ltrchadz

Personal Blog, I post anime, pretty things and whatever I find funny.

[dogpuppy]

[eightdoctor]

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

[eightdoctor]

nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further

[eightdoctor]

ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies

[dosimoss]

hahah

[anxeious]

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[saba-ody]

*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.

[adjoint-law]

slapstick shenanigans as Light fails to spell Benwah correctly for ten episodes

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[hentired]

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

[hydok]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[aonoe]

I'm sure the world needs Tiger inspired by Vanessa Stockard's style

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[home-and-having-tea]

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

[segamascott]

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[sailermoon]

everytime i kill a bug in my house i think of nikki giovanni’s “allowables”

[sailermoon]

someone said the last part can be read as “I don’t think I’m allowed” or “I don’t think, I’m allowed” which I never even thought about

[sailermoon]

I’m genuinely haunted by the implications of the second interpretation. I used to just view it as someone reflecting on their actions with grief and regret

“I don’t think. I’m ALLOWED to kill something because I am frightened” drastically changes the tone and circumstances. the way we can read the same poem and interpret it in vastly different ways.

[snoopyhalfreturn]

the concept art is so fucking gorgeous I can’t

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times