS AT MY SCHOOL ABD IN MY THEATER GROUP IM SO HAPPY OSHSGJADGAFSHFJCJV

[lt-barknsnarl]

im having another fucking gender crisis so screw it i'm an "it" in the way a town refers to a beast that they've never been able to identify. i'm a "he" in the way people try to track me refer to a feral predator that's been breaking into livestock pens. i'm a "she" in the way a hunter compliments my beauty in fear while recounting his experience at a bar. i'm a "they" in the way people think i'm no longer one beast, but many trapped in one singular form. my neos are dat ouppy in me =3

[lt-barknsnarl]

hey everyone,

ive mentioned on my main that im an endogenic system, and its also on my pinned post, however, i don't talk about it much because ive seen a lot of anti-endo stuff around and ive never really been comfortable posting about it because of that. however, i want to post about, but i dont know if i should post on here or make a new blog for it.

what should i do?

post on this blog!

make a new blog!

sweet succulent AA batteries (results)

Voting ended onJul 25, 2025

[lt-barknsnarl]

you know what fuck it

im a dog. i fucking love being a dog. im a dog with with a tumblr blog. im a dog with a tumblr blog that loves frogs. im a dog with a tumblr blog who loves frogs looking through a catalog. im a dog with a tumblr blog who loves frogs looking through a catalog while watching a vlog. im a dog with a tumblr blog who loves frogs looking through a catalog while watching a vlog while also driving a Warthog as seen in Halo 2 originally released in 2004.

[lt-barknsnarl]

the funniest thing just happened

me, my mom, and my little brother were watching the lightning from an incoming storm on the roof, and i was wearing my tail and standing up because why not, and the wind was blowing my tail in a way that made it look like i was controlling it and it was wagging and it was so euphoric fsjfysyursyirstyka3tuajygjy

[mentally-ill-alterhuman]

Anyways, here's me telling me the r/Therian mod team to fuck off in case anyone needed a pick-me-up today 🫶

[lt-barknsnarl]

okay so i currently run a cod rp blog for Riley the Dog and, like, as both a german shepherd therian AND riley fictionkin its been so euphoric slngkalnropdmsnjsoalma liek it always makes me happy and it's like so fun akfnoalmaoala

[lt-barknsnarl]

guess who finally kinfirmed being a dinosaur <-utahraptor and therinzinosaurus

[lt-barknsnarl]

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF DEATH, MORTALITY, SLIGHT EXISTENTIALISM, AND OTHER THINGS RELATING TO THESE TOPICS. IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS, PLEASE SCROLL

does anybody else feel like that, when they die, they want their ashes to be spread in the habitat of ur therio/kintype or want to be buried in the habitat of ur therio/kintype? i know that death is a bit of a tough subject for a lot of people, but I believe that it's an important thing to talk about and we shouldnt be afraid of it. so, i feel like when i die, i want to be cremated and for my ashes to be scattered in the mountains probably in either Yellowstone or somewhere in Alaska. that way, when im gone, my soul is where i should have been. i can rest there in death where i feel most at home. where i can be free and truly myself. does anybody else feel this way?

[lt-barknsnarl]

anybody remember that "is ur name more of a dog name or person name" trend? well i decided to redo it with my new chosen name lol