🍑⚽ - Blue Lock Smutty Headcanons -⚽
I need to get this out of my head. I apologize.
I’m picturing Bllk characters as fully grown-ups, since 1) it’s more appropriate, and 2) no teen has a sex life or has fully experienced what they like/dislike (and that’s perfectly normal). It is more accurate, I think, to describe their tastes in their adult lives.
Feel free to respond and comment, I can rant about this silly topic for ages unless you’re a minor. It would not be appropriate to discuss this with you (even if it’s about fictional characters I know). Stay safe pumpkin !
I will go from mild to edgier stuff. Beware, dark stuff ahead. You’ve been warned.
English is not my first langage so if there is weird phrasing, bear with me.
- No Angst in these ones -
He’s a womanizer as we know, but a very affectionate one. He will spoil you just for the sake of it because he genuinely likes to see a happy woman (even if he will date someone else the next week). He eats your pussy for hours, gives you multiple orgasms with his tongue 'till you ask for mercy, then switches to your ass ; then the cycle repeats itself. He never dated men, but he’s open to it. Is he bi or just curious ? Idk.
He never misses to bring croissants before you wake up.
Straight af. Fucked so much women he can’t remember half of them. If you’re cis-woman, he wants to fuck you, if you’re trans-woman, he wants to fuck you. He likes it when a girl with long-ass nails plays with his tip and his nipples. You can pinch them. When he wakes up he sneaks behind you shinobi style and rubs his thing against your butt until your thighs open up, fingers you while you’re slowly waking up thinking « wtf », then, when you’re wet enough, he slides into you. You’re okay with that so everyone’s happy.
Did I mention that Otoya’s straighter than the Corinth canal ?
Okay I have trouble to picture his sex life, so help me out with this one. What I can say though : he’s more into women, but had his male crushes along the way. Sometimes he goons thinking of shithead flirting Kaiser. But the real confort masturbation is when he thinks about Rin (nothing ever happened between them, pure fantasy on his side). He pictures this prick taking his cock unwillingly while shooting death threats. When Rin makes too much of a fuss, Isagi puts his underpants in his mouth and fuck the shit out of him. Then he imagines his cum all over his pretty face. And have a violent orgasm. Apart from that fantasy, Isagi’s a gentle lover, I swear.
[It may be not that mild now that I'm thinking about it. Ok whatever]
Mikage Reo / Nagi Seishiro
Oc they’re together, never had other lovers. They’re soulmates. Period.
Reo is the top of that relationship, obviously, and has more needs that Nagi. Reo knows when Nagi could be in the mood for that (very subtle signs only him can see) or if it's helpless for the moment. When Reo is in the mood, he hugs Nagi softly and breaths deeply into his clothes, his neck, his hair. Than he rubs his hands against his thighs, his croth, caress him through his pants before going slowly under it. Nagi is still on his phone by the way, lying on the bed. [fast forward or else I’m gonna write a full fanfic about these two] The phone finally punches Nagi’s nose as he drops it accidentaly while Reo kisses his cock. [ok I’ll stop there it’s too tempting to describe every second of this and I’m not here for that]. Reo is gentle when he fucks him, but from time to time, when Nagi says « I love you » while staring at him with his big beautiful eyes, he can no longer hold back.
BUT HERE’S THE TWIST : Nagi and Reo switch from time to time. It’s rare, but when Reo craves to take Nagi’s cock, he prepares himself (sometimes sit on Nagi’s face so the cutie doesn’t have to do much effort) and rides him in amazon. Much rarer (but it happens), Nagi has a vision, or he’s in heat or dives into flow state whatever the heck going on with him and he almost breaks the bed, and Reo’s ass.
Healthiest relationship ever since they passed through their teen angst period.
Kunigami Rensuke / Chigiri Hyouma
Chigiri is the top (fact). Kunigami is really shy and doesn’t want to be rude, so most of the time Chigiri has to take the initiative. He loves to tease him in public spaces, wich Kunigami hates (...kind of). Kunigami is devoted to suck Chigiri’s dick ; he will take him on his shoulders, slam him on the wall, squish his face onto his crotch and eat that cock like he’s running out of time. They practise 69 often, Chigiri on top. When they make out, Chigiri can say zesty things to make him blush in embarrassement, sometimes realy vulgar, but always with a smooth voice.
What makes Chigiri lose his composure is when Kunigami dares to talk and say things like « Fuck me harder princess. »
Julian Loki / Vivien Hugo
They’re straight, and Loki had multiple gf. Tbh, I don’t know if Hugo has a sex life apart from Loki. But I do know they make out together from time to time. It’s bro related sex, so no homo. They never had anal sex (no homo), they just stroke each other’s cocks in the locker room while kissing, practise frotting under shower and so on. Hugo sucked Loki’s cock once, but they never did it again ; was it too far ? Was is too good ? Loki has a always a gf, but never misses to fap with his best friend now and then.
But since they’re bros, it’s not really cheating, right ?
Rn I can’t figure out what adult Charles will do, but it must be savage, as he’s the actual Antichrist.
Yeah, he's intense and really naughty, but perfectly healthy though [you would have not thought that, uh?]. This guy has no boundaries, neither physical nor ethical, and lives his life to its fullest. He’s pan obviously and sees nothing as a threat to his manhood (and he’s damn right about that !). You could say shamelessly that you want to try scat with him, he would gladly open his mouth to welcome your dump. He’s done nasty and dark stuff with Sae (never been his bf, he was only his sex friend – not even a friend in fact, cause Sae is a sociopath [we’ll go there later]). You can text him whenever you’re in heat, he will commit to realise your wildest fantasies at once (unless he’s in practise, you’ll have to wait a little and he’ll have to bear an erection while jumping in the air and turn his ass up to smash the ball and get the goal pregnant).
Always wear a condom with this dude, or else you could catch something weird.
- Beware the Great Angst is right below -
Kaiser is gay and a masochist (duh). He's still in this toxic relationship with Ness (I hope the cute puppy will set free soon, it’s a shame to bear such a dead weight), in which he’s the dom bottom (sue me) and Ness is the sub top who tries to keep up but is too gentle to fully satisfy him. Kaiser goes wherever to be fucked, mostly by older men. He likes to be degrated, spitted in the mouth and pissed upon. Afterward he feels guilty and disgusting. I feel so sorry for him. The fact your kinks are wrecked doesn’t mean your’re a wrecked human been mein Schatz. Take example on Shidou please.
Go see a therapist Liebling.
That’s a sick mf, you know that well. He’s bi and a switch. In both cases, he’s a death threat made into flesh. He can slap you in the face with no warning or yell at you for not choking him hard enough (not taking into account your neighbours’ tranquillity and your reputation). When you take him from behind (cock or strap-on) he threats to dump you if you’re not doing it as hard as he wants. At this moment you can make him quiet by squishing his (always pretty) face unto the pillow and distinctly say in his ear that you will use him until you cum, and have no interest in his pleasure, that he’s just your cocksleeve from now on. Instant orgasm for still pretty faced Rin.
He will never bring croissants guys. Never.
This is the sick mf final boss. This guy’s a psycho. He’s a sadist who cums intellectually when he torments you. You never saw him moan or sweat, he keeps fucking you with a straight bitch face, using toys or whatever he has in hands. Does he masturbate afterward ? Who knows ? Not me. You will NEVER see his cock. I’m adamant about that. You can beg him to taste his cock, to feel his cock, he won’t bother to answer and will thrust his fist deeper into you.
Sometimes, you’re afraid he won’t respect the safe word (and you can be).
That’s it. Now that I put into words these important FACTS, I may going on with my life.
PS: I’m joking about FACTS. If you have other FACTS to offer, bring them on babe, I’ll listen !
Fanfic material, make a good use of that. If you do, tag me, I'll reeead it!
