Theatre Kid (Derogatory)

Lucy | She/Her | 21 | Lesbian | Swiftie | Chicago | Theatre Kid | Muppet Joker’s #1 fan

[shitty-tma-aus]

fear-swap au where nothing major changes except instead of "tim goes to a kayaking trip" the joke is that he "went on a long circus tour"

Ah, does Mr. Stoker get consumed by the Vast then?

[lucicorn13]

He went on a REALLY long kayaking trip

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[lucicorn13]

I wonder if Bryce and Trinity are lurking on tumblr the past few weeks… what must it be like to return to your former kingdom… it’s like Arthur returning to a entirely New Camelot

[caitvoodoo]

[the-muppet-joker]

They raised me in the Circus

Before I was a Noun

My mother was my Father

My father was a Clown

He wore a pretty Costume

And danced in purple Smoke

My father was my Mother

But only as a Joke

He taught me Shattered Mirrors

And Painting Your Grotesque

And how to Laughing With Them

At Aching In Your Chest

I cannot be a person

Just Schadenfreude Fodder

I long to be my mother's son

But I'm my Father's Daughter

[fairycosmos]

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

[fairycosmos]

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

[the-muppet-joker]

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

[lucicorn13]

Current rules for the Tumblr themed board game I’m making for my Tumblr themed birthday party this Friday.

Tumblr University: The Quest For a Million Notes

[lucicorn13]

Just give them the 100k I’m so serious

[lucicorn13]

Brinity won the 100k on my birthday yup thats how it should be

[feluka]

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

[feluka]

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

[feluka]

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

[feluka]

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.

SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.

THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.

FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.

[lucicorn13]

[jester-operation]

My nam is Jonathan Sims. I throw my hair up into a messy bun and walk down the stairs. Elias Bouchard looks at me. "We're selling you to the Ceaseless Watcher." The Ceaseless Watcher turns its gaze upon me. I am this wretched thing.

[smallfandomsexymen]

what’s the funniest/weirdest submission you’ve gotten so far?

that’s kinda hard, cause I haven’t looked through all of them yet and a lot of them I have no idea who they are

However there is one person I already made a post about, who put Hazel Callahan from Bottoms… let’s just say they were very… passionate about this character

[lucicorn13]

Go ahead, let’s make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

[lucicorn13]

Just give them the 100k I’m so serious

[lucicorn13]

I resonate with Frankentien because i was also created to be the perfect man, but once I was told my eye color is a little weird, so now I think everything I do is wrong.

And I also have a massive dick

[sweetieboydyke]

femmehandling this butch

[lucicorn13]

Have delicious drama that only my roommate would care about and must be delivered in person but she’s still in class oh the torture

[lucicorn13]

Trying to soft launch a potential relationship to your friends when your dating history includes supervillains. No freeways