Had a dream I was a character in a superhero crime show, starring alongside Jesus. Throughout the show, there was a running gag of whenever Jesus appeared onscreen he would just teleport behind you, which lead to this exchange:
Jesus: *teleports*
Me: Jesus Christ! Stop teleporting behind people, you scared the shit out of me
Jesus: I'm sorry, my child - what would you have me do differently?
Me: I don't know, you could fly down in beam of light from the heavens, surrounded by a choir of angels or something?
Jesus: Oh yeah, good idea













