Awake, Arise, Or Be Forever Fallen

27. I love Schitt’s Creek, The Good Place, Parks and Rec, The Office, Kim’s Convenience and Brooklyn 99.

[kaijuno]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him

[animentality]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

River of rule

[halles-comet]

Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

[animentality]

[danielwaldorf]

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[kaijuno]

[aylendoesart]

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[aflo]

The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

[stoney-baloney-with-cheese]

Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

[rafeandonlyrafe-deactivated2026]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[catchymemes]

[undeadentropy]

Ironically, queen shit

[homunculus-argument]

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

[quotent-potables]

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

— homunculus-argument on Tumblr

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[st5lker]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath