Hey, You! You’re Finally Awake!

My lovely horde

[tieflingkisser]

[botanyshitposts]

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

[catchymemes]

[ladyofspoons]

clever girl! so proud of her

[renumuro]

Comm for Evroxts

[grenapple0547]

Close call

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[nuclearregulatorycommission]

only vaguely in the same vein, but i quote this one all the time

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[unrinconmas]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

[piornik]

I love the uesp wiki

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

edit - apparently the first known appearance of this screenshot was from a redditor with a bad habit of posting fakes, so there is a high chance that this isn't a genuine post. whatever. i'm choosing to believe. felix darkmantle you will always real 2 me 🥺🥺🥺

[sealdev]

Tell me: is he's allowed to say that?? If you turn on the volume, you will hear his words.

[theblacktiecacti]

prime defenders of the local corner store

[cherryflavoredbutch]

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody's going to let you do anything if they think it's actually going to work.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post