[lucifersfavouritesinner]

i’ve just logged on for the first time in like two years what the fuck is going on 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

tweet meme: good omens edition

[coppiced-deactivated20211220]

i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me

[glowing-gay]

oh how I would love to hold his face in my hands, gaze into his eyes, and finally realize that I'm utterly in love with him

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

what fucked up part of human biology is it that makes playing with your own hair not feel as good as when someone else does it

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

rearranging my cringe DNA so i am no longer a social pack animal

[bad-days-are-ok]

[edmundo-diaz]

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can't stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[ms-funky-autumn]

Y'all forgot about the best yet most heartbreaking response:

[ratliker1917]

whys a big fucking ship getting stuck in the suez canal and just completely fucking paralyzing one of the world’s most important trade routes so fucking funny to me. what if you had a global system of trade but a fucking fat ass god damn boat just blocked all of it

[foolishgamers]

I AM FUCKING DYING AT DUALITY OF THE REPLIES TO THIS POST

[kaijuno]

some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

[belcasan]

Elementary, my dear Watson.

[nicollekidman]

the peak of network comedies

[aletheyass]

the mortifying ordeal of getting your ship stuck sideways into the suez canal blocking it into gridlock and costing every seafaring nation of earth millions of dollars

[sinkinginthepee]

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s out of touch thursday

[chaoticgouda]

shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade

Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!

[persephinae]

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

[luxlightly]

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

[rylandgraces]