Cheesepuffs93

A random collection of items Pronouns: She/They, Age: 28, Pansexual/Demiromantic This blog is 18+. I haphazardly reblog 18+ posts, but lets just forworn before you get too comfy 😉

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

an explanation is not owed

[the-redonkulon]

I’m kinda surprised at how many ‘likes-but-did-not-blogs’ there are on this post….there are absolutely no downsides to not sharing it, regardless of whether or not it fits your aesthetic or even if your page isn’t sexual in nature.

Unfortunately, many guys still need to see this….. (but ovviously it applies to everyone).

Consent is paramount, and the ability to remove consent at any time (yes even after sex has started, if it hurts or you get cold feet or whatev)

[gargoyle--prince]

I'll be real with you. Yes, I do want a werewolf boyfriend so he can knot me and feed my breeding kink...

But I also would like to give him belly rubs both in his wolf and human form. Along with chin scratches and I like to think that even in his human form I can still find that spot on his lower back that makes his spine arch and he has to keep his leg from kicking.

I also want to keep beef jerky and little squares of ham that I can pucker up and ask for a kiss and then give him a fuckin slim jim and he's like "oh, Thanks babe :)" because he thinks I'm just sharing a snack with him but then he soon catches on that I'm giving him him treats as a reward....so he starts cleaning the house and doing the laundry more often and now I have to make the man a whole roast at this point.

When he starts to get close to his heat cycle he drags all kinds of blankets, extra pillows, towels and extra cloths that have been sitting in the laundry room into the closet along with sweaters and t-shirts that have gone unworn for sometime. We can lay in the "den" that he has made, his heat still a few days away so he wants to spend time in the soft nest he has made so his scent is all over it. So bringing a laptop in there and watching Netflix while we lay together.

He takes the whole wearing your bf's t shirts to a new level. He wants his mate to smell like him so others know...so my ass is gonna have a constant supply of soft worn t-shirts and flannels that smell like him.

...and I like big hairy men that tower over me and have nice beards and chest hair. So, werewolf boyfriends definitely fulfill my taste in men.

[3k05-deactivated20231023]

talking about gender can be a love language actually

[3k05-deactivated20231023]

the 5 secret extra love languages they don't want you to know about:

-talking about gender

-mutual infodumping

-"hey this is your blorbo right (link to fanart)"

-making weird noises at each other

-swordfighting

[soberscientistlife]

Cancel hatred, bigotry, misogamy, stupidity by voting Democrat. Otherwise, these will have to fight for our freedoms for the rest of our lives.

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[divineandmajesticinone]

quiet quitting via

[livia02]

🤣

[injuries-in-dust]

XY

I don't even need to argue, the internet has all the responses I need because this has been talked about so very much.

And gender is a social construct.

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[morbidmanatee]

“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”

“Yum yum Steve ribs”

[flaekjern]

cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible

like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’

[bihalfling-deactivated20201230]

are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?

[sweetsweetemo]

I’d take it super personally

im edible, okay? thx

[captainjonnitkessler]

I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

[just-a-normal-eccentric]

“We brought in Neil Gaiman”

the fuck you did, he lives here

[mothmanismyuncle]

“we brought in neil gaiman”

you pulled him unceremoniously from his bed to go sit on the couch is what you did

[still-gathering-roses]

[captainjonnitkessler]

A bunch of people were funnier than me on my own post and now I’M the one drowning in notes? Every day is a fucking ordeal on this blog,

[liberalsarecool]

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

[blackgirlsreverything]

[euryalex]

There's something so human about people making mods for Stray so the cat is looks like someone else's, even taking requests or making one when someone asks if there's one that looks like their cat. And personally I feel like that's part of the story Stray wants to tell. Human kindness is such a beautiful thing and this game really shows it off. Both in and outside of the game ❤️

[nocturnal-birb]

I would protect the cat and the robots until my dying breath

[cardo-de-comer]

I don’t know why I’ve put so much effort into this meme but here you go

[noretreatnancy]

Saw an interview clip where Dakota Beavers (Taabe) was discussing the decision to do a full cast dub of Prey (2022) in the Comanche language and how important something like a major feature film can be for preservation of language and creating interest in younger generations to learn their cultural language, and then in another interview he talked about how much attention to detail was put into making sure that the cultural aspects were correct, and how important it was to have producer Jhane Myers (a Comanche woman) there to make sure that those aspects were handled the right way… idk I can’t understand why this movie didn’t get a theatrical release it deserves all the praise and attention it can get

[lanseax]

To anyone complaining about Prey and how Naru isn’t capable of taking down a Predator (spoilers follow):

One of the smartest scenes is her hunting rabbits, she realizes she’s not quick enough to retrieve the axe and pursue her next quarry at the same time, so she attaches a rope for a quick retrieval and we see her victorious with at least half a dozen rabbits on her shoulder.

This movie shows her learning and she doesn’t just do it once, she does it twice.

One of my favorite scenes is her scene when Naru returns to the french camp. She heals the translator as best she can and learns partially how to fire a gun but she forgets the key part and it almost gets her killed so she says fuck that idea. But she doesn’t get rid of the gun. Instead she keeps it and traps a french man who she then watches load and ready the gun he uses and she realizes how to fire the gun then by just observing him. it’s one of the smartest presentation of a character learning in recent cinema history.

and she doesn’t do it twice, she does it three times.

as her brother faces predator she learns how predator technology works by watching. she already has previous history with the three dots shining on a person who then immediately dies, she knows those dots mean danger. so she watches as predator fires his homing arrows and sees that no matter where they’re aimed if that helmet is on, they’re going to land where the helmet marks. she knows from watching the Predator kill her brother, a hunting party, and hundreds of french men that she will not be able to kill this thing in a straight up brawl, that’s basically asking for death. but if she can line him up to kill himself? she’s got this in the bag.

Prey is one of the best movies in cinema history and its because it doesn’t dumb anything down. Naru doesn’t brute force anything, she outsmarts her opponents every time. 

If you didn’t realize she was learning after every encounter then the issue isn’t the movie, it’s you.

[narwhalsarefalling]

janeway is the rawest fucking captain in all of starfleet. she taught a god manners and how to interact with low life forms like herself. she fucked amelia earheart. she rehabilitated five borg refugees to being individuals. she fucking killed fear itself. when those aliens were doing experiments on her crew she literally drives voyager inbetween two stars to fuck with them. she only drinks her coffee black as a power move. she has the only braincell on the starship “party bus” voyager. she threatened to kill not one Q but the entire fucking Q Continum if Q didnt stop fucking with her ship. she sticks to the prime directive in the delta quadrant when the fucking equinox couldnt. you watch janeway in a tank top when ur 11 years old and suddenly you feel your straightsona melting off. janeway was the fucking coolest