Im Freaking Weird

Hi

[elfanonymous]

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[teaboot]

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

[teaboot]

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

[rebar2042]

You work with Markiplier and he is a great motivator

[rebar2042]

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[revivivivify]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[diagnosed-overthinker]

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[shuravf]

One of my faves from Eva

[botanicaxu]

A silly comic based on OB chapter 50

[lamaery]

calm among the chaos

HOW could have I not illustrated that scene?! :D

I will never cease to chuckle at that awkward soldier with that bowl of fruit. He has no idea how he got there.

[lamaery]

Oathbringer Part 3: Diplomat Loooooooong post, I know. This dialogue took way more panels than I expected. Since I also plan to post this on instagram, I experimented more with single size panels (and conjoined ones). I had a lot of fun with the Thaylen City scenery and that tiny bit of the Rift… Not a dramatic scene here, but one with a lot of little details I like: Dalinar moodily munching on nuts he randomly finds in his armrest, Navani knowing exactly whom she married and hey, even Sadeas pops up shortly…  well, onto whatever comes next :D

[rongzhi]

Buying a car

English added by me :)

[artfullheart]

[caecilius-est-pater]

[mossmittens]

told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

[geologyingeneral]

[frank-bennedetto]

Ok I looked this up and the discription is half true but not in the way you would think. The fossil is a real example of a Stupendemys geographicus, a pre historical turtle species that could grow to the size size of a small car. The man however is misidentified. "Carlos" is actually Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez, Director of the Paleontological Institute and Museum at the University of Zurich in Sweden, who was the team leader of the paleontologists that found the fossil.

[x]

[harocat]

Rodolfo for scale

[kosmogrl]

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍