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🍉🇵🇸 nonbinary gremlin

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

[theonion]

In an effort to strengthen diplomatic ties between the global superpowers’ most oafish representatives, sources confirmed Thursday that schlubs from the United States and China met in Australia this week for a series of lowest-level talks.

The noisy, poorly dressed delegations, which convened for multiple sessions of bilateral discussion at a Best Western motor inn just outside Brisbane, reportedly addressed a range of issues important to schlubs in both countries, including reducing tariffs on microwaveable mozzarella sticks, establishing worldwide manufacturing standards for foam beer koozie production, and generally fostering a spirit of goodwill and cooperation within the international slob community. Full Story

[probablyangel]

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Oh no I've logged back on after five years

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A lil scribble for Ostara~ Happy spring equinox, friends. Be well! 🌱 #ostara #eostre #springequinox https://www.instagram.com/p/B98HrDNjuRZ/?igshid=1ul6b29rryyrc

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Looking through vintage cookbooks and I just... I have a lot of questions https://www.instagram.com/p/B9uuNIgDFe3/?igshid=lchq2wzkkw22

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Look, one of my first profile pictures from 2005! I was 20 years old and super edgy. 👻🦇💀 #tbt I guess https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nXo-fjSeF/?igshid=kbnr9ykysqkb

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Zuko has two modes: cuddly and murder. The latter is significantly increased after getting neutered... He scratched my eyelid something fierce and I'm surprised I still have hands. #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B17xO4GBA7t/?igshid=11fevszg4eupc

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Visited my mom yesterday, we cute. (at Palos Heights, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Ty1KAjG2Q/?igshid=1mn3rx723crp2

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🔥 Prince Zuko 🔥 (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0wt6ojjJF9/?igshid=ogpqxft1xz95

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Prince Zuko, tiny kitty. #catsofinstagram (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0cp7GzjjVU/?igshid=jg520dt4p78v

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Insomnia Cookies, face masks, and The Trailer Park Boys? On a work night?! We crazy. (at Lincoln Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byh7FlcjwRT/?igshid=1u3r8608oq853

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So many thanks to @_amanda.king for being hella patient and wonderful through the entire process. This style is absolutely perfect and everything I've been looking for. . I guess you could say it brings joy wherever it goes~ 😎🔥 . . . . . #summerhair #yellowhair #floyds99barbershop #undercut #neonhair #firehair #nonbinary #enby (at Uptown, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/BybxGolBRbW/?igshid=1e12qr65zfhc1

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Ever have your map unintentionally load sideways? I didn't know what planet I was looking at for a hot second. https://www.instagram.com/p/BwNJb7RHx7k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=49uk2ic9mavp

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He's dead, wrapped in plastic. . . . . . I've had this lil boy since 1990! He's my desk guardian now. #magicicada #cicada #etymology (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwIBAGfBoJ7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1osutvgey0zyz

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My first cross stitch! It's not as fantabulous as it was in my mind's eye, but it still turned out pretty decent. I've been creating more since my move and it's felt so wonderful. Working with threads and yarn is so incredibly zen and peaceful for me so you're gonna be seeing a lot more in the future! #fiberart #crossstitch #createeveryday (at Chicago metropolitan area) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvarwM6hniL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zds315748iki

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I'm accomplishing things at work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4oMdShwBB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xf94300irohh